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George Clooney is boffing Stacy Kiebler.


Tommy Atkins

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I bet Vince McMahon makes a lot of noise during sex, and pulls hair. Like one of them ostentatious, uber-macho porn stars who grunt a lot and say 'COME ON YOU DIRTY BITCH! GRRRRRR! DO YOU LIKE THAT? DO YA? ...SHUT UP! I'M GOING TO COME ON YOUR FACE. WANT ME TO COME ON YOUR FACE? ..SHUT UP!'

"She's gonna pppuuukkkee."

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So the Vin-maing has plowed his way through just about every beauty that WWE have employed over the last few years? Fucking A.

 

I would imagine that this extraordinary hit-list of Vince's, has included many women from all corners of the globe, and left the big man with many different fucking strategies and styles. I agree with what you guys say about Vince running his mouth while he's on the job, and I bet the guy even provides play-by-play cummentary as she's got his grapefruits in her mouth.

 

I'm sure he will take a real interest in the different, foreign fucking styles which these ladies are unleashing upon Vince, and I've no doubt that he will devote a nice section of his on-the-job play-by-play live commentary on the scientific style of British wrestling when he was pounding a British tart in the past like Layla ;

 

"Here you see....ladies and gentlemen, whilst my wonderful physical specimen that is ex-brit Layla, sucks on my leather grapefruit balls,

the brilliant technical skills of British wrestling, which is quite different to that of our own, and is much more of a 'Snatch-as-Snatch-can'

style of professional blowing."

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That didn't last long:

 

Some tabloids are reporting that after Stacy Keibler cryptically wrote on Twitter how much fun she was having in Lake Como, Italy, a resort area George Clooney reigns over, the reclusive A-list actor told her to pack her bags and leave.

 

The former Miss Hancock has since returned to the United States as she was spotted Thursday at Los Angeles International Airport fresh off a flight.

 

Life & Style reported Wednesday that Clooney had begun dating the former WWE Diva after recently splitting from model Elisabetta Canali. His rep, however, told Yahoo's The Famous blog that he had not heard of the alleged romance.

 

"George is finishing his movie and I haven't had any way to reach him for the past several weeks," Stan Rosenfield told The Baltimore Sun, noting that Clooney never talks about his personal life.

 

Another source added that his "fling is purely for fun."

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Put it to use

 

Fucking hilarious.

 

As far as Clooney goes, we're not talking about a 'Wrestling-business type stud' like Batista, Clooney's a few grades above him, as we can see here with Miss Keibler. Chances are, he'll be banging someone equally as hot as her in a few weeks or something.

 

Another source added that his "fling is purely for fun."

 

Translation = Mr. Clooney rattled the arse off Miss Keibler, hammered her head firmly into the headboard, spunked all over her, and told her to fuck off."

 

Fucking sex monster.

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