Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 20, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2011 Has-beens? Are you for real? I'm sorry, I didn't see you in this month's Hello. Â How do you know? Ever seen his picture? I bet he's going out with Jaime Winstone. The sod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I'm the barcode. Â I love wrestling. I enjoy talking with other people about wrestling. There's no evidence of either of those things on your troll account. Â That doesn't make it any less sad that you proudly brag about being the "UKFF Poster of the Year". I'll proudly brag about anything that upsets you and divs like you, and my winning the popularity contest on here certainly did that. Even now, it's upsetting you to the point where you've gone and registered an extra account purely to follow me around with. That's sad. Â why are you so proud of the phrase "destroyed in discourse and sent scurrying"? Because it's very funny to me that I destroyed you in discourse and sent you scurrying for a new username, such was the shame cast upon your other one when you crossed the King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Joe Joe Jr Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 i am loving these threads, they're like the 90 sec vintage pieces they used to show on raw, but in ukff form. keep em coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted September 20, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2011 I'm the barcode. Didn't know Kurt Angle got Scary Spice up the duff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 20, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2011 He does like the odd black girl does Kurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 20, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2011 Has Mel B ever had her Black Hole Slammed? Â *deep breath for such a shit joke8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I'm really enjoying this feud between thescarwillbecomeasymbol and Pity, I hope these are just the early stages. It reminds me of when Shawn Stasiak kept trying to take out The Rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 20, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2011 Indeed. You know you're dealing with a right 'nana when he chooses a Matt Hardy quote as his username as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 20, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2011 Corking thread. "The Kid" going through several different names - Cannonball Kid, Lightening Kid (IIRC he had L.Kid on his lightening tights that infamous night) before setting on 1-2-3 Kid - that was a bit of a novelty. But then again Johnny Nitro was Johnny Blaze and Johnny Spade first, I wonder if that was in homage? Â Random Waltman thoughts - Â (1) The 1-2-3 Kid bend em was a main eventer in my Hasbro fed when my mate brought me six bend ems back from the States, and Bret vs 1-2-3 Kid was one of my most frequent main events. As well as Diesel vs Texas Tornado. Â (2) I'm ashamed to admit I was very jealous when he was throwing it up Tori. Â (3) I really admire the fact he never hides or lies about any of his previous misdemeanours or is shy about "I was a dick" or "yeah, I fucked up." He seems one of the most "normal" lads in wrestling, if that isn't an oxymoron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescarwillbecomeasymbol Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 That doesn't make it any less sad that you proudly brag about being the "UKFF Poster of the Year". I'll proudly brag about anything that upsets you and divs like you, and my winning the popularity contest on here certainly did that. Even now, it's upsetting you to the point where you've gone and registered an extra account purely to follow me around with. That's sad... Because it's very funny to me that I destroyed you in discourse and sent you scurrying for a new username, such was the shame cast upon your other one when you crossed the King. Â What a vicious circle of self-hatred your life must consist of, when considering how much of a pariah you must be in real life; and yet you're obssessed with internet popularity contests. How pathetic that you consistently find solace on the internet when really the thirst for human contact and acceptance that you clearly yearn can only truly be quenched by talking with your mouth to another bag of flesh. Â And I can just imagine your shivering, flustered comeback if anyone ever accosted you in real life, "I don't care what you think of me" etc... The King indeed... Â All hail King Shitcos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted September 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 21, 2011 That doesn't make it any less sad that you proudly brag about being the "UKFF Poster of the Year". I'll proudly brag about anything that upsets you and divs like you, and my winning the popularity contest on here certainly did that. Even now, it's upsetting you to the point where you've gone and registered an extra account purely to follow me around with. That's sad... Because it's very funny to me that I destroyed you in discourse and sent you scurrying for a new username, such was the shame cast upon your other one when you crossed the King. Â What a vicious circle of self-hatred your life must consist of, when considering how much of a pariah you must be in real life; and yet you're obssessed with internet popularity contests. How pathetic that you consistently find solace on the internet when really the thirst for human contact and acceptance that you clearly yearn can only truly be quenched by talking with your mouth to another bag of flesh. Â And I can just imagine your shivering, flustered comeback if anyone ever accosted you in real life, "I don't care what you think of me" etc... The King indeed... Â All hail King Shitcos! Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted September 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 21, 2011 You're perceptive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted September 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 21, 2011 You're perceptive! Â Would you believe I'm told that a lot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted September 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 21, 2011 Or one of the UKFF has-beens, barely-remembered and irrelevant now but probably held in high esteem back when blindly parroting the opinions of Meltzer and Martin was in vogue. I will have offended them by brashly saying Shelton Benjamin was crap or something. Either way, it's someone I destroyed in discourse and sent scurrying for a new username. Â Has-beens? Are you for real? I'm sorry, I didn't see you in this month's Hello. Yeah, that's why I said UKFF has-beens. Either way, you're someone I destroyed in discourse and sent scurrying for a new username. I love that I've pushed you to that point. Please, keep spiralling. I'm greatly enjoying your "posting on a wrestling forum is sad" routine that you've been posting on a wrestling forum that you've signed up multiple accounts on. Â I love wrestling. I enjoy talking with other people about wrestling. That doesn't make it any less sad that you proudly brag about being the "UKFF Poster of the Year". Â And, Shitcos, why are you so proud of the phrase "destroyed in discourse and sent scurrying"? You've used it twice now, what do you want me to do? Print it in reader's digest or something? You suck, you're lame, your phrases are lame. And to destroy someone in discourse and send them scurrying you can't simply repeat the same thing over and over again, Shitcos. Â You suck, your lame Your rhymes boy are tame Destroyed in the discourse You know you can do worse Cos you see Mister Shitcos No right to be PICTOS You wanna be King YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING You see fool DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME With you little biddy forum popularity Sent scurrying twice YEAH you know it ain't right Cos your phrases are lame Gonna put this to bed Motherfucking Distraction Like the dick on ma head DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL Y'ALL Â ... now if you do every post like this, I'd be charmed not to be as pathetic as this next time ya reet cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 What a vicious circle of self-hatred your life must consist of, when considering how much of a pariah you must be in real life; and yet you're obssessed with internet popularity contests. Though not obsessed enough to register multiple forum accounts to troll people who win them because I'm scared to "accost" them under my main account. You're on a hiding to nothing accusing anyone else, let alone the mighty King, of being pathetic, you little inbred. Your ranting about real life rings hollow when you're too frightened to even address me without signing in to your troll account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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