HappyWanderer Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Junkyard Dog and Bam Bam Bigelow might be two of the finest names in the history of wrestling. I dont see how they are stupid. They are pro wrestlers, not contestants on the Apprentice. Â If naming a grown man after your average animal (and his full name rather than just a nickname) isn't stupid then The Red Rooster would also be a great name. Neither "dog" nor "rooster" comes across as something that can be taken as seriously as say "The Black Scorpion", or "The Viper" which both carry an heir of menace. Â "Bam Bam" sounds like something a two year old would come up with, hence why I don't rate it as intelligent. I maybe could've accepted it if it had been used for someone with a comedy caveman gimmick who carried a club, wrestled in furs and grunted in interviews. Â Other crap names - Â Mabel = sounds like someone's Aunty. Â 2 Cold Scorpio = wtf? Â Carlito Caribbean Cruise= at least that got shortened pretty quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted July 8, 2011 Moderators Share Posted July 8, 2011 Carlito Caribbean Cruise= at least that got shortened pretty quickly. Â It was Cool, not Cruise. Also 2 Cold was an awesome name. He was super cool you see, hence he was Too Cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyWanderer Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 It was Cool, not Cruise. Also 2 Cold was an awesome name. He was super cool you see, hence he was Too Cold. Â Was it Cool? Ah then I stand corrected. Â Super cool? Too Cold? I'm obviously just not down with the kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Rob Lowe Posted July 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted July 8, 2011 If naming a grown man after your average animal (and his full name rather than just a nickname) isn't stupid then The Red Rooster would also be a great name. JYD doesnt refer to a shih tzu though. Â A junkyard dog is some tough fucking beast you keep tied up in your scrapheap to tear up anyone thats stupid enough to climb over the fence to nick your cooper wire. "He was tough as a Junkyard Dog". Its an awesome name, one of my favourites ever. The guy was absolutely beloved too, so the Red Rooster comparison doesnt work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 It was Cool, not Cruise. Also 2 Cold was an awesome name. He was super cool you see, hence he was Too Cold. Â I'm with Butch on this one, 2 Cold was and is a fucking awesome name. And I'm saying that as a strangle victim of his... Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted July 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted July 8, 2011 I'm with Butch on this one, 2 Cold was and is a fucking awesome name. And I'm saying that as a strangle victim of his... By the look on 2 Colds face, you used the old finger up the bum trick to release your head from his mighty grip. Does it work on wrestlers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted July 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted July 8, 2011 By the look on 2 Colds face, you used the old finger up the bum trick to release your head from his mighty grip. Does it work on wrestlers? Richie's into that sort of business. It works on wrestlers, co-workers, milk men, the postman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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