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Sheamus started the show saying he will wait until after the Elimination Chamber to choose which title he will challenge for at WrestleMania 28.. Wade Barrett interrupted, then Cody Rhodes, then Big Show. Show chopped Cody, and Sheamus and Show cleared the ring. This led to a tag match being set up for later in the show.

 

1. The Great Khali beat Jinder Mahal. A squash. Jinder came out to a ton of heat, while Khali continued to be a fan favorite.

 

Teddy Long is backstage discussing the ongoing suspension of Mark Henry before being interrupted by Daniel Bryan, who implores Long and the audience to become vegans.

 

2. Beth Phoenix defeated Alicia Fox. Afterward, Tamina saved Fox from the Glam Slam. The Divas had a stare down and Beth exited.

 

Natalya is backstage with Tyson Kidd. Kidd ends up farting and Hornswoggle blames it on Natalya.

 

3. Big Show & Sheamus b. Wade Barrett & Cody Rhodes. Sheamus pinned Barrett after hitting a Brogue Kick.

 

Michael Cole comes to the ring and he introduces AJ. Cole tells her that the entire locker room believes that Daniel Bryan set the entire thing up. World champion Daniel Bryan comes out and says he's had enough and is going to break both of Cole's arms. Cole runs away. Bryan says that he went on a nature walk Sunday while everyone else was eating meat, drinking beer and soda watching the Superbowl. He then says that due to the way AJ has been treated, he is taking her to his Prius and driving her home. Teddy Long tells Bryan he will arrange safe passage for AJ, but if Bryan walks out, he will forfeit the World title.

 

4. Ted DiBiase pinned Hunico.

 

5. World champion Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton. Big Show is doing commentary. Bryan tries to leave with the World title belt but Show grabs him and throws him back in. Orton nails Bryan with the RKO and covers him for the pin but in the end, it turns out Bryan was DQ'd for Show's interference. Orton and Show get into it and Show lays out Orton, who has to be helped out by the referees. Daniel Bryan Wins By DQ for Show's interference

 

 

Daniel Bryan saying he was on a NATURE WALK is so brilliant I can hardly comprehend it. Bryan as the liberal lefty heel is so great it's beyond belief.

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I think Orton Vs Bryan should be quite good, as will Bryan's promo and Sheamus/Big Show Vs Rhodes & Barrett. But everything else looks absolutely horrendous, yet another Hunico Vs DiBiase match? The opening promo sounds about as generic as you can get, like something out of a Smackdown videogame. And another "Who done it?" fart segment, this time with a leprecon as well. Who is supposed to be finding this stuff amusing?

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Wade Barrett interrupted, then Cody Rhodes, then Big Show. Show chopped Cody, and Sheamus and Show cleared the ring. This led to a tag match being set up for later in the show.

 

This happens every fucking week on Smackdown. So boring.

 

:laugh: It really does.

 

The worst part about is is Teddy Fucking Long coming out to make the said match, why does it always take him about 10 minutes to do it aswel?

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Missable again. Another Jinder/Khali match. Another Dibiase/Hunico match. Another pointless tag match. Another chickenshit-heel-worms-out-of-world-title-defeat match. And a farting gimmick? Jesus christ.

 

Yeah but NATURE WALK, TOYOTA PRIUS. That's fucking solid gold! Daniel Bryan as HTM 2K12 crossed with smug satisfaction as he sniffs his own farts is terrific. It's the most interesting he's been in an age, and it makes sense when you factor in that his main rivals are giants compared to him.

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Missable again. Another Jinder/Khali match. Another Dibiase/Hunico match. Another pointless tag match. Another chickenshit-heel-worms-out-of-world-title-defeat match. And a farting gimmick? Jesus christ.

 

Yeah but NATURE WALK, TOYOTA PRIUS. That's fucking solid gold! Daniel Bryan as HTM 2K12 crossed with smug satisfaction as he sniffs his own farts is terrific. It's the most interesting he's been in an age, and it makes sense when you factor in that his main rivals are giants compared to him.

I love the gimmick and think his promo work has been brilliant. It's just typical of WWE over the last couple of years to just run the same thing over and over until it means nothing. There's no wonder the belt means nowt when it's defended with the frequency of the old TV Title for a start.

 

What's happened to Brodus? They ruin everything.

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I completely disagree. The belt means a lot more having him keep doing whatever he can to defend it.

 

His ego as the champion is amazing. He's the first guy in a long time to carry himself with the gravitas of of a champion.

 

He'll use his girlfriend, he'll use his veganism, he'll play people off against each other etc. Chickenshit heel or smart guy? Debateable.

 

They haven't run it into the ground though. It's exactly these things that are getting him over as a credible heel champion.

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