Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted November 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2011 Â Surf goes for a stroll on the pier. Â I didn't know Paris had a pier. Â I guess for Surfy it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Maverick Posted November 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2011 Turns out on Saturday I was photographed by one of those blokes who wonders round making keyrings. I didn't get one but I did appear on there facebook pictures page, doing my best George Harrison/Peter Sutcliffe impression  For anyone interested, I can't really tell you how out of it I am in this photo but since I appear to holding an orange VK lets just say very. As someone else who's been told they look like Harrison you really do have quite a big resemblance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philo_Vance Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Â Just got back from seeing the Dwarves in London. Zoe caught herself a nice shiner. I'm the blurry one in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted November 18, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2011 I like the spoon on the left of Surf's sundae - looks like a Plan 9 from Outer Space saucer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted November 18, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2011 That serves her right for nicking some of your chips Dave, especially as she said No when you asked if you wanted her own portion from the chippie. You fucking show her who's boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philo_Vance Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Haha, I've had nothing but wifebeater jokes since Thursday. Sadly, if I tried anything like that, she'd kick the fuck out of me. Just a stray fist from some fella down the front. She got straight back in and carried on slamming though. Hard as nails, my missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted November 20, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 20, 2011 Â Me looking a spastic with Mike The Cool Person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philo_Vance Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011  Me looking a spastic with Mike The Cool Person  That's awesome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The British Bushwacker Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 My birthday fancy dress attempt on friday  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted November 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 21, 2011 Haha, I've had nothing but wifebeater jokes since Thursday. Sadly, if I tried anything like that, she'd kick the fuck out of me. Just a stray fist from some fella down the front. She got straight back in and carried on slamming though. Hard as nails, my missus. I remember when something similar happened to a mate. Strangers were giving him daggers when we were in the pub and when we got talking to a couple of randoms, one gave him a handshake with an extra tight squeeze. Â His ex is hard too. She battered a couple of lads on a night out once, when my mate couldn't handle them. He still gets ripped for that one, the erm... girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philo_Vance Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Haha, I've had nothing but wifebeater jokes since Thursday. Sadly, if I tried anything like that, she'd kick the fuck out of me. Just a stray fist from some fella down the front. She got straight back in and carried on slamming though. Hard as nails, my missus. I remember when something similar happened to a mate. Strangers were giving him daggers when we were in the pub and when we got talking to a couple of randoms, one gave him a handshake with an extra tight squeeze. Â His ex is hard too. She battered a couple of lads on a night out once, when my mate couldn't handle them. He still gets ripped for that one, the erm... girl. Â Yeah, it seems if a girl's got bruises, everyone assumes it must be the boyfriend. She does seem to have a knack for getting walloped at gigs though, must be exactly at elbow height or something. Or just have really slow reactions. Either way, she gives as good as she gets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffingtonClyro Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Haha, I've had nothing but wifebeater jokes since Thursday. Sadly, if I tried anything like that, she'd kick the fuck out of me. Just a stray fist from some fella down the front. She got straight back in and carried on slamming though. Hard as nails, my missus. I remember when something similar happened to a mate. Strangers were giving him daggers when we were in the pub and when we got talking to a couple of randoms, one gave him a handshake with an extra tight squeeze. Â His ex is hard too. She battered a couple of lads on a night out once, when my mate couldn't handle them. He still gets ripped for that one, the erm... girl. Â Yeah, it seems if a girl's got bruises, everyone assumes it must be the boyfriend. She does seem to have a knack for getting walloped at gigs though, must be exactly at elbow height or something. Or just have really slow reactions. Either way, she gives as good as she gets! Â Don't hate me, but your girlfriend is extremely hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philo_Vance Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I like to think so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted November 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 21, 2011 Biff also had a thing for Little Mo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philo_Vance Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Well, my missus beating me to death with an iron doesn't sound beyond the realms of possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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