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Frankie Crisp

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The best British porn ive ever seen was produced by Relish.

 

Always looked pretty professionally done with hot girls and men who actually look like porn stars.

 

Plus they used to do "themed" stuff which made it different but in a good way.

 

God knows if they still do though, it was about 4 or 5 years ago i think.

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British porn is, GENERALLY, Fucking shite. Apart from Delta White and a bird I've seen on British Bukkake Babes or something all the birds are rank. The blokes all have fat guts or small cocks and all but that's not as bad as having ugly birds.

 

You see, again, this is bollocks. Although I will admit that this is the view that a lot of people have about British porn so it's hardly surprising that you might think that.

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And If you buy porn, well, you're a loser.

 

:confused:

 

Anyone that knows a porn 'actress's' name is a loser.

 

:duh:

 

Get fucked. Jenna Jameson, dickhead.

 

:omg:

 

Apart from her, and any other overly famous porn names.

 

:crazy:

 

Van backtracker.

 

 

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^^ :laugh:

 

British porn is, GENERALLY, Fucking shite. Apart from Delta White and a bird I've seen on British Bukkake Babes or something all the birds are rank. The blokes all have fat guts or small cocks and all but that's not as bad as having ugly birds.

 

Its funny you say all that and mention Delta White, she looks ok yes, but she is awful at fucking, no matter how hard she gets fucked she hardly makes a sound, the guy could have giant cock, it makes no difference, also she has what I call rock tits, again no matter how hard she gets fucked those things hardly move, atleast all this is from clips Ive seen with her.

 

Brit porn my fav was the Shaft series, now I have to say most of the girls he was doing where pretty good looking, there were a couple of sea monkeys but they could atleast suck and fuck better than Delta White.

 

Who was Shaft anyway? they would always hide his face, I heard he was an ex-football player, hence he didnt want anyone knowing what he was doing.

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