Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 16, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 16, 2012 Outlandish gimmicks are either fantastically hilarious or hilariously fantastic, but they're usually pretty memorable. After all, who could ever forget these guys: Â Â And let's not forget the greatest character around today, from Planet Funk... Â This is what Google gave me when I searched for 'Funkasaurus' Â Â I want you to come up with similar gimmicks. I'm not expecting the quality of Brodus Clay, because quite frankly, I don't think the Funkasaurus can be toppled from the branches of the Awesome Tree. Â But if you can come up with something as unusual as the Wrestling Binman, the Wrestling Porn Star, or the Wrestling Vampire, let's do this thing. Â A short description is great, but if you have PAINT SKILLS then do us all a drawing of your guy. Â Any aspiring promoters are free to purloin these gimmicks as long as the wrestlers who use them are announced as being "from [place], by way of the UKFF". Â Â Â My idea: Â From your local parish church fete.... he is... Tom Bowler. Â Down he comes to the ring, as church fete brass band music plays (probably the Floral Dance), dressed in full Morris Dancing regalia and brandishing a whiffling stick in one hand and a church roof collection jar in the other, followed by an entourage of local Women's Institute members. Â In-ring, he's a sneaky bastard, using all kinds of underhanded tactics, and his signature moves, the Coconut Shy (trio of headbutts) and the Bran Tub (kick in the bollocks). If he's struggling, he'll either use the whiffling stick, or one of the WI ladies hands him a jar of homemade jam, which he chucks in the opponent's face, blinding them - provided he can get the jar open. Â Victories would be followed by a rendition of Jerusalem. Â Â Â Alright, it's shit, but you'll do better, won't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 Gary Michael Gepetto  GM does his own ring announcement from the stage ala Mr Kennedy and comes to the ring dressed in a suit and dicky bow. He's accompanied by a midget with a long nose who he pushes to the ring in a wheel barrow. The midget never moves because he isn't real. However, when GM is in trouble, the midget becomes a real boy and clobbers his opponent with a solid oak statue of P.N. News before dashing back to his wheelbarrow and "dying" again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 P.T Sutcliffe: The Yorkshire Rapper He spits rhymes and burys young talent. Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 "Terrible" Terry Bull. Overweight guy who thinks he's nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tom Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 This is a slightly different setup with it more or less being a variable member gimmick stable headed-up by The Zoo Keeper. He dresses like a zoo keeper and brings in a variety of wrestlers with animal gimmicks including face and body paint to match. Examples could be a bear, a panda, a wolf, a scorpion, a snake, a kangaroo and some members stay a long time, some a short time but there's always new animals being brought in all the time. They can feud with Orton; wolf v viper, tonight on RAW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 Cryin' Brian Pill-Man  A guy who's upset about his painkiller addiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Rage Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I suggested two gimmicks to a friend a while ago. Â Charlie Chester, who comes to the ring in an ice cream truck, music playing and everything. Hands out lollies to the kids with his number written on the lolly stick. His finisher would be called "Our special secret." It's inappropriate, I'm told. Â Second would be Anthony Ian Duncan-Smithe. He'd never job, because you can't beat AIDS and his specialty would be a first blood match, because well, nobody would want to take him on. Â For the record, yes, I'm slightly ashamed of myself, but I came up with these suggesting gimmicks to Fanboy. He'd have got them over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killjoy_Gee Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I suggested two gimmicks to a friend a while ago. Charlie Chester, who comes to the ring in an ice cream truck, music playing and everything. Hands out lollies to the kids with his number written on the lolly stick. His finisher would be called "Our special secret." It's inappropriate, I'm told.  Second would be Anthony Ian Duncan-Smithe. He'd never job, because you can't beat AIDS and his specialty would be a first blood match, because well, nobody would want to take him on.  For the record, yes, I'm slightly ashamed of myself, but I came up with these suggesting gimmicks to Fanboy. He'd have got them over.  I'd buy both the t-shirts  One saying 'Shhh.' On the front, with 'Its Our Special Secret' on the back  The other saying 'You can't keep AIDS down' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Arthur Riotous. Â Just a normal bloke with a reputation of being a bit too stiff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 Nick Rofillia: He gets stiff when you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PepperPlunge Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 El O' El. Â A failed, surreal comedian. Has turned evil and bitter ever since. Wears a lucha libre mask. Signature moves include the ROFLcopter (airplane spin) and PMSLbow. Â The other character is a good 'un but I'm not going to say it on here in case anyone pinches it. I might use it if I take up wrestling again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 El O' El. A failed, surreal comedian. Has turned evil and bitter ever since. Wears a lucha libre mask. Signature moves include the ROFLcopter (airplane spin) and PMSLbow. I've heard that suggested before, years ago. I think it was Anthony Kingdom James at 1PW that came up with it, or it was him that I recall telling the story anyway. I hadn't heard those moves suggested before though- I like PMSLbow! Surely somebody in some smart mark promotion will have already thought of that though!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 Johnny Hollywood: Â Believes himself to be a world famous director (in reality he's quite a failed indy director with a huge ego), comes to the ring with full clapper board, script and megaphone (all used as weapons) refuses to start matches until he shouts action (in order to be able to land a cheap shot on his opponent) Â Whenever he loses, throws a tantrum shouting about how 'that wasn't in the script' Â Generally can fued with somebody who's turned down a role in his movie or somebody he believes shouldn't have the limelight over him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Russell Sprouts  Badarse vegetarian wrestler.   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFR42 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Ben M Xtreme: The wrestling freestyle cyclist. Â Special Tribute Star: Comes out dressed as and to the music of a different wrestler every week. Immitates their moves and manorisms. Potentially changes from one wrestler to another as the match progresses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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