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I've eaten a phaal.

 

I ate a Satans Ashes curry, it is the only time in my life where I've woken up sweating in the night after eating something, convinced i was going to shit the bed, I wasn't right for 2 days afterwards Satans Ashes

The hottest thing I've ever had was the chili sauce on a kebab in Manchester. Took me totally off guard, and I still had pins and needles in my tongue the next morning. My teeth were itching, it was mental.

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Hung out at Roger Taylor and Brian May's (Queen) respective houses

Had lunch with with Isaac Hayes

Had dinner with Johnny Cash

Went on the piss around various bars/strip clubs in Memphis with Kid Rock

Had a BBQ and hung out with Jerry Lee Lewis at his ranch

Been in a proper porn film (not some amateur shit)

Told Jimmy Page to go fuck himself (not proud of that one)

Threesome in Vegas

Sung with the TCB band (Elvis' backing group)

Been on the QE2 and The Orient Express

Got caught up in a riot in Rome and got pinned against a wall by three machine gun weilding cops who I thought were going to shoot me

On that same trip got to see parts of the vatican not ever seen by the normal public

 

:cry:

 

 

 

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Right, fuck the lot of you, I'm going out. For a curry. A really, really hot curry.

I've eaten a phaal.

That must be a phaalacy.

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The best bit was everyone else wanting to try a bit, and then going bright red and breaking out in sweats.

 

Sounds like a night with Abi Titmuss.

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Hung out at Roger Taylor and Brian May's (Queen) respective houses

Had lunch with with Isaac Hayes

Had dinner with Johnny Cash

Went on the piss around various bars/strip clubs in Memphis with Kid Rock

Had a BBQ and hung out with Jerry Lee Lewis at his ranch

Been in a proper porn film (not some amateur shit)

Told Jimmy Page to go fuck himself (not proud of that one)

Threesome in Vegas

Sung with the TCB band (Elvis' backing group)

Been on the QE2 and The Orient Express

Got caught up in a riot in Rome and got pinned against a wall by three machine gun weilding cops who I thought were going to shoot me

On that same trip got to see parts of the vatican not ever seen by the normal public

 

How? Who are you?

 

Honestly, reading some of the stuff in here depresses me.

 

After August I will have eaten in at least 2 of the places from Man vs. Food. This is honestly the most exciting prospect of my life right now.

 

I'm just a really, really lucky son of a bitch who somehow got a really, really cool job! It took over 10 years of doing the shit though before I got to do any of that cool stuff. And a few of those things I blagged. A few more (fuck it - I've done some fantastic things so I'm going to brag):

 

Been interviewed for CNN and a local US station

Appeared on ITN news at 10 and BBC 2

Spent my Birthday week for three years in a row in Las Vegas, staying at the Hilton and getting paid for it.

Been pretty much all over Europe and the US for my job

This August will spend the entire month in the US (Atlanta, Nashville, Memphis, Hawaii, Los Angeles and San Fransisco)

Been to several Gun ranges on my travels and fired everything from Glock 9s to Tommy Guns

Worked as security to Michael Ball on several occasions (that one is a bit strange)

Been drinking with a Heavy Metal group called Hell Yeah (I think thats who they were) if anyone can tell me more I'd be grateful

Worked with legendary rock photographer Mick Rock

Was chaperone, driver etc. for a couple of days for Freddie Mercury's sister

 

Had a vindaloo - my eyes watered like fuck and I had to leave it

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Been drinking with a Heavy Metal group called Hell Yeah (I think thats who they were) if anyone can tell me more I'd be grateful

 

Hell Yeah are kinda well known cos Vinnie Paul (Pantera) drums for them, also the Mudvayne singer is in the band.

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My list is unbelievably less impressive but...

 

- Argued with a Land Rover owner in the middle of Southampton (he nearly ran me over so why not tell him what I thought)

- Played chicken with a goat.

- Broke up a fight in a nightclub three times (I'm quite proud of that)

- Pulled a cart full of hay strongman style

- Held a baby turkey hatched 2 hours earlier in my hands

- Held hours old baby rabbits in my hands

- Held a giant rabbit in my arms

- Won a 200m race in my school sports day despite being a fat bastard.

 

That's probably about it, the rest of my list would be 'tried but nothing came of it'.

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- Helped deliver a child

- Been "egged" by an old lady whilst an old man swung for me

- Saved a woman from potential rape

- Found a dying bird in the middle of the road and nursed it back to health

- Jizzed in my own face whilst with a lady

- Masterbated in a police cell

- Threw a cactus at someone from a moving vehicle

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Slept with two different women in the same day.

Related to the above, I've had two women after me at the same time. Not as fun as it seems, believe me.

Travelled a lot around Europe. Been to Japan too.

Indulged in a wide variety of substances.

I've wanked in the toilets of every company I've ever worked for.

Porked a woman fifteen years older than me. Best I've ever had if I'm being honest.

Move out of parents house (and my country) when I was 20. Looking back, it took a lot of balls to do that. Best thing I've ever done though.

 

I'd say I'm most proud of that last one.

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Been on two dates in the same night, was unintentional, the second one my mates set me up on as a bit of a surprise.

Been in the same room as Chris Benoit.

Chatted over a beer with Muhammed Hassan and Snitsky.

Done abseiling, rock climbing and flying fox.

Collaborated with an author to help write a science fiction series, unfortunately it wasn't commercially successful.

Rarely fight, but when I do I make them worthwhile, knocked out an amateur boxer and a security guard.

Driven a jetboat across Sydney Harbour. Seriously magical.

Got invited to an afterparty with T-Pain, sadly I couldn't go as my lift to the concert had to take her 15 year old sister home :(

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