Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 22, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 22, 2011 I'll repost something from the last time you got yourself into a bit of a twist. Just noticed, about 99% of your posts on here have involved a member of the Knight Family, which is strange. Its either A) Your a big fucking fan of Saraya and her daughter B) A mentalist stalker type. C) SBA under a different account (or basically answer "B") or D) a member of the Knight Dynasty posing under this account to put over this pair. Which ever it is saying "knowing who their family are" is such a retarded thing to say. You should wash your gob out even typing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinc Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Liverpool still has a Wimpy, fuck knows how though since it always seems to be empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronSheik Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 When you have no ability to tell stories in the ring and rely on giving you and your opponent spinal damage to gain any type of reaction from the crowd.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted October 22, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 22, 2011 Liverpool still has a Wimpy, fuck knows how though since it always seems to be empty. Â I went in there once just for the sheer 1983 of it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfMetal Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 ...the canvas has random strips of gaffer on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members herbie747 Posted October 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 23, 2011 When this is your theme music: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 You know you are an indy wrestler when the communial changing room, is protected from the paying audience by a tarp or curtains only and has the distinct aroma of Lynx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 You know you're an indy wrestler when you're asked sit out front when you're not wrestling because only 3 people have actually turned up to watch the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 23, 2011 When mid-match, for absolutely no reason what so ever, you have a fucking dance-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fox Piss Posted October 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 23, 2011 When your definition of a rat is a 32 year old male who invites you to stay at his and watch tapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickin it wit the kliq Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 you have 8 pairs of pleather shorts and matching kickpads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 ...when you're name is Jeff Excalibur or John Machete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted October 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 24, 2011 WRONG! was actually talking london based.... dunno what info your going on??? Â You make this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Reefer Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 ...you work in a Wimpy during the day.  I used to love Wimpy! Do they still have Wimpys?  Theres still one in Nottingham  And Lowestoft.  There's more than you think. They used to have a map on their website showing you where they all were, I think there were about 70 locations.  They've now replaced it with this one, which only shows the nearest 8 to a postcode you enter:  http://www.wimpy.uk.com/storemap.asp    That postcode map must not be updated frequently, the Wimpy in Margate closed about 8 years ago.  Isn't the tiny one on the seafront still open? It's bad that I live there and don't know isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 24, 2011 ... your entrance music is connected to the speakers by one of the other wrestler's iPod. And it's actually not even your current theme but the one you used two years ago. Because someone lost the laptop with everyone's entrances on. Â ... the fans are pissing on your match because someone more high-profile was announced in your spot, but either no-showed or was never actually contacted about appearing. Â ... you go 45 minutes in the last match before intermission, because no-one has a clue what's going on. Â ... the crowd for the main event is half what it was for the opener, because everyone is worried about the last train home. Because it's starting hours later than scheduled. Because the talent didnt know if they should start the show so waited about for an hour to see if they get paid or not, causing an hour delay. Or the last match before intermission went 45 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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