Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 He's Tony James, innit. I thought everyone knew this now? I've read it a few times. I thought it was a gag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffy Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Has anyone ever seen any actually good brit porn? Or do the accents just make it sound silly to everyone else as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 Has anyone ever seen any actually good brit porn? Â Are you taking the piss or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffy Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Nope. Subject of brit porn came up, asked the question. Why would you think I was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 Nope. Subject of brit porn came up, asked the question. Why would you think I was? Â Because it sounds to me as though you're damning the entire porn output of an entire country based on a collection of accents, one of which you must presumably have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 14, 2011 Moderators Share Posted October 14, 2011 (edited) The accents are good. It makes it more relateable. Â Unless they're northern accents, as that just makes the women uglier. Edited October 14, 2011 by Chest Rockwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 ...well lads, the story has now deepened and we've been talking the past few days and she said she wants to get back together...so maybe honesty was for the best? I don't know whats gonna happen and if she'll ever forgive me or whatever but I dunno, pretty happy. Cheers for all the advice and discussion!  Tell her. Yes the initial problems will be there, but your honesty could always pave the way for forgiveness. If she finds out from someone else, she'll know never to trust you at all and that will be the end of it.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffy Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Lol that's a fair point fella, I do indeed, but then again I'm not suggesting I'd make a good porn star. And I don't really wanna damn the whole thing, but the stuff I've seen with that black fella from the hospital show, and the ben dover stuff, and any of the other stuff I've seen has just come across as a bit second rate. And as well as the accents there seems to be either a kind of forced joviality to the whole thing, or a kind of very fake intensity which just ends up sounding a bit silly. There doesn't seem to be anything out there which is any way cutting edge, it's all just a bit samey and rubbish. Whereas rocco's stuff, belladonna's stuff, diabolic stuff, anabolic stuff, they all come across as a bit harder and more interesting (less so chico's stuff these days, but when he was alive it was quite fun). Quite happy to be proved wrong though, I asked the question "Has anyone seen any good britporn?" and if the answers yes, by all means point me in the right direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra1000 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 ...well lads, the story has now deepened and we've been talking the past few days and she said she wants to get back together...so maybe honesty was for the best? I don't know whats gonna happen and if she'll ever forgive me or whatever but I dunno, pretty happy. Cheers for all the advice and discussion!  Tell her. Yes the initial problems will be there, but your honesty could always pave the way for forgiveness. If she finds out from someone else, she'll know never to trust you at all and that will be the end of it.   good work Stevie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 Lol that's a fair point fella, I do indeed, but then again I'm not suggesting I'd make a good porn star. And I don't really wanna damn the whole thing, but the stuff I've seen with that black fella from the hospital show, and the ben dover stuff, and any of the other stuff I've seen has just come across as a bit second rate. And as well as the accents there seems to be either a kind of forced joviality to the whole thing, or a kind of very fake intensity which just ends up sounding a bit silly. There doesn't seem to be anything out there which is any way cutting edge, it's all just a bit samey and rubbish. Whereas rocco's stuff, belladonna's stuff, diabolic stuff, anabolic stuff, they all come across as a bit harder and more interesting (less so chico's stuff these days, but when he was alive it was quite fun). Quite happy to be proved wrong though, I asked the question "Has anyone seen any good britporn?" and if the answers yes, by all means point me in the right direction. Â You see, the British stuff you mention there is mostly played for laughs. I would never class any of Ben Dover's stuff as serious porn - it's comedy porn. And it's what the British porn industry does better than any other country that I've seen. Â The other strengths in British porn are in being able to get stuff out there, quickly, that covers a social movement or a group of people or something that's happening in the news. They were trotting out chav porn probably before many of us had started using the word. If you are looking for a cutting edge or a gritty authenticity to your porn then you won't find better than British. And I like to think that I'm not all that biased even though I am very protective of British porn. Â To be honest, I would NEVER classify Rocco Siffredi or any of the Anabolic or Diabolic stuff as especially original. It's alright and Rocco is still going strong, but those two studios are just mainstream hardcore niched American porn - nothing more, nothing less. Certainly, if you are looking for the rough stuff like you like, the German and American markets are better. But British porn has its many strengths from softcore to lesbian to hardcore - Killergram and Bluebird are doing some great stuff right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffy Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 German stuff now seems to always have pissing in it, this tends to make me wanna be involved less. Rocco's stuff now is mainstream, granted, but only because he made it mainstream. I mean you can go back to max hardcore to see some of his influences but he added a bit of passion to it which makes it alot more interesting to watch. Anabolic and diabloic probably exist only because of rocco, granted, but it's a good style so fair enough to em for ripping it off. Comedy porn's probably a good description of all the british porn I've seen, but that's the problem, I don't really watch porn for the comedy, or for using social groups or anything else. I mean really, chav porn? Who gives a fuck? I can fuck chav's without too much time or effort put in, why spend money to see it? Porn that covers something in the news, or social movements or whatever, who fucking cares? The only thing that matters in porn is the quality of the fucking, and if that's average at best with nothing new then the setting, burberry caps or anything else is just, well how could it help? "I saw this brilliant porno the other day, it was both relevant to the recent news and it had post dub step fans in it," that just seems wierd to me. But don't take this as me having a dig or trying to get at you, it's really not. I get people want different things from porn, I like very hardcore rough stuff, alot of people probably find it a turn off and prefer something like ben dover or badly packed kebab (a chav porno I saw a few years pack, gotta give some props for the name on that one to be fair) there's clearly a market for it, so it's doing ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 German stuff now seems to always have pissing in it, this tends to make me wanna be involved less. Rocco's stuff now is mainstream, granted, but only because he made it mainstream. I mean you can go back to max hardcore to see some of his influences but he added a bit of passion to it which makes it alot more interesting to watch. Anabolic and diabloic probably exist only because of rocco, granted, but it's a good style so fair enough to em for ripping it off. Comedy porn's probably a good description of all the british porn I've seen, but that's the problem, I don't really watch porn for the comedy, or for using social groups or anything else. I mean really, chav porn? Who gives a fuck? I can fuck chav's without too much time or effort put in, why spend money to see it? Porn that covers something in the news, or social movements or whatever, who fucking cares? The only thing that matters in porn is the quality of the fucking, and if that's average at best with nothing new then the setting, burberry caps or anything else is just, well how could it help? Â You're just like one big massive walking generalisation, aren't you? It's absolutely impossible to have a discussion with you about anything even if a person somehow manages to push aside your obsession with being deliberately contrary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffy Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Lol I'm really not trying to be contrary on this one fella, I obviously have very differing tastes in porn to you, and look for different things. But on the stuff re rocco, and his making the underground mainstream - that's just a discussion on porn and it's history and the massive affect he's had on the industry, not doing that to disagree with you at all. I did point out I'm not doing this to have a go or just argue, and that I recognise people have other tastes than me and that's fair enough. I don't get any more enjoyment from porn depending on it's relevance to the news or social groups of anything else, but that's just me, I'm not saying this to have a go or just to be argumentative, I'm actually trying to have a proper discussion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffy Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 If Killergram and Bluebird are doing some of the harder stuff (I know you said they were doing some great stuff, but I dunno if that's great as in well produced or great as in more hardcore and a bit rougher) I'd be more than happy to check em out on your recommendation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Au Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 Arguing about the quality of porn on a wrestling forum has got to be a low point, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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