Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 10, 2012 Hopefully he got funny looks because they were all kids, any adult man who doesn't put mustard on a ham sandwich is obviously gay or retarded.Mustard is the best, any kind from the weak American type to the hot English one that makes your nose burn, fucking love the shit.I don't know who eats brown sauce, probably working class northerners, I wouldn't touch it.I think we need to start making a league table of all these food related prejudices you have.So that's:-No mustard on a ham sandwich = poofs, mongs and mongy poofs, presumably.Brown sauce = working class northerners.Any more you want to sling on the list while you're passing through? Them paddies must do something with their spuds you object to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 A lot of members of my (working class, Northern) family like brown sauce, but it doesn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted January 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 10, 2012 Brown sauce is fucking magic - I have to use it on the shitty cheese over here (sharp cheddar my arse), and I'm paying about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 10, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 10, 2012 When I am eating a roast, I find myself adjusting the plate all the time, so the potatoes and veg are further away from me, with the meat closer to me. I then proceed to eat the veg first so I have more of the good stuff to look forward to.Heh. For years I left the veg till last but I eat that first now. Peas and carrots are my favourites.Fuck off, it's Yorkshire puddings first with a roast, always. Everything else second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 I pretty much always go yorkshires, meat, roast potatos then the veg. Because not eating all your meat is a sin, leaving a bit of cauli or carrot doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 I once drank a full bottle of brown sauce for a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Fuck off, it's Yorkshire puddings first with a roast, always. Everything else second.Yorkies last. Put a roast tat and a bit of gravy inside your Yorkie, put your fork right through to the other side and consume in one gob full.You can eat them using the piggish method I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted January 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 10, 2012 Does the yorkie with jam belong here? It's the best thing in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Brown sauce only really works in a bacon buttie, and even then it's a poor alternative to ketchup.If you bust out ketchup over a meal someone's cooked for you, then you don't deserve to have food cooked for you. The only exception, I guess, is if the meal has chips, or is a cooked breakfast. Or a pie, possibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted January 10, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 10, 2012 This thread has gone from weird eating habits to the usual over-exaggerations of minute details :(MILK IN CUP BEFORE TEA??? FUCK OFF YOU SICK CUNT. I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE KIDS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted January 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 10, 2012 I chop up Peperamis and put them on top of the ready made pizzas you get out of Asda. They taste lovely when cooked. That's about as strange as my eating gets.I've got a mate who gets a mince pie-roll out the chippy, I'm tempted to try one sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurryAngel Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Brown sauce for sausage sandwiches and ketchup for bacon is my preference.I can only eat ready salted crisps they are drenched in Lea and Perrins or, depending on if my mum brings any down from Sheffield, Hendersons relish. Devine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 10, 2012 I can happily have ketchup, brown or barbeque sauce on bacon. It's usually decided by what's accompanying it. I've never tried mayonaise, but I've been told I'm missing out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 10, 2012 Stilton on a steak. Not a sauce but slices of Stilton. I'm not sure if that'd odd or not, I believe it may be some what unusual hence the post, but it is amazing if you haven't tried it.Battered black pudding is also a delight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Up Chuck Posted January 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 10, 2012 Dunking chips in a McFlurry was the most successful experiment I ever undertook as a teenager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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