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One Night in Chyna's Mind


Chris B

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Chyna got either drunk or high and went on a tweet-storm last night. In amongst her rambling, she accused HHH and X-Pac of threats and murder, and accused Vince of either metaphorically or actually raping her.

 

I storified it here. It's mental.

 

Probably, nothing will come of it, but it's a weird read either way.

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Chyna has also said that produced and marketed porn video with X-Pac from a few years back was a rape tape (even though she's usually the one holding the camera and was the one who signed off on it). She's well gone. Complete nutter.

 

Vince probably did rape her though. In the back of a limo with Rita Chatterton.

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It's really sad. Even if there's a hint of truth in any of her claims, the way she's 'dealing' with it screams mentally unstable. I hadn't really followed her since the Attitude days and saw her Twitter page for the first time a few weeks back. It was exactly the same as the stuff Chris B posted; dozens of posts about Vince, HHH and X-Pac within an hour. I'm pretty sure she posted a video on Youtube about a month or so ago saying she wouldn't mind coming back to WWE, whilst brandishing a dildo in a hotel room. Deary me.

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She would go back to WWE in a heartbeat. All this bitterness and resentment is no more than a lashing out because they won't have her back. She's clearly hugely unhappy doing porn but it was about the only career choice she had. She should concentrate her efforts on looking semi-interested when she's being porked and making herself plenty of money through that route rather than pining for a WWE comeback that will never happen.

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It was only a few months ago that she wanted back in WWE, and they told her where to go:

Former WWE Intercontinental Champion Chyna appeared on The Howard Stern Show Monday to promote her first professional pornographic film, Backdoor To Chyna. She notably stated during the interview that she recently wrote a letter to Vince McMahon regarding a possible return to WWE, which she last appeared for in 2001.

 

"It's been a decade, right? (The fans are) like 'Chyna we miss you, we love you'... it's incredible, this fan respect that I have, you know?," Chyna said. "So, they're like 'when are you going back?,' and I was like 'you know, that's a good question.'"

 

Stern asked, "You wrote Vince and you said, Vince, I want to come back to the WWE.'?"

 

"I didn't say that," she responded. "I wrote him a legal letter, it was very professional instead of like a trainwreck ... all over, like crazy. Had my stuff together and I wrote him a certified letter by [my] lawyer and said, 'Hey, are you ready to put everything aside personally, and would you like to do business with me?'"

 

WWE responded, "We're not interested at this time."

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It was only a few months ago that she wanted back in WWE, and they told her where to go:

Former WWE Intercontinental Champion Chyna appeared on The Howard Stern Show Monday to promote her first professional pornographic film, Backdoor To Chyna. She notably stated during the interview that she recently wrote a letter to Vince McMahon regarding a possible return to WWE, which she last appeared for in 2001.

 

"It's been a decade, right? (The fans are) like 'Chyna we miss you, we love you'... it's incredible, this fan respect that I have, you know?," Chyna said. "So, they're like 'when are you going back?,' and I was like 'you know, that's a good question.'"

 

Stern asked, "You wrote Vince and you said, Vince, I want to come back to the WWE.'?"

 

"I didn't say that," she responded. "I wrote him a legal letter, it was very professional instead of like a trainwreck ... all over, like crazy. Had my stuff together and I wrote him a certified letter by [my] lawyer and said, 'Hey, are you ready to put everything aside personally, and would you like to do business with me?'"

 

WWE responded, "We're not interested at this time."

 

 

Can't say I blame Vince for not having her given the companies PG stance and her latest porn film being so recent.

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wow thats some Billy jack Haynes'esque ranting there. It would seem that poor Joanie did alot of c*****e that night, probbaly ring Titan, got no aswer (or the wrong one) and then her brain short circuited.

 

Laurer's case is such a sad one really, but then again i have heard differing accounts, and from what i remember just as her 'run' was waning she developed an enormous ego, refused to do jobs, demanded staggering sums of money, thought she was the 'draw' during the attitude era and generally made herself such a pain in the ass (excuse the pun) , and all at the wrong time really (her slimming down thus losing the 'monster' appeal, the McMahon/HHH fallout, her ship having sailed etc), that Vince could easily afford to say "bye, bye". given Vinces history of working with people hes fallen awry with im sure if Laurer was still considered to have any value she would have been kept.

 

That after her time expired she has fallen so spectacularly and so publicly, just goes to show what happens when some people get the taste of the limelight and once its gone implode and it all goes very wrong.

 

I have no doubt that 'Chyna', a woman in her 40's didnt really want to turn to p**n (you only have to see her "im hating every second of this, just think of the money" look during the whole porn dvd), however i think she found the kind of 'invisible from the media' low profile jobs (and its pay) that most of us do (ie 9-5) not to her interest and if she does have a habit to feed, then this really was one of only a few options available to her. I do think that if TNA had called her earlier, she wouldnt have done that dvd, however it just seems to be a series of ill a vised choices that have led her down a very dark path, and probably it is a vicious circle that it being perpetuated and really needs to be broken.

 

I hope that she meets someone, who will a) take care of her, b) be patient and c) lead her the right way as this kind of behaviour just screams "help" to me

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She would go back to WWE in a heartbeat. All this bitterness and resentment is no more than a lashing out because they won't have her back. She's clearly hugely unhappy doing porn but it was about the only career choice she had. She should concentrate her efforts on looking semi-interested when she's being porked and making herself plenty of money through that route rather than pining for a WWE comeback that will never happen.

 

Exactly. If she at least pretends that she doesn't mind being anally reamed by a Lee Stone or Evan Stone (at least it's not Manuel Ferrara who'd split her in six with his coke can cock) then she could make an absolute shitload on the lucrative "feature dancer" market doing tours and the like.

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