Paid Members John Matrix Posted November 2, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 2, 2011 Inspired by a great piece of stand up from Greg Davies:  Greg Davies - Nicknames  What weird and wonderful nicknames have you and yours been branded with for life as a result of a single random moment in time?  My old boss works in an office where this sort of thing is rife and one of my favourites is a colleague of his he refers to solely as "Flex" on account of the fact that one time when they were out to lunch, he thumbed through a copy of a bodybuilding magazine in WHSmiths. Never before, or since, but Flex has been known as Flex now for some 6 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted November 2, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 2, 2011 There was a lad called James who got called Jizz by everyone after the account he was caught masturbating under the desk in a maths class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted November 2, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 2, 2011 There was a lad in University we called Cadfael as he was bald and from Shrewsbury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 My Mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted November 2, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 2, 2011 There was a lad in University we called Cadfael as he was bald and from Shrewsbury. Â Perfect. Absolutely perfect example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted November 2, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 2, 2011 I don't get that one.. what's the reference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted November 2, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 2, 2011 Cadfael was a 90's ITV detective series about a Monk in Shrewsbury who solved murders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSF Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I used to have a GF called Hayley Green, but I used to call her Theresa because she was 6'1". It didn't last long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Milano Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Hardly inventive, but a lad I went to University was known as 'Skidders'. I don't think I need to explain the reasoning behind that one, and a name that was given to him by one of his housemates. I can't remember what his actual real name was, but he is occasionally remembered for having to go through Uni with that rather unfortunate nickname. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted November 2, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 2, 2011 I called a lad Shoe once, after the South Park episode of Chinpokemon, where nobody wanted Shoe. It stuck with pretty much everyone in our year and his year (he was the year below) for the last 2 years of School. He was big into Manga and Anime and whatnot, and tried to make it cooler by renaming himself "Shu". Which was stupid and never took off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted November 2, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 2, 2011 This question came up on Twitter a while ago, and the best RT I saw was someone who had a workmate called "How Much?" because he had buggy-out eyes with permanently 'shocked' 'brows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stylin_and_Profilin Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 My girlfriends family are friendly with a chap who is often referred to as 'Jaffa Cake'. For months i thought this was a snidey dig at his sexual prowess like most with the name, however it comes from him being a massive Rangers fan who happens to be black "Orange on the inside and dark on the outside" according to the father in law. Â Know a lad from school who is now a plumber and affectionately referred to as the 'White Rhino' as apparently he is always charging. Â Also a chap from the old boys bowling club called "The Exorcist" as every time he enters a house he makes spirits disappear........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted November 2, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 2, 2011 Also a chap from the old boys bowling club called "The Exorcist" as every time he enters a house he makes spirits disappear........ This has just had me genuinely LOLing. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted November 2, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 2, 2011 My girlfriends family are friendly with a chap who is often referred to as 'Jaffa Cake'. For months i thought this was a snidey dig at his sexual prowess like most with the name  What's the link there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted November 2, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 2, 2011 Some from my childhood:-  Goon Kippers Cod - Younger brother of 'Kippers' Desmond Tutu Tim - because he stuck his dick in a Timoe bottle  Plus 2 girls in our group that were on the rough side. They were Kevin and Bruce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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