Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2012 The deadline for any and all first round submissions is Saturday 21st January at 3:00pm. All future submissions to be no more/less than 16 lines. Good luck.  Steve Justice vs Corp Robinson  Steve Justice: "CorpRobinson? Who the fuck are you? Shit bitch, you don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Oh dear lord you started with the gay jokes, You know homophobes tend to be the one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorpRobinson Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Yeah im definately in the closet, but i was in yours I was waiting inside watching you and your family on all fours What a sight i seen im glad i stayed in there i wouldnt take the Biscuit like you It was Like watching Human Centipede 3 but all the arses where connected to your mouth as you got a thing with Poo  Your like the male version of 2 Girls 1 Cup But ive heard your version would be more like 34 guys, no cup just your mouth like a glazed donut Whats the fascination with me i thought this battle was over I hear you like me, asif im the toast and your cock is the clover  I didnt whisper to your mum, no use shes already deaf I Gave her sign, saying me your pappie and your my chef Shes worse than a slave to me shes pretty much trash No need for me to be tested as i wouldnt be banging that wizards sleeve she calls a gash  Ill never learn a lesson, i wasnt a educated chap Anymore of this battle and all you'll be hearing is b-r-a-p - b-r-a-p I wont be doing any throwing because your just panty waste Ill be waiting for the next battle as no doubt ull want my cock for another taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorpRobinson Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Dont have to Rap  All future submissions to be no more/less than 16 lines. Good luck.  Kidding ..... if i get chance later i will respond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 There are 16 lines. It's just some are longer than others. Yo mama told me that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorpRobinson Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Jesus Steve, give me 10 at least ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorpRobinson Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Now ill be putting it up a notch or two !  You know my glock is live so be cautious not to die Fuck with Corp and shots will fire cross the T's and dot the I's Blood is spilling out when my hands touch your mouth Don't give a fuck about teeth in my fist I'll pluck 'em out  I'm different from normal blokes cause I got a shorter fuse And I'm in the sort of mood to cripple you with fortitude No seeds to debauchery it runs in my veins I'm always lookin for an object to bludgeon your brains  Spying on your family, nah i basically call it in the right place but the wrong time I was waiting dressed to kill with a uzi and machete on my waist line I'll was in disguise ready to stick you with knives And leave your body gross like Forest Whitakers eyes  So this has gotta be the last battle because its getting more of a love Story People are gonna call me one of the greats because your pretty much History Im not really after votes just respect, as this is much as a lyrical cup as your as much in love So i think basically all your words to me, are more like a sonnet, because you class me as your white dove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 18, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 18, 2012 Ears the size of Sealand, Iceland, Kwik Save... It's Kendal Mint Cake, that's my challenge? Â He's had the same hairdo for years looking cool, Truth is he pushes trolleys in tescos looking the fool. I'm not a homophobe but he does look gay, with his barnet like the cracker from Kid N Play. Â He's hard to rap on because like Nev only duller, Unlike his mother who I filled with Muller. Come on, wicked and raw. I've still her pubes jammed in my craw. Â Fact is this, he does a bit of drugs. But he's dealing with Butch, fan of Jack Klug....MAN. And that's what Butch'll never ever be, playing wank biscuit with Freebird about the motherfucking peak... District? You know less than nowt, I'll bend you over and give you a new clout. Clout? That's a vagina, a minge perchance, And that's why it's good to have you to take for a dance. Why? Because it's easy, some people have to lose. Butch lives with his mum, but it's Butch your mam will choose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Do some research, I had a skinhead for 6 years Do your brain and waistline a favour, lay off the beers A tough old welsh boot proud of shitting blood How proud you'll be when bowel cancer hits you like a flash flood  You've gone and spelled Asda wrong, but don't worry that's OK Accuracy isn't your thing, stick to the stroke play Weird obsession with Keith Houchen, did you and him go all the way? You starred in one of his movies, he only did it gay for pay  Hard to rap on? your mum does your dad with a strap on Ask Gladstone Small, it was like a scene in the Acid House TWCF crew stick together, like a kids bonce and a head louse If you're the funniest of the lot i honestly pity you 7000 posts, but only 10 of them funny, it's true, it's true  Calling a minge a clout? What planet are you on? Oh yeah, Wales. Where's your language gone? Proud and independent, but listen to your master: mynd yn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted January 20, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 20, 2012 Calling a minge a clout? What planet are you on? Oh yeah, Wales. Where's your language gone? Proud and independent, but listen to your master: mynd yn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted January 20, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2012 Same, Kendal's smashed it out of the park. Bring on the responses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Up Chuck Posted January 20, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2012 Yeah, I normally don't like Kendal much, but that sign-off was a thing of beauty. Â EDIT: Google translate link didn't work. Copy and paste it yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 No one likes me. I don't care. Â "get back down the mines you fat fucking penis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted January 20, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 20, 2012 No one likes me. I don't care. "get back down the mines you fat fucking penis" Aww, you shouldn't have posted the translation, it kills the intrigue. I used Google Translate myself and the reveal was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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