King Pitcos Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 He's very specifically got a belly. Otherwise he's in good shape. I remember him claiming a year or so ago he had some sort of gut problem... perhaps he wasn't lying? The videos of him stuffing his face with chips suggest otherwise though. About five times since then, he's bragged about solving the gut problem and getting in the best shape of his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted January 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 28, 2011 About five times since then, he's bragged about solving the gut problem and getting in the best shape of his life. The gut is beautifully shaped though. Its a nice barrel-esque shape. If you look at it long enough, its like the plant of Little Shop of Horrors. If it could sing blues and doo-wop songs, it would be great for TV. Â Matt's playing a Jeff side-kick role at the minute, which is the best role for him on the show. TNA dont even pretend that he isnt the shittest one out of the two. The formular is: Jeff runs up the ramp and Matt gets a kicking. Great career move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happ Hazzard Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 When you make your name as a good-looking teen idol, and get pops for years for taking your shirt off during matches, it's no surprise that fans will start to turn on you a bit when your physique isn't what it once was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted January 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 28, 2011 He should get on the juice and get on a diet of pills and coke. Get that gut off him. That should make the Figure4 Board~ happy. For all this anti-steriods, its damaging our business stuff, the sheet writers and followers aren't half getting on his back. Even though a lot of them say "what should the look matter", poor @MATTHARDYBRAND is getting some stick off them isnt he? Yet it was all "why is Samoa Joe's push ended?" when he turned into an even fatter bastard than he was previously. Its not unlike people getting elbowed in the face by Japanese blokes, and people saying its OK. Poor Matt. Raw deal or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 joe is from Samoa hes allowed to be fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffingtonClyro Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 joe is from Samoa hes allowed to be fat  That's like saying Welsh people are allowed to look like spackers. You disgust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happ Hazzard Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Has there ever been a non-fat Samoan in wrestling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted January 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 28, 2011 The Rock wasnt fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgi86 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Has there ever been a non-fat Samoan in wrestling? The Usos spring to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happ Hazzard Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Has there ever been a non-fat Samoan in wrestling? The Usos spring to mind. I guess so. They're only young though. Is their mother Samoan as well as their father? Â Rikishi was comparitively svelte back in his early days in wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freaky Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 joe is from Samoa hes allowed to be fat  I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat. He's got a weight problem. What's the nigger gonna do, he's Samoan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happ Hazzard Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I was going to put that but I thought I'd get lambasted for dropping the n word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Genius Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Is it just me or at first glance does he look like Bret Hart in that picture. To be fair to the lad he's kinda hunched over which never looks good. Â But then why be fair to the lad when he's such a c@nt. Â He obviously has NO pride he got a job back with the WWE cos somebody was banging his girlfriend (and ervyone felt sorry for him) and now he's got a job at a company because his brother got it for him (the job his brother took because the old one didn't leave him enough time in his schedule to deal drugs). Â Maybe he should do all Jeff's speed supply and come back when he's burned off every bit of that body fat with a new gimmick of being a recreational drug user and going into Toxic shock, puking fitting foaming at the mouth and bleeding from his ears and nose and then being rushed to hospital as his finisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt Stevens Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 He didn't look too bad last night. He was pale and out of shape but his gut has gone down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gossy Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Fat or not, he's still a down syndrome, gimmick-legged, Gene Simmons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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