ben dover Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I used to superkick cupboard doors shut until one day i just came out the shower and went to superkick the cupboard door shut but since my kitchen floor is tiles i slid and fell flat on my arse lmao plus my GF is always going nuts cause i try to suplex and rko on my bed so se puts me in a headlock and stunners me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael_3165 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I always always always hit my nan with a few forearm shots to the back whilst she cooks haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffy Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I killed my wife and child a little while back, then hung meself in the gymn. Fun times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted January 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 15, 2011 Sometimes when I'm walking I find myself looking maliciously, taking a run up and punting thin air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 15, 2011 I thought he was referring to the northern way of referring to the mid-day meal as "dinner" (rather than "lunch"), when other parts of the country wrongly call the evening meal that. Â Fixed. Amen. Â Carbomb, you southern tosser! Â You fackin' norvern munkey. Â I didn't say it was wrong, by the way. I generally tend to slip into northern habits when visiting my mum's family up in West Yorks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paultravellfan Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Quite often I sneak up behind my brother. If he doesn't notice me there I always, without fail, put him in the masterlock until he "taps". If he turns around I fake giving him an RKO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 I didn't say it was wrong, by the way. I generally tend to slip into northern habits when visiting my mum's family up in West Yorks. Â Please elaborate! Â I killed my wife and child a little while back, then hung meself in the gymn. Fun times. Â Jesus man that's fucking dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 17, 2011 I didn't say it was wrong, by the way. I generally tend to slip into northern habits when visiting my mum's family up in West Yorks. Â Please elaborate! Â Maybe it's like when John Barrowman goes back to Scotland and starts talking like a Jock. Carbomb drinks his tea out of the saucer instead of the mug like Compo in Last Of The Summer Wine and says "By 'eck!" a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 17, 2011 I didn't say it was wrong, by the way. I generally tend to slip into northern habits when visiting my mum's family up in West Yorks. Â Please elaborate! Â Maybe it's like when John Barrowman goes back to Scotland and starts talking like a Jock. Carbomb drinks his tea out of the saucer instead of the mug like Compo in Last Of The Summer Wine and says "By 'eck!" a lot. Â A little. Every time I'm around northerners, I end up with a slight northern lilt in my speech, and I have to make a conscious effort to switch back to normal. Â I always drink my tea out of the saucer, though - last time I drank out of the cup, I got the spoon in my eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiralTap Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Im sure this thread has been done before, infact I think I started it but anywoo! Â Starting chain wrestling in the line at Subway often (but not always) gets a few funny looks, esp when you each add faceisms and heelisms to it like "Now ive gott'em" and "Shut up and sit down old man" before the other person starts randomly clapping or trying to tag in the next person in line. Â Good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted January 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 17, 2011 My 10 year old sister made me scream in agony just before christmas. Â I was laying on my stomach, on the floor, playing Connect4 with my youngest sister when I felt a dull ache at the base of my back followed by a stabbing pain along my spine. Turns out she had put me in a Sharpshooter and was really leaning back, to the point that she was almost sitting on my neck. Â Bitch made me cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiralTap Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 My 10 year old sister made me scream in agony just before christmas. I was laying on my stomach, on the floor, playing Connect4 with my youngest sister when I felt a dull ache at the base of my back followed by a stabbing pain along my spine. Turns out she had put me in a Sharpshooter and was really leaning back, to the point that she was almost sitting on my neck.  Bitch made me cry.  Was it a 'Hart' or 'Rock' type shooter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 I get into bed everynight with a nice Hogan legdrop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfoote Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Caught myself at work earlier, performing the COBRA!!! on various light switches...and realised I'd been doing it at home too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 A group of my mates went to Prague for a Stag do dressed as wrestlers. They had a Bulldog, IRS, Mankind, Ultimate Warrior, Scott Steiner and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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