Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 As inspired by this:- Â Here's my synopsis for Tyrannosaur (dir. Loki)Â It's 1973 in Guildford, Surrey. Three working class lads, best friends, are coming of age. Freddie wants to rise above his station, taking a job selling life insurance, wearing a suit and tie. Snork works at the railway station and wants a girlfriend some day. Bruce talks of leaving but seems on track to work at a factory, drink and fight. Freddie's runs across a childhood friend, Julie, his boss's daughter who shares her father's interest in dinosaurs and archaeology. When he brings a mysterious fossil back from a dig, she is convinced it's the egg of a Tyrannosaurus Rex... Â In other words, do something different with the same title. Â For instance:- Â One Foot In The Grave - live coverage of the continued decomposition of the body of deceased former Labour Party leader, Michael Foot. Â But better than that because he was cremated. Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 A Clockwork Orange. Â A documentary about different types of Oranges and how to safely install a mechanical, clock type mechanism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffingtonClyro Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 A Clockwork Orange. Â A documentary about different types of Oranges and how to safely install a mechanical, clock type mechanism. Â Surely A Clockwork Orange would be a documentary about the Glasgow Subway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Scrubs  A drama documentary about the life of prisoners in the infamous Wormwood Scrubs Prison  or  A TV Sitcom, based on the trials and tribulations of a cleaning company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Alien vs. Predator - Gary Glitter becomes engaged in a bloodfued with a group of Illegal Immigrants. There is only one winner: The Daily Mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members MichaelScarn Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 There's Something About Mary  Each week we take a famous Mary (Whitehouse, Quite Contrary, Poppins, Queen Of Scots, Virgin, -Kate Olson etc), and ask a panel of experts just what it is about her that makes her so special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members MichaelScarn Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 Fred Dibnah - Age Of Steam  Fred Dibnah takes an in depth look at 1994, the year the classic East 17 Album 'Steam' was released. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 American Pie  We fit six 30-stone Californians with a gastric band and our camera crew document their lives as they live off nothing but pie for 6 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule One Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 The Wire - A mysterious piece of wire is always found at the scenes of deaths happening throughout a small town neighbourhood but no-one can piece it together except for a drunken washed up ex-homicide detective and a retarded electrician... The question is can they solve the mystery and not be derided as crazy before the Wire hangs them out to dry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted October 13, 2011 Moderators Share Posted October 13, 2011 Inside Man - A bunch of scientists go up some bloke's dick inside a little submarine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members MichaelScarn Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 Yea, I know this is a book, but sod it  The Wolves of Willoughby Chase.....  Holly Willoughby trains a pack of wolves to stalk and bite the heck out of waste of space celebs. Each week the celebs name is tacked on the end in the TV guide to attract record ratings. For example:  The Wolves of Willoughby Chase.....James Cordon The Wolves of Willoughby Chase.....Jordan The Wolves of Willoughby Chase.....Kerry Catona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 13, 2011 Moderators Share Posted October 13, 2011 Howard's Way - We follow former UKFF legend and hero Howard as he becomes a maverick detective in a lawless world. You can take away his gun and his badge, but you can't take way his personal brand of justice. There's only one way... Howard's Way. Â Jungle Fever - Watch as we film someone suffering from Malaria 24/7 as they go from Mosquito bite to morgue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 The Truman Show- Spin off from Eastenders following the Early life of Patrick Truman in the West Indies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 "Saw" Â Lonely person on a see-saw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 Out Of Africa - A season in the life of the Arsenal Youth team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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