Mr.Showtime Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Is it Monday Yet? Â I watched Raw a fortnight ago, It made me want to cry, I sat through it all this week too, Only God knows why, Never again. Â Is it Monday yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalDebacle Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 I call this one "Dixie, why you so tricksy?": Â Dixie Carter, be my friend, You and I until the end. I'll give you blood in TNA, It is allowed as I'm not gay. Â I'll party with you, climb a steel ladder, You want a bad ass? You won't find badder. I like the drugs, it's marijuana, 420 baby, stoned hurricanrana. Â We'll wooo all day, and DUI at night, Bound For morning Glory, it's just so right. So please Miss Carter, it's you and me, Or else this will all end dangerously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted September 8, 2011 Moderators Share Posted September 8, 2011 That reminds me of when dangerously420 went on a rant about the evils of drugs and was asked if he knew what his username meant. He explained how he thought it was something to do with the number of titles or title matches RVD had been in or something. ...such a tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted September 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 8, 2011 We all knew he was a bit mental, but it came as quite a shock, that in a childrens swimming pool, our Olympic hero was medalling with his cock. Â Â They raided his computers, and found pictures of children, naked head to toe, the consequences for this will be far worse than stealing wallets, and hitting Joe with a pillow. Â Â Now sentenced to jail, protecting a wife-killers derriere, what a long way to fall, for the man who tapped out George Saint Pierre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name_here Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Ok here's my attempt  I bang my wife like a bongo drum And yet i still can't make her cum She grabs my balls, i jizz in her tits But that gives her giggling fits She's sucked my cock, i've licked her clout Why can't the bitch just scream and shout I've fucked her 'till my knob is numb Next time we'll try it up the bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matbro1984 Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Careers in greeting card writing are waiting for you all. Superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted September 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 8, 2011 ****** SIX FUCKING STARS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted September 9, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 9, 2011 There once was a man named Hart, He wore pink tights like a tart, He had a Sunny day, He said Shawn was gay, And now he's back up Vince's arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalDebacle Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 It's either a rhyming poem or it's not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted September 9, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 9, 2011 yeah arse doesn't rhyme that well with Hart and tart but fuck it it's early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 *gimme a beat*  Boom boom boom I be down at the Cluuub Carbomb is my hook and I be cutting this duub All the bitches know that I be cuttin lines uuup Freaky on a Friday and a Seven in my cuuup.  See my bling bling, but I still like the ring ring An when I'm on the comedown pop a DVD in Take a toke toke and watch the FingerPoke poke Got the Rock on the TV and a hotrock in my smoke  Check out the DJ on the wheels of Steel But back the fuck up playa cos for me it's Still Real And when I'm drinking Krystal I's jus playin the Heel And later in the trailer I'll be checking Titus O'Neil  Boom boom boom I be still at the Cluub Ladies in my grill shaking it to the suub Drop another pill and give the booty a ruub And when the party's over Ill be, yo "What's Up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalDebacle Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 I wish you'd done that as a Youtube video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 An Ode to Steph  Oh Steph, oh Steph, oh Stephie Steph Steph I love you like a fat girl loves Jeff Your big bright eyes, your thunderous thighs Your shrill whiney tone, doth give me the bone  On the internet, we were led to believe You let Randy Savage, inside your wizards sleeve But that's ok, see we don't mind Randy had work rate, so we'll forget and be kind  I searched for you, on Rob's celeb oops In frantic need, for a peak of your boob's A nip, a slip, upskirt and candid Thats how I learnt, to type one handed  Im reaching the end, of my pathetic try To show to the world, my love for you can never die Oh Steph, oh Steph, oh Stephie Steph Steph I wrote about you, on the UKFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted September 9, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 9, 2011 right up there with Malbranque's for me. That is fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted September 9, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 9, 2011 An Ode to Steph Oh Steph, oh Steph, oh Stephie Steph Steph I love you like a fat girl loves Jeff Your big bright eyes, your thunderous thighs Your shrill whiney tone, doth give me the bone  On the internet, we were led to believe You let Randy Savage, inside your wizards sleeve But that's ok, see we don't mind Randy had work rate, so we'll forget and be kind  I searched for you, on Rob's celeb oops In frantic need, for a peak of your boob's A nip, a slip, upskirt and candid Thats how I learnt, to type one handed  Im reaching the end, of my pathetic try To show to the world, my love for you can never die Oh Steph, oh Steph, oh Stephie Steph Steph I wrote about you, on the UKFF The whole thing is great, but the workrate line is fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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