Snitsky's back acne Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Seen a link on twitter to a group called 'You know you're an indy wrestler when...', the premise of which is simple. Fans and wrestlers alike give examples of when you know you are an 'indy' wrestler. Â Such as 'you know you're an indy wrestler when you always have a mask in your bag incase you have to pull double duty in the battle royal' or 'when back to back headlock takedowns leads to a stand off'. Â SO, I figured, let's see what the patrons of the ukff can come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cum Doctor Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 ...when you perform a vicious head drop move 30 seconds into a 20 minute match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannRead Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 The lights from the ring van double up as the lights for the venue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 ...when your moveset resembles that of a CAW made by a 12 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members herbie747 Posted October 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2011 When the Stunner is your finisher. Or in the case of Sprules - the Stunner & the Pedigree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted October 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2011 The lights from the ring van double up as the lights for the venue... Â If the van turns up at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Joe Joe Jr Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 you've been dropped on your head more times than a baby being looked after a british nanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freaky Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 When the Stunner is your finisher. Or in the case of Sprules - the Stunner & the Pedigree. Sprules took a pedigree, he didn't deliver one. Â On a side note, I had lunch with the Tom Campbell who did the commentary on Sprules/Tyler last weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bydo Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 ... You inexplicably use the term 'football marks' instead of 'football fans.' Â True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cum Doctor Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 ...if the six year old in the front row weighs more than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bydo Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 ...if the six year old in the front row weighs more than you. Another true story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexy Dad Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 You pick your entrance music from Kerrang's best of 2001 album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalDebacle Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 ... Dearly Devoted Dexter gets a boner just from reading your name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snitsky's back acne Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 Couple more from the Twitter site.... Â 'when you tell the promoter your petrol costs and he goes 'Fucking hell! What kind of car do you drive!?' Â 'when the ring is so small you can't suplex a guy without hitting the ropes'. Â 'when you're a World champion who's never left the country. Or the county.' Â 'when everyone has the same kickpads because Highspots have a sale on'. Â 'when 1 pair of kneepads are shared by half the wrestlers on the show,' Â 'when you have 5 'finishers', none of which actually finish the match'. Â 'when your opponent says he is wearing pleather because 'it makes his kicks sound louder''. Â 'when your changing room is the back of the ring van.' Â 'when you've wrestled someone who's wearing a Super Dragon mask who's not Super Dragon'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Vipes Posted October 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2011 ...when they guy working behind the bar is making more money that night than you are. Â Â Got a link to that twitter group? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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