Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 23, 2020 Moderators Share Posted February 23, 2020 Also mandatory "we found a dead bird on the field" for Jackson jr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted February 23, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 23, 2020 11 hours ago, PowerButchi said: Fucking hell. Top lad. I remember meeting him the night I got my hole with that lady in the Krazy House lavs and we went for a massive breakfast still hammered and you made me watch that fucking Darren Ambrose highlight video in the railway that Sunday morning. I would like this to be my eulogy, read in your sexy, gruff tones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 TIL Ralphy isn’t called Ralphy. I feel like my whole life is a lie.  Best Wishes ”Keith” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 He’s edited that. It actually says “Chris(t, he’s walked 15 miles and fought a cow to) collecting his check in and win prize” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 5, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 2 packets of flapjacks as a prize?  Even Bullseye had better shite than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted March 5, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Thunderplex said: 2 packets of flapjacks as a prize?  Even Bullseye had better shite than that. "Here's what you could've won..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted March 5, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 I think you're just lovely, Ralphy. A pet. Like a cross between Daniel Radcliffe, Christian Bale and Bear Grylls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 11, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 11, 2020 Just had a burst next to Sheamus. Don’t worry, we washed our hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted March 11, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 11, 2020 I guess it's been a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Kookoocachu said: I guess it's been a while. You look very much like a girl I went to school with called Kerry.  She was the Apple of a young Thunderplex's eye.  Her hair was soft and smelt like a summer day, her eyes sparkled like gemstones and he was smitten.  Ghostbusters was about to be released, and he thought it would be the ideal movie to make this fine young woman on a date.  His first date. He scrambled to get the money together.  Sold some of his precious comics and ZX Spectrum games, washed cars and raked leaves from gardens until he had enough for the film, hot dogs, pick and mix, an ice cream in the interval and chips on the way home.  A real romantic. The time came.  They were in the woodwork lesson.  He took a deep breath, walked up to her, and said "Kerry, would you like to go to the cinema with me tomorrow?" She answered with a stern "Fuck Off" and stabbed him in the hand with a marking knife.  A simple no thank you would have sufficed. The knife was stuck into the bone, and it took the teacher holding his hand on the table and pulling it out with the other.  Trip to hospital, 4 stitches and no woodwork or PE for 4 weeks, which was roughly the same amount of time he was off girls. Spent the money on comics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 I wonder if you and Kerry got married how the wedding photos would look? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2020 She is older than me, so nothing like a certain fucking photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted March 12, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 12, 2020 And that's how the incel movement started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Onyx2 said: And that's how the incel movement started. And thanks to no internet and having to depend on carrier pigeon, very difficult it was too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted March 12, 2020 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2020 15 hours ago, Kookoocachu said: I guess it's been a while. Mab sliding into your DMs in 3,2,1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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