Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted June 9, 2011 Moderators Share Posted June 9, 2011 By god I want to tap Carol Vodermans hot ass  Have you been mixing Viagra with those sherbert and Red Bull cocktails? This thread, the Chyna thread, the Vickie Guererro bikini thread - just crack one off over some Gilf porn and get it out of your system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JohnnyChimpo Posted June 9, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 9, 2011 I think fits into this thread quite nicely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Missus not putting out dangerously420? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimo the great Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 At least they picked someone with an arse, i see another pic of Pippa Middleton's nonexistence arse i'll rip my own eyes out  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted June 9, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 9, 2011 I think fits into this thread quite nicely... And this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted June 9, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 9, 2011 Â To quote a mate. "I'd eat the shit out of her arse with a wooden spoon" Â I probably would too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffy Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I'd quite like to roughly sodomise her with no lube, and without giving her a chance to stretch out before I started pounding it. I'd probably lick it a bit first before hand too. Dunno about tapping it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Miz Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 After I take off her top I would give her two in the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted June 9, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 9, 2011 After I take off her top I would give her two in the bottom. Â I'd nail it then give her a stern talking too about how much of a prick she came across on Question Time. The nail it again WWWYKI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Should've given it to Michelle Keegan, though I suppose no one notices her arse due to her amazing chest  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikeymike83 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 The arse on Carol Vorderman at her age especially is absolutely cracking. Â What the hell is this love for Pippa Middletons arse and looks all about anyway? You wouldn't look twice at her in the street and she has the bum of a young child. Even when bent/squatting in the church it looked horribly bony and flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 The Pippa Middleton scum sheet love is almost as bad as their Cheryl Cole obsession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted June 12, 2011 Moderators Share Posted June 12, 2011 What the hell is this love for Pippa Middletons arse and looks all about anyway? You wouldn't look twice at her in the street and she has the bum of a young child. Even when bent/squatting in the church it looked horribly bony and flat. Â It's like when everyone would go on about Kylie's arse all the time. Nothing remotely notable about it, other than it being there, between her legs and her back, like everyone else. The emperor's new arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted June 12, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 12, 2011 They should be featuring pictures of that dress she wore, seeing as it's due all the credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikeymike83 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 What the hell is this love for Pippa Middletons arse and looks all about anyway? You wouldn't look twice at her in the street and she has the bum of a young child. Even when bent/squatting in the church it looked horribly bony and flat. Â It's like when everyone would go on about Kylie's arse all the time. Nothing remotely notable about it, other than it being there, between her legs and her back, like everyone else. The emperor's new arse. Â I'd agree with the ridiculous amount of coverage Kylie's got/gets but compared to Pip's, there surely can be no comparison? Kylie's was at least fuller, for her height at least. No idea how its aged or whether shes gone to dieting lengths to shrink it cos its almost like a stunt arse in reflection from Spinning Around to present day. In that it no longer resembles Kylie's of a decade ago now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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