matbro1984 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 This is clearly the "make up some utter bollocks" thread isn't it? Â I had a fight in school once when I was 8. It was punches. Just punches. Not even good ones. I got a black eye, then I cried. Â That's the only honest response you'll get here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JohnnyChimpo Posted April 9, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 9, 2011 Well I can't vouch for Ian's story, but mine is 100% true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angle_fan Posted April 9, 2011 Author Share Posted April 9, 2011 Where's the bollocks in this thread, I apologise for being open about using a submission or two in a real situation. I just wanted to get some other opinions that's all. I'm not going to be challenging for the UFC title any time soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted April 9, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 9, 2011 Mine wasnt true. It was an ankle lock not a Tongan Death Grip. In fact it was Angle_Fan who put me in it. I also lied about the girlfriend part. Just wanted to make him feel better about his 9 stone self, poor love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 9, 2011 Moderators Share Posted April 9, 2011 This is clearly the "make up some utter bollocks" thread isn't it? I had a fight in school once when I was 8. It was punches. Just punches. Not even good ones. I got a black eye, then I cried.  That's the only honest response you'll get here.  Woman. When I was in the womb I sparked a 12 year old, and his big brother had a go at me. He must have been 6'5" if he was a day. Needless to say I quickly gave him a leg sweep, got his back and Kata Hajimed him to fuck. And where is he now? Fucking dead. I'm here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 If someone tried to ankle lock me during a fight, I'd just stand up and enzuigiri the shit out of them. Piece of piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 9, 2011 Moderators Share Posted April 9, 2011 Fuck that, turn the hips and put him in the crippler crossface. You'll well make him tap out in a real fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angle_fan Posted April 9, 2011 Author Share Posted April 9, 2011 Considering the fact that I've always respected you're opinions Ian, I can honestly say that i'm disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rob Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Considering the fact that I've always respected you're opinions Ian, I can honestly say that i'm disappointed. Are you calling Ian "opinions"? Are you saying he's not real? Better get that ankle lock ready bro, 'cos I smell a fight brewing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mole Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 It was not in a real fight but I have put a 10 year old in a full nelson and they dropped to the floor crying, granted I was 28 but it still counts. I was actually 10 as well and we were just fucking about but it must have hurt like fuck, given how long he was crying for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 The full nelson is a bastard. There's 4 years between my big brother and myself and when we were little 'uns we would wrestle all the time. I say wrestle, he'd beat the shite out of me and I'd keep going back for more would be more accurate. Every single time he'd put me in a full nelson and I could never get out of it. The big arsehole wouldn't let me go until he could see tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 9, 2011 Moderators Share Posted April 9, 2011 The full nelson is a bastard. There's 4 years between my big brother and myself and when we were little 'uns we would wrestle all the time. I say wrestle, he'd beat the shite out of me and I'd keep going back for more would be more accurate. Every single time he'd put me in a full nelson and I could never get out of it. The big arsehole wouldn't let me go until he could see tears. Â Torture Rack. Pure fucking hell. He's 6 years on me my big brother. He had pubes, I was 7. I used to cry like a fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Been in a few fights over my 4 decades, can't say I've ever used a submission unless a headlock counts and never seen anyone in a pub or club brawl do one either, in a drunken heat of battle, I can't see anyone applying any type of hold, its all flailing arms, flying glasses and the odd flying kick to someones back. If I was to use a Submission should the need arise and I could get it, it'd be a guilotine and hope his lights go out before he rips my ballsack off. But real life fights are never anything like Wrestling or MMA anyway. Â I'm waiting for someone called Austin_Fan to post about how they got in a spot of bother in a boozer and ended up stunning 5 people for the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted April 9, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 9, 2011 Went for a Test Big Boot once and slipped over on my arse. Can't remember how the rest of the fight went as it was 10 years ago. I can't imagine it going well for me though seeing as I was laying on my back in the mud, reeking of shame and embarrasment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truthofsin Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 The only submission style move i ever have or would use in a legit fight is a front face lock.. Although i would love to witness a fight where someone breaks out the old Kona Crush head vice lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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