Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2012 The deadline for any and all first round submissions is Saturday 21st January at 3:00pm. All future submissions to be no more/less than 16 lines. Good luck. Â Feste The Jester vs Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted January 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 16, 2012 SaxonsQB Vs BigJ Â You call yourself Big as if im s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feste The Jester Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Feste The Jester Vs Steve "PrittStick" Jobs  Feste The Jester  Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Just as Apollo across the heavens makes his way So Steve Jobs his foetid yellow rays doth spray Alas! the poor maiden caught in th'affray.  From surly youth, a plague across the borde Out of the eflluent thy jaundiced carcass crawled A giante turde that rises to the rim Nailed eyes blinded to the shite withine. Un-dyinge love of comics and of metale maskes the fact Majoritee attained, virginitee presumably intacte.  Prithee sir, despite the licking of the glue Rumours around the courte oft ensue A verie 'merry' fellow, with other fellowes much 'ado' Thy love of Ryan Reynolds lends the clue!  Thy artless scrawlings naught but epic faile; Take heart! Clasp knickers to thy nose! Inhale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members MichaelScarn Posted January 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 21, 2012 SaxonsQB Vs BigJ  BigJ  Relax yourself there kid, and just go back to masturbatin The three 6's in this member's number shows you i'm the lyrical Master Satan I appreciate your point dear boy, that my posts will allways bore you When some of the crap you spout about involves Rebekah Elmaloglou  So you think its great to bash the Foxy one, and poke fun at his disease? Fuck me your rhymes smell worse then dog shit, they fail to even attract fleas It's time to take your chill pill now, you'll do yourself some harm son You need a break, if rumour's true you've 'took more sausssage' than Worrall Thompson  The magic number is 16 then? Well i'll match yours line for line Even though i'm now so sure your out, like Gordon Balentine You seem really interested, so i'll certify my status for you homes Your the poet Shogun Rua, i'm the lyrical Champion John Jones  I've left this right to the last minute, so my words mature (like a fine wine) Don't take it personally or cry over it, now is just not your time OK i'm gettin bored now, time to move on to round two All that's left is to flip you all off, and give Mr saxonsqb the big Fuck You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 21, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 21, 2012 No more rapping! Voting will close at 10:00pm on Wednesday 25th January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Fete the Jester and the Small Man In A Big Suit win it on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted January 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 23, 2012 Fete the Jester and the Small Man In A Big Suit win it on this one. Â "You wouldnt let it lie, would you...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted January 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 23, 2012 Â I was the first out of everyone to post their rap and Feste had like 5 days but I've still got to give him props, he killed it, I thought mine was not bad all things considered but who can compete with a rapping medieval jester? Â Also he either has a great memory or did his research. Calling me a virgin was a bit weak though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted January 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 23, 2012 I was the first out of everyone to post their rap and Feste had like 5 days but I've still got to give him props, he killed it  I must admit, thought i was progressing by default at one stage. Glad BigJ got his reply in on time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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