Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted May 16, 2011 Moderators Share Posted May 16, 2011 Rattling coins = a homeless might hear. Keep that shit locked down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bettencourt Posted May 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 16, 2011 Rattling coins = a homeless might hear. Keep that shit locked down. Â Nah I love to antagonise them. I make sure it's extra jangley when I walk past! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgermonster Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 When I go to the toilet I wash and dry my hands then either wait at the door until someone else opens it or I use a piece of tissue paper to hold the door handle when opening. I also preffer to wash my bum after a crap rather than just wiping the stuff off with a bit of paper and pulling up my pants. I mean, if you got some on your finger would you just wipe it off and leave it at that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtainTwitcher Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Well, no, but you don't eat your sandwich with your anus do you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted May 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2011 In trousers, wallet in the right hand pocket, phone in the left. If I'm wearing a jacket though, wallet in the inside pocket, and phone in the right hand trouser pocket. Â If no jacket, but I don't need my wallet with me, phone in the right hand pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted May 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2011 In trousers, wallet in the right hand pocket, phone in the left. Â Other way round for me. It's always been this way, and I've never considered changing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 17, 2011 Moderators Share Posted May 17, 2011 Well, no, but you don't eat your sandwich with your anus do you?! Â Â This, as a punchline taken out of context is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I have quite a few: Â - My alarm in a morning has to end in a "7". Currently its set for 7:17am. Â - I have to eat meals in order. For example if its a cooked breakfast; Bacon, Sausage, Hash Browns, Egg then mop up the beans with the toast. If its a Sunday Roast; Yorksire puds wit veg, potatoes wit veg (always the veg wit something, never on its own), then finally the meat. Â - TV Volume has to be either 10 or 15, because they were my squad numbers at uni for football and cricket. Â - I have to put 3 pieces of chewing gum in at once when driving. But only 1 piece in any oter situation. Â - I "click" my middle knuckle on my right and a lot. Don't know why. Just that one. Â - Any plug socket that is left switched on without a plug in it has to be turned off. Â - Wallet in back right pocket. Phone front left. Keys front right. Nothing back left. Don't like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted May 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2011 Wallet left pocket, keys & change right pocket, phone back pockets, no exceptions or I'll feel uncomfortable. Â When I'm nearing the end of meal I have to ensure I've got a bit of everything for each remaining bite so if I've got a piece of meat cut into 3 small pieces I have to have the same 3 pieces of veg so each mouthful is identical. Â I have to be wearing a watch, even if it's not working. Same with a belt, even if the trouers fit fine without I'll still have to wear one. I feel naked without. Â If I don't drink a can of strong lager as soon as I wake up I'll feel really shaky & ill all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philo_Vance Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I have quite a few:Â - My alarm in a morning has to end in a "7". Currently its set for 7:17am. Â - I have to eat meals in order. For example if its a cooked breakfast; Bacon, Sausage, Hash Browns, Egg then mop up the beans with the toast. If its a Sunday Roast; Yorksire puds wit veg, potatoes wit veg (always the veg wit something, never on its own), then finally the meat. Â - TV Volume has to be either 10 or 15, because they were my squad numbers at uni for football and cricket. Â - I have to put 3 pieces of chewing gum in at once when driving. But only 1 piece in any oter situation. Â - I "click" my middle knuckle on my right and a lot. Don't know why. Just that one. Â - Any plug socket that is left switched on without a plug in it has to be turned off. Â - Wallet in back right pocket. Phone front left. Keys front right. Nothing back left. Don't like it. Â This, except comb goes in back left. If I accidentally get it wrong I panic when I can't find things. Â Also, if I'm waiting for someone to pick me up or to go out, I have to repeatedly go to the loo, just to make sure I don't need to while I'm out. Same goes at wrestling shows/gigs etc, I'll repeatedly go before the show/in the interval, whether I need to or not. Sittingbourne IPW regulars will be able to verify this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted May 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2011 In trousers, wallet in the right hand pocket, phone in the left. Â Other way round for me. It's always been this way, and I've never considered changing. I can't have something in my left hand pocket if there's nothing in the right. It makes no sense though, as if my phone's in my left pocket and it rings, I'll pass it into my right hand to answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 17, 2011 Moderators Share Posted May 17, 2011 I do the same with my phone - goes in left pocket, answered with right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The British Bushwacker Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 If im opening both front windows on my car they have to be the same, couldn't have one half open and the other completely down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockbus Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I freak out if my elbows don't feel the same. If I bang one, I have to bang the other to the point where it feels identical, if I hit that one too hard, I have to hit the other one again to even it out. If they're different temperatures, I have to even things out... I just pray I never fucking break one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soretooth Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 When I write my shopping list I have to have the items grouped on the page according to category. Upper left: fruit and veg, upper right: meat and items from chilled aisles, lower left: toiletries and household cleaning items, lower right: tins, packets and jars. If I write something in the wrong place I start again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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