Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2012 The deadline for any and all first round submissions is Saturday 21st January at 3:00pm. All future submissions to be no more/less than 16 lines. Good luck.  Shane O'Mac Version 2 vs Lefty  Lefty: "Listen blood this might get nasty although I don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Lefty  So many stereotypes, let me make the truth cryst- clear You can put your shrimp on a Barbie, we don't do that shit here Seems to me like you've watched a bit too much Crocodile Dundee You'd travel all the way to Oz to ask my Mum, "Won't you please fuck me?"  I'm not gonna lie, that sounds a lot desperate, man Then again I'm dealing with a 'jobber who likes to use his left hand You should be past the stage of jacking off while thinking about homos and 6 year olds Get someone your own age, you're beating a Pom worse than Warney when he bowls  You're probably there licking your lips thinking, "Job well done." But your obsession with dudes has me worried what's on your tongue So don't spit that shit at me, I spit fire when I'm provoked No matter how much you might like it, I won't drop this Aussie soap  I'm the lyrical Anderson Silva, you just talk shit like Chael Sonnen I'm a hero of action like Jackman, you're a one hit wonder like Lundgren You wish this was MMA so you could lay on top of me, thinking, "This is fucking sick!" I'll leave you choked out like a triangle sub, with you wishing you could suck my dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lefty Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 If I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Houchen v Cobra Gordo  How fitting that you have a Hogan Avatar, Like Wrestlemania 4, you won't be going far, Try as hard as you like, you're going out first round, Like I did to Leah Walkers fanny, it's your rhymes I'm gonna pound.  I bet you're staying up to watch the Royal Rumble, I will be far too busy, shooting hardcore grumble. Will you use the 'FF chatroom, or a hashtag on Twitter? Coz I'll be doing Holly Rocamora up the shitter.  What's your favourite scene in cinema? I bet it's when the Death Star explodes. If you like things that blow and bang, watch my scenes with Alicia Rhodes. I bet while I'm getting stuck in to tits and arse and quim, You're having a hand solo over your mate Qui Gon Jinn.  Next time you watch Phantom Menace and get out your cock and pull it, You'll look at Qui Gon and realise, I have the better mullet. If you met Carrie Fisher, you'd try and act like Vader, She will be more interested in my fucking huge lightsabre.  FIN.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Cobra_Gordo vs Keith Houchen  I don't need in-jokes or insider references To beat Houchen I'll just have to talk about his sexual preference Seen more ugly Gnashers than Dennis the Menace has So when he first tried cock he was Sainsburys-he could taste the difference  You like to brag about how you get so much gash But if you had one you might rake in a bit more cash That's why you're about cock now not pussy Boast about bitches but you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 If I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted January 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 21, 2012 I wouldn't touch your Ma, wouldn't call her a whore, though Her fanny's wider than a walk in wardrobe  That's brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 21, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 21, 2012 No more rapping! Voting will close at 10:00pm on Wednesday 25th January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Shane O and the Chorlton Pornstar did it hardest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 21, 2012 Chorlton and the Whillies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Shamless bump. I reckon me and Keith deserve more votes. If only for me for throwing in a Dennis and Gnasher reference and for Houchens "hand solo over Qui-Gon Jin" line which I thought was superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I thought your third verse was your best, well played! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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