Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 21, 2011 Moderators Share Posted December 21, 2011 So your xmas list is like.... the secret of fire, running water, medicine, that kind of thing yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members lambyUK Posted December 21, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 21, 2011 The human race survived millennia without spraying water up their arse holes. Therefore, a colonic irrigation isn't number one on my Christmas wish list. Â Oh contraire Mon frere, colonics have been around for hundreds of years. Here's a (relatively) short history breakdown... Â The first uses of colonic hydrotherapy (sometimes referred to as colonic irrigation) dates back hundreds of years to ancient Egyptian civilisations. Later, around 400BC, Greek physician Hippocrates proposed the benefits of cleansing the colon for good health and around 100BC a Roman physician used enemas (liquid introduced to the colon through the anus) to treat fevers. Â Colonic hydrotherapy developed further in the 17th century when apparatus to self-administer enemas became widely available. However, its popularity dwindled in the 19th century as laxatives and other drugs became the popular way to treat gastrointestinal conditions. The therapy was rejuvenated in the early 20th century when an American physician, John Kellogg, again used enemas extensively to treat thousands of patients suffering with gastrointestinal disease. Â By the 1930s, colonic irrigation had improved on the traditional enema (which could only reach the lower part of the colon) by cleaning and reshaping the walls of the colon and emptying the bowel. During the last decade, sophisticated techniques, greater understanding of the benefits of a healthy colon and the popularity of alternative medicine has led to a resurgence of colonic hydrotherapy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted December 22, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted December 22, 2011 The human race survived millennia without spraying water up their arse holes. Therefore, a colonic irrigation isn't number one on my Christmas wish list.  Are you saying anything that comes after the survival of the human race for 1Million years is pointless? I do believe the human race survived millennia without a knowledge of penicillin or bacteria, doesn't mean its not a good development. I do believe the human race survived millennia without Stainless steel, doesn't mean it's not good and of benefit. I could go on but I just wanted to get over my love of penicillin and stainless steel, the oft over looked metallurgy development I always feel  If people enjoy having water up their arse let them get on with it I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted December 22, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted December 22, 2011 The human race survived millennia without spraying water up their arse holes. Therefore, a colonic irrigation isn't number one on my Christmas wish list.  Are you saying anything that comes after the survival of the human race for 1Million years is pointless? I do believe the human race survived millennia without a knowledge of penicillin or bacteria, doesn't mean its not a good development. I do believe the human race survived millennia without Stainless steel, doesn't mean it's not good and of benefit.  If people enjoy having water up their arse let them get on with it I say. Tell that to my nana who's severely allergic to penicillin  In all seriousness though, penicillin and bacteria are different. They can save lives and cure ailments. What's a colonic do? I never mentioned it should be stopped; people can have one if they want. I just said it wasn't for me nor in my foreseeable future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members lambyUK Posted December 22, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 22, 2011 The human race survived millennia without spraying water up their arse holes. Therefore, a colonic irrigation isn't number one on my Christmas wish list.  Are you saying anything that comes after the survival of the human race for 1Million years is pointless? I do believe the human race survived millennia without a knowledge of penicillin or bacteria, doesn't mean its not a good development. I do believe the human race survived millennia without Stainless steel, doesn't mean it's not good and of benefit.  If people enjoy having water up their arse let them get on with it I say. Tell that to my nana who's severely allergic to penicillin  In all seriousness though, penicillin and bacteria are different. They can save lives and cure ailments. What's a colonic do? I never mentioned it should be stopped; people can have one if they want. I just said it wasn't for me nor in my foreseeable future.  What do colonics do? Apparently a lot. There's a massive list of health benefits, too many of which to type out here. Have a quick look on google. You'll be surprised reading what benefits can come from it.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew "the ref" coyne Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 The human race survived millennia without spraying water up their arse holes. Therefore, a colonic irrigation isn't number one on my Christmas wish list. Â That's a rather simplistic way of looking at it. It completely overlooks the fact the average age of dying is increasing due to the various health benefits of modern day treatments. Â I'm not necessarily saying that sticking a pipe up your bottom with extend your life, but you could also easily say: Â "The human race survived a millennia without cancer treatments" or "the human race survived a millennial without organ transplants." Â Mind you, most treatments for this sort of thing is a comfort thing, and although its true that the digestive system is usually self cleaning, there are large number of people with conditions (or crap diets) where things in that region don't work properly, and these sort of detox treatments can be beneficial. Â Never used them myself, but had several customers of one of our products rage about a home system we used to sell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maytrix Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 What do colonics do? Apparently a lot. There's a massive list of health benefits, too many of which to type out here. Have a quick look on google. You'll be surprised reading what benefits can come from it. Â Except there is no evidence of any benefit what so ever, all the positive spin you hear is from the health companies and fuck tards who don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSeaTiger Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Well that last post sure put a shitter on my plans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 The human race has survived millennia without web designers too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev2050 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 So what about these people who have stuff removed that has been lodged in for years? Surely having a marble stuck inside you can't be good, and that guys colon didn't manage to selfe cleanse that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted December 22, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted December 22, 2011 The human race has survived millennia without web designers too. Yup. But the Internet's had a monumental impact on everyday life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 The human race has survived millennia without web designers too. Yup. But the Internet's had a monumental impact on everyday life. Except for Richie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pier Six Brawler Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 How much does it cost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members lambyUK Posted December 22, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 22, 2011 How much does it cost? Â It depends really, but my girlfriend got 3 vouchers/treatments for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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