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Coming of Age - BBC3


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you are fucking kidding me, who recommissioned this fucking shite.

 

I watched the first ever episode the other day. It was called "B...lowjob". Verrrrry WITAY.

 

The show starts with two lead characters having anal while doing homework, there's talk of having a "comfort wank" in the library. One of the characters is Welsh (cos they iz funneh), there's a character called DK who fancies and I quote "fat mingers who let me put my jam in there doughnut" which is then followed by a million fat jokes (not a million, but it felt like it). By the way I should point out here to explain the plot of this episode it mainly hubs around the students planning on sucking there teacher off so they can get better grades.... ANYWAY back to the roflcopter, a male character then says he has "Men Problems" involving "bleeding out my knob" and "plugging a pencil into my japseye", YES you fucking read that. Following more hijinks with DK in which he raps about something to do with cock and women's "twats" and all of the characters continuously making fat jokes, we then have the teacher being confronted by female lead character Jasmine Brown (possible relation to Divine) who wants her E grade changed to an A.

 

She pitches her idea by saying she wants to make him "E-rect and E-Jaculate with her F-tits" (somewhere John Cleese is loading shotgun into his mouth) as we saw some hilarity as she leaves him in the pool naked to be caught by the whole school. FUCKING LOL eh............ LOL. And as for our mate DK well to get this fat girls attention by throwing and I'm not kidding, a pork pie at her window and then reading her a poem. I have decided to re-print the poem in verbatim just so you can get the downright hilarity of it all.

 

Roses are Red

You are very Fat

Invite me Inside

And I'll lick your Twat

 

It's safe to say nobody needs to read the Whitsun Wedding's after this.

 

So "Coming of Age" has somehow managed to go for not just one series but for TWO bloody series with an average of 1 million viewers. 1 MILLION people watch this show, greatly amused by the hilarious episode titles including "Dick and Fanny", "I Suck Coppers", "Up the Botty" and ahem "Pussy Boy". I don't fully comprehend the brain disabling aspect of "Coming of Age". It's not a show that makes you lose IQ points, it makes you go flat out retarded, I've become more stupid after watching it. I don't know right from wrong, I'm so stupid after watching it that I actually wrote a massive rant on it. "Coming of Age" is a fucking awful show, it's the most dire show I have possibly ever witnessed, I hope everyone involved in it dies and there bodies are then piled up and set on fire as an example that nobody ever tries anything like that again, fucking tossers... good day to you all.

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I cant stand this crap and same with 2 Pints of Beers and a Packet of crisps or whatever its called. Non of it seems funny at all and extremely annoying.

 

Its the same with Celebrity Juice. Daft as it sounds I call it Low IQ comedy (sorry if it offends anyone).

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Can you write a review of every episode? Your post was an almost infinite amount more funny that the actual program.

 

Here here. Chilli-Dog, I DEMAND you watch every episode and recap it for us. Think of it as public service!

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I might review every episode to let everyone know how Hannah Job's top cobblers were looking. Because they almost make Coming Of Age worth watching. Good work, Chili Dog!

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It really is the worst attempt at a comedy I've ever seen. And I'm not saying that just to try and make a point, it really is a horrendous TV show that should never have been green lighted in the first place. I'm all for people enjoying whatever they like but anyone who finds this funny really is a fucking idiot.

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