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Well, that certainly explains why Ashley is slightly cock-eyed. If Vince is half the swordsman that they say he is, then it's wonder that she isn't blind.

 

QUOTE (Ian_hitmanhart @ Aug 3 2011, 22:33)

He was shagging Ashley Massaro on the evidence that 1) Paul London hinted at it 2) Matt Hardy said Vince was shagging one of his ex-girlfriends 3) She got high profile gigs on Survivor and Smallville even though she was one of the least talented people in the business 4) Dave Lagana walked in on Vince fingering her on the office table.

 

Where did Lagana say that?

 

 

There was a two-page article detailing the events in WWE kids magazine.

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He was shagging Ashley Massaro on the evidence that 1) Paul London hinted at it 2) Matt Hardy said Vince was shagging one of his ex-girlfriends 3) She got high profile gigs on Survivor and Smallville even though she was one of the least talented people in the business 4) Dave Lagana walked in on Vince fingering her on the office table.

 

Except #1 #2 and #4 didn't happen though, did they? This is turning into the UKFFs version of the sleaze thread.

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I bet Vince McMahon makes a lot of noise during sex, and pulls hair. Like one of them ostentatious, uber-macho porn stars who grunt a lot and say 'COME ON YOU DIRTY BITCH! GRRRRRR! DO YOU LIKE THAT? DO YA? ...SHUT UP! I'M GOING TO COME ON YOUR FACE. WANT ME TO COME ON YOUR FACE? ..SHUT UP!'

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I bet vince had a go on fabulous moolah back in the day

That would explain why he repackaged her as spider lady

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I bet Vince McMahon makes a lot of noise during sex, and pulls hair. Like one of them ostentatious, uber-macho porn stars who grunt a lot and say 'COME ON YOU DIRTY BITCH! GRRRRRR! DO YOU LIKE THAT? DO YA? ...SHUT UP! I'M GOING TO COME ON YOUR FACE. WANT ME TO COME ON YOUR FACE? ..SHUT UP!'

I bet he screams "YOU'RE FIIIIIRREED!!!!" when he's releasing his mighty McLoad and "BIIIIG BACKBODY DROP!!" when he's firing from behind.

 

Erm... "WHAT A MANEUVER!"

 

Ok, I'm not proud.

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I bet he screams "YOU'RE FIIIIIRREED!!!!" when he's releasing his mighty McLoad and "BIIIIG BACKBODY DROP!!" when he's firing from behind.

 

Erm... "WHAT A MANEUVER!"

 

Ok, I'm not proud.

 

"HA HA! UNBELIEVABLE!"

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