Keith Houchen Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 MULTICULTURAL LOVE - A POEM BY KEITH HOUCHEN  A Muslim girl asked me to fuck her, "My dear" I said "I shall" She looked concerned when seeing my meat, "Don't worry, it's Halal" In her mouth I did cum, after giving her snatch a slam "That's a tale that maybe you shouldn't tell the Imam"  In a pub was chatting up a cutie, who told me she's a Jew "I know it's close to Sabbath so a quickie will have to do" We went into the bogs and I nailed her on the floor "There's something to atone for, when it's Yom Kippur"  A lovely dusky beauty told me she was Sikh I opened up my jeans and let her have a peek She rode my massive cock, as if it was a Harley Big boy Keith really lit up her Diwali  fin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrington Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Wow! First prize to keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Just a bump to let any poetry fans know that there are some wonderful poetic moments in the Hulky thread in Main. Good to see some news faces join poetry corner in that thread. The Guardians culture blog called the poetry "Fucking Champion" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 I'm not Joe the Lion, Anyone who says so is pure lyin'. Â Â #Takes a bow# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff Buford T. Justice Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I used to be on TWCF I posted a great deal over there But one day I posted a pic of my girlfriends jubbly's she found out and a new arsehole she did tear. So I went and infrigned with some gimmicks like Bunnell the Sheriff who cared But I kept getting banned by retards for a sense of humour they did not care. So then we created Exiled A forum for men who were men We created gifs of disableds and had a gay, a woman but no Antiguans I am not very good at this poetry, so I will leave you with this Don't spend years browsing this forum Join up or go fuck yourself, cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted December 1, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted December 1, 2011 "Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine. "Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine. "Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine. No, it's my clubcard and I'll swipe it when I'm good and ready. Nazi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I used to be on TWCF I posted a great deal over there But one day I posted a pic of my girlfriends jubbly's she found out and a new arsehole she did tear. So I went and infrigned with some gimmicks like Bunnell the Sheriff who cared But I kept getting banned by retards for a sense of humour they did not care. So then we created Exiled A forum for men who were men We created gifs of disableds and had a gay, a woman but no Antiguans I am not very good at this poetry, so I will leave you with this Don't spend years browsing this forum Join up or go fuck yourself, cunt. Â I still have that pic saved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 It's more of a song that full blown poetry but I just penned this in a whole 30 seconds inspired by a combination of putting up my Christmas tree and having my 3 year old projectile vomit over me. Best read whilst listening to  "Merry Sickmas Everyone"  Puke is falling, all around me, Children spraying, from mouth and bum, Tis the season, ill in bed or standing, Merry Sickmas, everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 1, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted December 1, 2011 "Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine. "Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine. "Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine. No, it's my clubcard and I'll swipe it when I'm good and ready. Nazi. Due to this, I had a laughing fit at the self service checkout in Tesco today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted December 1, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted December 1, 2011 "Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine. "Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine. "Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine. No, it's my clubcard and I'll swipe it when I'm good and ready. Nazi. Due to this, I had a laughing fit at the self service checkout in Tesco today. Â But did you succum to the voice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 1, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted December 1, 2011 I scan my card before I press "finish and pay" anyway so never get the prompts (points before deductions, you see), but at pulling the card out of my pocket the giggles got to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 1, 2011 Moderators Share Posted December 1, 2011 The Tesco one is certainly a lot more pushy than the nectar card reminder at Sainsburys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 1, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted December 1, 2011 Asda at Sutton in Ashfield is the worst. It only waits a couple of seconds between each reminder and the volume is always up far higher than it needs to be. When you're in at night when it's almost empty, it's like the machine is bellowing orders at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted December 1, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted December 1, 2011 Worst I've heard is Morrisons in Cheadle. Sounds like Brian Blessed's trapped in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 2, 2011 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2011 Worst? That sounds brilliant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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