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5 hours ago, IANdrewDiceClay said:

I saw an interview with Phoenix Marieļ»æ and she claims that most of the British guys have surgerial help with their hard ons. Like they arent actually erect, they have a rod in it. I have no idea how that even works!

What a bizarre thing to say. Do British porn stars have a reputation for not being able to keep it hard or something?

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4 hours ago, Your Fight Site said:

What a bizarre thing to say. Do British porn stars have a reputation for not being able to keep it hard or something?

Got my stories mixed up. She said the British guys have their cocks injected to keep it up all the time. She was talking about a guy called "Mark Anthony" who has all the sides of his dick removed so its essentially a kinder egg, and the surprise is a rod to keep it erect every second of the day. He apparently got this done because he was a former navy man who got his cock jammed in a metal door.

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Yeah, Mark Anthony falls / fell into the category of 'cock so big it doesn't get properly hard' like Shane Diesel. But at least you don't have to worry about doing a headstand for thatĀ morning word wee.

Heard a story that Eva Angelina has possibly bowed out of porn for, ooh, the 83rd time, so what better time to resurrect the greatest thread of all time.

https://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?385235-Eva-Angelina-Vs-T-Mobile

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3 hours ago, PowerButchi said:

Danny Dong is the same always having to use his thumb and index finger as an adhoc cockring

I had to read that twice as I thought you'd written Danny Doring.

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1 hour ago, JNLister said:

There has been an unfortunate reaction to this in that Ireland and Australia are considering adopting a similar model of censorship. Remains to be seen whether they are deterred by the collapse of this shitshow.

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Star of the Insane Clown Posse theatrical release "Big Money Rustlas", Bridget the Midget is facing 15 years in prison for stabbing her boyfriend in the leg with a knife. Eye witnesses say the positioning of the bladeĀ was one of theĀ advantages of fucking a dwarf. Bridget is perhaps best known for such movies as Whack Attack 8, A Little Fucker and Twisted Midget. More at 10.

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