Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2012 The deadline for any and all first round submissions is Saturday 21st January at 3:00pm. All future submissions to be no more/less than 16 lines. Good luck.  Shit Poster vs Jambo  Shit Poster: "Shit poster don't give a fuck about jambo he's an asshole He can't post half as good as Gladstone your pulling technique? A hundred times worse than Gatso  I got this lyrical tidal wave ready to collapse you Your Scottish and tried to be brave But where's your heart your posts on this forum look like a 5 year olds work of art  Me and you rapping is miles aprt I am the rappng John Cena No one meaner I'll smack you down worse than Ike did to Tina  Your the Dundee supporter I am the Ted Bundy supporter You just got publicly murdered Shame your mother never heard of abortion." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_kahoona Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Jimmy Kahoona vs El Nicko Loco  The man I got is El Nicko loco I should just sit back and drink hot Coco With a Mexican name is just absurd Man I bet he looks like a turd Yo dog just relax and keep it cool While your man lounges down the pool Drinking margaritas and living it large Just like your mama, whos a fukin barge Now I won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Jambo's Retort  Jambo is my username, but the gimmick is James Midas, Shit Poster started the battle, but I know what the final line is, You say you're the forums little own John Cena, RISE ABOVE HATE, The truth is, I'm the reason why your girls period is a little bit late.  I'm not just rapping here to be someone respected, Because your raps are the lyrics Rebecca Black rejected, It may not yet be Friday, but here's tonights Smackdown, You're a wanna be Cole, and I'm the King with the crown.  You say you've got a lyrical tidal wave, so I got ready to Surf, The matter of fact is, I still see nothing here but green turf, Shit Poster's here, he thinks he's the big kahuna, If that was really true, I wouldda rap replied sooner.  And yes, I am Scottish, and I do want independence, All because your Little England fucking adolescence, You say you're Ted Bundy, and I shouldda been aborted, This rap just buried you so deep, you'll never be excavated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_kahoona Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Jimmy Kahoona vs El Nicko Loco  Yo, yo yo, el nicko loco Respect to you, my little pogo  You tried your best to stand up tall It`s just unfortunate your about to fall  They call you the horse, but that`s a lie You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted January 17, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 17, 2012 Jimmy, I have no beef with you dear boy, But I'm about to send you back to the nursery to play with your toys. Â You've bitten off more than you can chew, at least you've got some guts, Not bad for someone who's mothers clunge looks like a hedgehog with its throat cut. Â You say I'm not much of a horse, more that of a little piggy, Your mother would still disagree, as she loves my motion around her little clitty, which really isn't that pretty. Â I didn't want to resort to motherly jibes, so please beg my pardon, I'll no longer use such jargen in bringing up Mrs Kahoona's lady garden. Â But for you to dismiss Dublin and Fox is really quite the crime, so I'll finish by downing you like a bottle of Sol with extra lime. Â I've bigger fish to fry in this competition, such is my rhyming intuition, I'm the UKFF's Norwich special edition. Â Laugh at me all you want, tell me that with my Norfolk brothers and sisters that I'm smitten, In which case my posse are a collosal incest army with one soul mission. Â I'm taking over this battle rap scene, no time for pretenders for I'm such a treat, I just came on you like your a small boy and I'm a catholic priest. Â *Drive by via combine harvester* Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted January 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2012 Jambo's Retort Jambo is my username, but the gimmick is James Midas, Shit Poster started the battle, but I know what the final line is, You say you're the forums little own John Cena, RISE ABOVE HATE, The truth is, I'm the reason why your girls period is a little bit late.  I'm not just rapping here to be someone respected, Because your raps are the lyrics Rebecca Black rejected, It may not yet be Friday, but here's tonights Smackdown, You're a wanna be Cole, and I'm the King with the crown.  You say you've got a lyrical tidal wave, so I got ready to Surf, The matter of fact is, I still see nothing here but green turf, Shit Poster's here, he thinks he's the big kahuna, If that was really true, I wouldda rap replied sooner.  And yes, I am Scottish, and I do want independence, All because your Little England fucking adolescence, You say you're Ted Bundy, and I shouldda been aborted, This rap just buried you so deep, you'll never be excavated.  Jambo the gimmick of James Midas Or jerry the king and boring Your shit and still don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Jambo the gimmick of James Midas Or jerry the king and boring Your shit and still don’t surprise us  My bitch’s period is late I heard from your ex date Jerry the king lasts longer in the rumble  You got my words all twisted Making shit up that never existed I got the razor sharp literature I always spat the sharpest  Mach 3 razor you lack real status smoke crack breathe vapours Through a straw and medicine bottle Your mum said to me your shits incredible poster How do you create such beautiful compositions that get peoples heads nodding whether or not they want to listen This is shit poster on a mission You’re laying the Friday night Smackdown 5 days before I was getting Raw with your mums ass that remains sore  I was going to pick up on Jambo trying to rhyme aborted with excavated, but jesus christ that was just all over the place. Were you high when you wrote that? Did you faint and fall off your chair while freestyling on your webcam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 21, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 21, 2012 No more rapping! Voting will close at 10:00pm on Wednesday 25th January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Ah what to do. On the one hand I do like to vote against Jambo but on the other Shit Poster is really really shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Jimmy and Jambo did it on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted January 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 21, 2012 Ah what to do. On the one hand I do like to vote against Jambo but on the other Shit Poster is really really shit. Â Ah, what a spastic you are, you like to vote against Jambo for what? Little bit of a laugh on an internet forum. We both had a go I wasn't great didn't claim to be Nas in his prime just thought I would have a go for a laugh. Â Anyways I voted for Jambo because he smoked my ass and I voted for Jimmy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Ah what to do. On the one hand I do like to vote against Jambo but on the other Shit Poster is really really shit. Â Ah, what a spastic you are, you like to vote against Jambo for what? Little bit of a laugh on an internet forum. We both had a go I wasn't great didn't claim to be Nas in his prime just thought I would have a go for a laugh. Â Anyways I voted for Jambo because he smoked my ass and I voted for Jimmy. Â You're a tad defensive no? I know Jambo outwith this place (I know, real life, shocking!), and like most people do so like to needle each other from time to time. Some day you might understand the dynamics of human encounters in a non-electronic setting but for now please be content with the knowledge that you're a tube, and that you were just so absolutely awful that I couldn't do anything but vote against you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted January 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 21, 2012 Ah what to do. On the one hand I do like to vote against Jambo but on the other Shit Poster is really really shit. Â Ah, what a spastic you are, you like to vote against Jambo for what? Little bit of a laugh on an internet forum. We both had a go I wasn't great didn't claim to be Nas in his prime just thought I would have a go for a laugh. Â Anyways I voted for Jambo because he smoked my ass and I voted for Jimmy. Â You're a tad defensive no? I know Jambo outwith this place (I know, real life, shocking!), and like most people do so like to needle each other from time to time. Some day you might understand the dynamics of human encounters in a non-electronic setting but for now please be content with the knowledge that you're a tube, and that you were just so absolutely awful that I couldn't do anything but vote against you. Â The 80's called they want there insult back, You know people in the outside world ahhhh good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Can you remind me of your former usernames please, girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Ah what to do. On the one hand I do like to vote against Jambo but on the other Shit Poster is really really shit. Â Ah, what a spastic you are, you like to vote against Jambo for what? Little bit of a laugh on an internet forum. We both had a go I wasn't great didn't claim to be Nas in his prime just thought I would have a go for a laugh. Â Anyways I voted for Jambo because he smoked my ass and I voted for Jimmy. Â You're a tad defensive no? I know Jambo outwith this place (I know, real life, shocking!), and like most people do so like to needle each other from time to time. Some day you might understand the dynamics of human encounters in a non-electronic setting but for now please be content with the knowledge that you're a tube, and that you were just so absolutely awful that I couldn't do anything but vote against you. Â The 80's called they want there insult back, You know people in the outside world ahhhh good for you. Â Ironic that the phrase you use to tell me that my reference is dated is also incredibly dated. And it's their, not there. Being called a spastic by you is akin to being called fat by Bella Emberg surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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