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#1 Devon Malcolm

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 19:46

I thought we could do with an off-topic version of this and I thought I'd kick it off by wondering if anyone else had spotted PC Garfield from The Bill in his biggest starring role since that show - in the latest Jaffa Cakes advert? He hasn't aged a bit! Time I bought that The Bill boxset, I reckon.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 20:05

I bought an external cooling fan for my laptop. 2 of the blades have broken off it and since then it oscillates with a most agreeable frequency on my lap.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 20:07

I thought we could do with an off-topic version of this and I thought I'd kick it off by wondering if anyone else had spotted PC Garfield from The Bill in his biggest starring role since that show - in the latest Jaffa Cakes advert? He hasn't aged a bit! Time I bought that The Bill boxset, I reckon.


He's been in the news a bit lately for knockiing up Hannah Waterman and leaving his wife for her.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 20:09

I thought we could do with an off-topic version of this and I thought I'd kick it off by wondering if anyone else had spotted PC Garfield from The Bill in his biggest starring role since that show - in the latest Jaffa Cakes advert? He hasn't aged a bit! Time I bought that The Bill boxset, I reckon.


He's been in the news a bit lately for knockiing up Hannah Waterman and leaving his wife for her.

How ugly must his wife have been to leave her for the Lion from Wizard Of Oz

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 20:10

I thought we could do with an off-topic version of this and I thought I'd kick it off by wondering if anyone else had spotted PC Garfield from The Bill in his biggest starring role since that show - in the latest Jaffa Cakes advert? He hasn't aged a bit! Time I bought that The Bill boxset, I reckon.


He's been in the news a bit lately for knockiing up Hannah Waterman and leaving his wife for her.


Ooh, naughty boy. I bet McVities are delighted.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 20:12

Gladstone who is the girl in your avatar? I know you answered it before but i didn't take note.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 20:14

Gladstone who is the girl in your avatar? I know you answered it before but i didn't take note.


It is Mellisa Clarke :love:. And when you type her name, she is ALWAYS to be accompanied by a :love:

NSFW, by the way, that link.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 20:22

Thanks When I type her name I think i will be accompanied with tissues.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 20:30

I just thought about making this thread around 30 seconds ago. On my life. Clicked on here and there it was.

Just seen the Nat West advert. It makes me laugh when they talk about their independent reviews. "Nothing hidden, just the facts"

Gladstone who is the girl in your avatar? I know you answered it before but i didn't take note.


It is Mellisa Clarke :love:. And when you type her name, she is ALWAYS to be accompanied by a :love:

NSFW, by the way, that link.

Fucking sensational. Awesome link.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 20:40

I thought about it too. Honestly, whilst laying in bed the other night. But I couldn't be arsed to turn the laptop on. I've nothing more to add at this point.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 20:43

Garfield was one of my favourite Bill guys.

Obviously Reg Hollis was the best, and fuck anyone who doesn't get that.

Him, Tony Stamp, and Dave whatshisface, along with Polly who I really wanted to shag in her uniform even though she wasn't that fit. And preferably to the Bill theme tune.

Speaking of the Bill theme tune, anyone who doesn't like the full version is a proper gay. For the benefit of anyone who doesn't want to sit through it, skip to around 44 seconds:



Seriously, those 10 seconds or so are the BEST THING EVER. I'm not embarassed to say I dance every fucking time like I'm Reg on LSD.

Lol Im such a dick, I apoligise I did say that sorry to Britfan for my comment, Ill try & think before I type next time lol.


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Posted 18 April 2011 - 20:50

Dave Quinan. Watched Will Mellor's new sitcom White Van Man earlier. It had the blonde one in it who played Samantha Nixon's daughter. Reminded me how much I wanted to shag Mum and Daughter.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 21:05

I never liked The Bill, it was in there with the "London's Burning? Fucks Sakes!" as a child. However, I had plenty of time for Soldier Soldier. I had an all new respect for Tosh in later years though. A girl from school's mam looked like him, sans stache. Some woman off The Bill was in Pobol Y Cwm the over week with Terry off Emmerdale as well.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 21:13

Anyone remember watching Tosh Lines at school in the show 'Starting Out' it was some series each of which had a moral dilemma - we used to watch it in RE. He played the dad and I think it started with the family moving into their new house. I think the son was a skinhead and I seem to re-call one episode had the daughter doing magic mushrooms. I'll have a look on youtube for it when I can be arsed.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 21:50

I never liked The Bill, it was in there with the "London's Burning? Fucks Sakes!" as a child. However, I had plenty of time for Soldier Soldier.


London's Burning was total shit, with the exception of sick-note and that time a propane bottling plant exploded.

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end. Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend. You give me the horrors too bad to be true. All of my tomorrow’s are lousy coz of you. You put the Shat in Shatter, Put the Pain in Spain. Your germs are splattered about, your face is just a stain. You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag. Do us all a favour, wear this polythene bag. You’re like a dose of scabies, I’ve got you under my skin. You make life a fairy tale, Grimm! People mention murder, the moment you arrive. I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive. You’ve got this slippery quality, it makes me think of phlegm, and a dual personality I hate both of them. Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay. Please, please, please, please, take yourself away. Like a death a birthday party you ruin all the fun. Like a sucked and spat our smartie you’re no use to anyone. Like the shadow of the guillotine on a dead consumptive’s face. Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race. You went to a progressive psychiatrist. He recommended suicide before scratching your bad name off his list and pointing the way outside. You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown better pull yourself apart. Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss. Your attitudes are platitudes, just make me wanna piss. What kind of creature bore you? Was is some kind of bat? They can’t find a good word for you but I can TWAT.