Peacekeeper Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 (edited) Ok so it's been about 5 years since I posted on this forum, but I love threads like these... Â So here's my story... Â I met a girl on a dating website last year, she was a nice enough person, had a kid which didn't bother me too much as it was still young. She looked a bit like Thandi Newton, which was never a bad thing. So we agreed to meet up and go for a drink, I picked her up from her house and took her to the local pub which was down the road. Â As soon as she got in the car I could tell something wasnt right, she was slurring her words slightly and was a bit out of it. She said she had had a couple of glasses of wine before comming out as she was nervous. "Ok" I thought, thinking to myself that I should make sure she didn't drink much more. We get to the pub and she wants a large glass of rose wine. I go to the bar and she heads outside for a fag and said she would meet me out there. I deliberately ordered a small glass and gave the excuse that they didn't have any large glasses. She jokingly tells me it's because I'm cheap, but says next time she will have 2 small glasses to make it up to a large one. Â We sit outside and she chain smokes and goes through a 10 pack easily. She was a nice enough lass and we were getting on ok, she was laughing at my shit jokes and seemed responsive, if a bit pissed. We have a few more drinks and she manages to keep at a stable level of drunkeness. She says she fancies going back to my place, but first she wants to buy a bottle of wine and then head to hers so she can "pick up a few things". I try to discourage her from buying the wine but she is adamant about it, so begrudginly i buy the bottle from the bar (a Edited November 15, 2010 by Peacekeeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted November 15, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted November 15, 2010 Holy shit, that's a tale of woe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bAzTNM Fan Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Peacekeeper wins. Flawless victory. Babality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted November 15, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted November 15, 2010 Wow, I was going to post one but there's no way I can follow that. Holy shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted November 15, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted November 15, 2010 Wow. Just, wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted November 15, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted November 15, 2010 Game over man, the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Can we add a new UKFF award for most messed up true story or something just for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted November 15, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted November 15, 2010 Can we start another thread, and just pin this one to the top of the internet? I don't think I want my shitty date story to be in the same thread as Peacekeeper's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matbro1984 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 That is just... Â ... Â wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Dent Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 That is fucking mental, you just couldn't make that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasider Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Boycie Posted November 15, 2010 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 15, 2010 Peacekeeper you've outdone me mate. What a fucking nightmare! I salute you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra Kid Mark Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Can we add a new UKFF award for most messed up true story or something just for that? No because then we will have an influx of people posting fake stories. Â Have I told you lot about the date I went on with Britney Spears which resulted in her shaving her head bald the next day? Crazy night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 You should've pedigreed her and then put her in the Walls of Jericho, like I did to some chavs at the park who called me a greeb when I was seventeen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted November 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted November 16, 2010 it's always nice to come second in an epic post thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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