rockbus Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Some of this work is quite good but all my poems are written in haiku form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maestro Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 The Bird Man Of The Bramble - a poem by Maestroreich  On a summer's afternoon through a meadow I did walk When I heard the sound of the mystical falcon squawk I take a look around and there's no one else in sight I think to myself that this bird's gonna take a special flight  So I loosen my belt and throw some seed down my pants Just hoping, hoping this winged creature will take a chance Come to me my avian friend, will you pass the test? Fly down to me and make home in your new love nest.  Trust me when I say this feeling is like no other Against my genitals it's wings did flutter Let me ask you : Is it wrong? Is it right? That my sexual preference are birds of flight  So now I ask where do I go from here? Is it possible to fuck a flamingo in the ear? Or do all birds have wings to escape my love? Because I'd even bone a penquin if push come to shove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 tonga fifita worked as prince tonga and meng my haku haiku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 7, 2011 Author Moderators Share Posted September 7, 2011 Mr Midas loved a girl, she didn't love him. He is now possibly dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Kimbo Slice, Your beard is nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 To prevent any forthcoming Japanophilic meltdowns, Haiku is 5-7-5 syllables, not 7-5-7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 7, 2011 Author Moderators Share Posted September 7, 2011 Mine was a uaikh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 Oh Matt Hardy Lover of the internet and pie You made an excuse when you trashed your hoose Then you got a DUI Â Watch out Leonard Cohen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I wrote some stuff in my darkest days of depression that I was quite pleased with at the time. Looking back at it though, it reads like Cannibal Corpse having a knife fight with Cradle of Filth. I don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 This one is called "Turtle Power". Â Â Chat is a wonderful place, where even I'm accepted. Full of chat about STIs, four turtles stand erected. Â One does April how he likes it, as nunchucks swing about. Krang unzips another one, and takes him in his mouth. Â Turtle Power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 This one is called "Turtle Power".  Chat is a wonderful place, where even I'm accepted. Full of chat about STIs, four turtles stand erected.  One does April how he likes it, as nunchucks swing about. Krang unzips another one, and takes him in his mouth.  Turtle Power. I've just shed a tear. I've watched the video your referencing a few times since then sadly enough. Fucking Krang ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalDebacle Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Kevin Scott Nash, the Wizard of Oz, I'm writing a poem for you, just because. You've been future endeavoured but not forgotten, Unlike the short WCW run of Axl Rotten. Â The master of the Jacknife, you pull them up high, Then thrust them into the mat like they're poontang pie. We can smell what you're cooking, way more than The Rock, And that puny little Punk, what an Indyfied cock. Â You used to be Vegas, then Wolfpac for life, That time was too sweet, even more for your wife. Now here when we need you, teaching lessons to all, We needed someone cool and you answered the call. Â It may have been short but the Universe knows All we need is a big man, not a Cena who blows. HHH is the game, but which one does he play? Taking Vince up the arse sounds a little too gay. Â Seems like this ship is sinking quicker than the Dawn Treader, So what sense does it make to release Super Shredder? Driving Angle to drink and Matt Hardy to eat, Let's just hope no more matches involve eating feet. Â So our product returns to the five knuckle shuffle, All those insider references causing kerfuffle. Yet the ratings don't change, Raw is nothing but gash, We all know what we need is a Big Sexy NASH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tom Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 Hmm, the idea started off well but kind of went to shit quickly, but fuck it, I present The Night Before.... Â Â Twas the night before P and C, and another letter you mustn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 Abercrombie Tag Jam Rag Menopause HP sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tom Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 William Regal, Lovely man, William Regal, worked in Japan, William Regal, saved my thread, William Regal, look at her Bristols, William Regal, give him a clap, William Regal, did some rap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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