Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted February 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 The rules: Â 1. Each rap must consist of 16 lines. No more, no less. Â 2. Maximum of two raps each. Â 3. You have until 3:00pm on Saturday 18th February to post. If you post nothing by the deadline, you're out. Â 4. Voting will commence after the rapping deadline. The cut-off point for votes will be 10:00pm on Wednesday 22nd February. Â Best of luck, sluts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 So I have to battle Nicko, seriously, why? After one verse he will be all "golly gosh" like Stephen Fry If you step up to Houchen, Nick be very wary I'm a motherfucking Hawk, you're just a shit canary  I can see it already, you're all nervous and flustered Bad news old boy, you don't cut the Colmans mustard Like the other chumps before you, you're dicing with death I'm the fucking Zebra Kid, you're a Sunday League Ref  Enjoy the quarter final, coz you ain't gonna advance Like the shitty pub quiz team name, you've got Norfolk and chance Choose a new career path, as your rap one is over Your skills wouldn't even make you third best in Cromer  You choke so much you throw up, whereas I throw nothing but good arrows I bet you'd watch Saraya sleep while wanking in the shadows You got slaughtered hard, but I'll continue to harm ya You need more than Delia shouting "Come on then, WHERE ARE YA" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted February 17, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2012 I haven't forgotten about you, Houchen. My rebuttal is on its way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted February 17, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2012 You choke so much you throw up, whereas I throw nothing but good arrows I bet you'd watch Saraya sleep while wanking in the shadows OH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted February 17, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2012 Dear god Houchen, that's all you could muster, really? Thought you were the big dog, turns out you can't piss up the tall trees. Â Our Keith, I'm about to fuck you worse than any of your co-workers, yo, When I'm finished with you, your face will be like a painters radio. Â Thought I'd go down as easy as them? Mistake, ho Take your eyes off me? Bigger mistake than when Droz slipped off of D'Lo. Â Delia jokes! What a surprise. But this next statement is true. You've a face of a gargoyle, and I'd never crawl over her to get to you. Â Fool, I'm the Partridge of this game. My rhymes are slender with added splender. You're a mere pretender and like Buust's leg, totally dismembered. Â Your the Zebra Kid eh? Well, figures, he went to the slammer, You dropped the soap and got a big black surprise up the shitter. Â Thought you'd won it, but you underestimated the king of Colmans, You're like an unsuspecting patient. I'm Dr. Harold Shipman. Â Be a fucking man, and step up with your retort, I'm off to find a hooker, her backside, then some cocaine for a victory snort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Crash and burn, Loco, crash and burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted February 18, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 18, 2012 No more rapping! Voting will close at 10:00pm on Wednesday 22nd February. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 When I'm finished with you, your face will be like a painters radio. Â Line of the tournament up to now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 When I'm finished with you, your face will be like a painters radio. Â Line of the tournament up to now. Â Your line of the tournament is Nicko suggesting that he's going to ejaculate over his opponents face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Your line of the tournament is Nicko suggesting that he's going to ejaculate over his opponents face? Â Yes. That Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Your line of the tournament is Nicko suggesting that he's going to ejaculate over his opponents face? Â Yes. That Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsClobberingTime Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Do you want him to ejaculate over your face Richie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Richie needs all the protein he can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted February 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 18, 2012 He heard from a Cameroonian guy that the sperm of a Norfolk virgin was a universal cure-all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted February 19, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 19, 2012 Crash and burn, Loco, crash and burn. Â Dreadful, wasn't it? No shame in losing to Houchen, he obliterated me before I'd even spit my shit or even thought about ejaculating over a porn star from Coventry. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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