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MULTICULTURAL LOVE - A POEM BY KEITH HOUCHEN

 

A Muslim girl asked me to fuck her, "My dear" I said "I shall"

She looked concerned when seeing my meat, "Don't worry, it's Halal"

In her mouth I did cum, after giving her snatch a slam

"That's a tale that maybe you shouldn't tell the Imam"

 

In a pub was chatting up a cutie, who told me she's a Jew

"I know it's close to Sabbath so a quickie will have to do"

We went into the bogs and I nailed her on the floor

"There's something to atone for, when it's Yom Kippur"

 

A lovely dusky beauty told me she was Sikh

I opened up my jeans and let her have a peek

She rode my massive cock, as if it was a Harley

Big boy Keith really lit up her Diwali

 

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Just a bump to let any poetry fans know that there are some wonderful poetic moments in the Hulky thread in Main. Good to see some news faces join poetry corner in that thread. The Guardians culture blog called the poetry "Fucking Champion"

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I used to be on TWCF

I posted a great deal over there

But one day I posted a pic of my girlfriends jubbly's

she found out and a new arsehole she did tear.

So I went and infrigned with some gimmicks

like Bunnell the Sheriff who cared

But I kept getting banned by retards

for a sense of humour they did not care.

So then we created Exiled

A forum for men who were men

We created gifs of disableds

and had a gay, a woman but no Antiguans

I am not very good at this poetry, so I will leave you with this

Don't spend years browsing this forum

Join up or go fuck yourself, cunt.

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"Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine.

"Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine.

"Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine.

No, it's my clubcard and I'll swipe it when I'm good and ready.

Nazi.

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I used to be on TWCF

I posted a great deal over there

But one day I posted a pic of my girlfriends jubbly's

she found out and a new arsehole she did tear.

So I went and infrigned with some gimmicks

like Bunnell the Sheriff who cared

But I kept getting banned by retards

for a sense of humour they did not care.

So then we created Exiled

A forum for men who were men

We created gifs of disableds

and had a gay, a woman but no Antiguans

I am not very good at this poetry, so I will leave you with this

Don't spend years browsing this forum

Join up or go fuck yourself, cunt.

 

I still have that pic saved :love:

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It's more of a song that full blown poetry but I just penned this in a whole 30 seconds inspired by a combination of putting up my Christmas tree and having my 3 year old projectile vomit over me.

Best read whilst listening to

 

"Merry Sickmas Everyone"

 

Puke is falling, all around me,

Children spraying, from mouth and bum,

Tis the season, ill in bed or standing,

Merry Sickmas, everyone

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"Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine.

"Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine.

"Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine.

No, it's my clubcard and I'll swipe it when I'm good and ready.

Nazi.

Due to this, I had a laughing fit at the self service checkout in Tesco today. :thumbsup:

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"Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine.

"Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine.

"Have you swiped your clubcard" Says the voice of the machine.

No, it's my clubcard and I'll swipe it when I'm good and ready.

Nazi.

Due to this, I had a laughing fit at the self service checkout in Tesco today. :thumbsup:

 

But did you succum to the voice?

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Asda at Sutton in Ashfield is the worst. It only waits a couple of seconds between each reminder and the volume is always up far higher than it needs to be. When you're in at night when it's almost empty, it's like the machine is bellowing orders at you.

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