Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 26, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 26, 2012 Rules for Round 2: Â 1. Each rap must consist of 16 lines. No more, no less. Â 2. Maximum of two raps each. Â 3. You have until 3:00pm on Saturday 4th February to post. If you post nothing by the deadline, you're out. Â 4. Voting will commence after the rapping deadline. The cut-off point for votes will be 10:00pm on Wednesday 8th February. Â Best of luck, cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 27, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 27, 2012 I'll kick off, shall I? Â Â I may have won by default but I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Screen Up Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 A Screen Up Beats HarmonicGenerator Round #2. Â Inspired by the fact that the AFKA Super Cena is going through to the final, he thought he'd stop by en route and drop some lyrical destruction on this poor sap. Which of these is your favourite? Â - You're so nondescript I'm not even sure you exist to get ripped - Talking hearse-y's(sic), son? I'll leave you for dead. - I can't remember your last rap, did anyone check out your thread? - You got no flow to your words, you may as well put lyrics to grunge - Man, here's how you rhyme - with words fucking leaner than Pepper Plunge. - And now it's Round 2, - I got 26 votes and I still ran fucking circles around you. - Nice dig at my lists, now if you'd pass me the shovel - And let me dig you a ditch, while I finish the last piece of my puzzle. Â - Your effort to rhyme 'Freebird' and 'Turd' was ridiculous, - Here's me kicking up dust while you need to rub off your rust, - You've seen I've got the verbs to back it up, - So go home and give your dad a phone - Tell him his son's just been ripped apart like a fucking wish bone. - Cheers, Menry, giving me this fool in this round, - I'm final-bound, see you later, Generator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted January 27, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 27, 2012 15 lines? Automatic fail....unlucky son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Screen Up Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 15 lines? Automatic fail....unlucky son  The 12th and 13th lines were meant to be split into two, not posted on the same line so I've edited it accordingly.  Honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 27, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 27, 2012 Jolly good show, sir, allow me to respond with my second rap. Â Â Â Leave me for dead? Well, at least you sound driven It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted February 4, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 4, 2012 No more rapping! Voting will close at 10:00pm on Wednesday 8th February. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted February 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 4, 2012 I can't decide if A Screen Up splitting his into 9 and 7 lines is work of post modern counterpolyrhythmic genius, or if he just brainspunked a load of ideas into MSWord and dragged the lines around and hoped for the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted February 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 4, 2012 I love how, despite the list jibes, he then actually went a made a list as a retort to piss people off Good'un. Tough to call this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Those were both fucking shit. I'm not even voting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 5, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 5, 2012 Those were both fucking shit. I'm not even voting. Â I blame Rey Piste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted February 5, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 5, 2012 Christ almighty, Super Cena. What the frigging hell was that? Awful. HG all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Screen Up Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Christ almighty, Super Cena. What the frigging hell was that? Awful. HG all the way. Â Shite, wasn't it? I knew I should have bowed out last round when I got the spare spot and given it up for Freebird. Any chance Menry could sort out an extra day to let Richie and HG go at it? It'll be for the good of the tourney and it might give us Richie/Hollywood II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 5, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 5, 2012 Christ almighty, Super Cena. What the frigging hell was that? Awful. HG all the way. Â Shite, wasn't it? I knew I should have bowed out last round when I got the spare spot and given it up for Freebird. Any chance Menry could sort out an extra day to let Richie and HG go at it? It'll be for the good of the tourney and it might give us Richie/Hollywood II. Â Hollywood no-showed the second round, so unfortunately it wouldn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted February 5, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 5, 2012 Christ almighty, Super Cena. What the frigging hell was that? Awful. HG all the way. Â Shite, wasn't it? I knew I should have bowed out last round when I got the spare spot and given it up for Freebird. Any chance Menry could sort out an extra day to let Richie and HG go at it? It'll be for the good of the tourney and it might give us Richie/Hollywood II. To be honest, it wasn't as bad as I first thought. Reading it whilst pissed didn't help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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