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Looking very good there MAT.

 

I really want a baby i just need to find a girl who wants one aswell.

 

 

Who would want a kid with someone who takes drugs? :rolleyes:

 

Mark Croft

 

At least name a female.

 

 

Courtney Love

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KooKoo - Why would you want people snapping pictures of you whilst going through all that pain? Seriously I went through all that last week and if I aimed a camera at my Mrs. and said "smile honey, heres one for the UKFF" she would have attacked me. It was like a scene out of The Exorcist.

 

:laugh:

 

But to be fair, there have been alot worse posted on here over the years.

 

Like that picture of ToiletDuck looking cool on what seemed to be a girls bed. I think it was ToiletDuck anyway, if he's the one that looks like Carrot Top.

 

ToiletDuck IS a girl, The "carrot top" is Tommy! i think.

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HAPPY CONCEPTION DAY BABY DYLLAN!!!!

 

ok, so, its not a birthday but i still think that its just as special.

 

Dyllan has been a little life for a year today :)

 

And little did i know at the time that my life is about to change in a big big way!

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HAPPY CONCEPTION DAY BABY DYLLAN!!!!

 

ok, so, its not a birthday but i still think that its just as special.

Please dont celebrate this every year. You'll embarrass the poor lad, especially if you start throwing parties for it.

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HAPPY CONCEPTION DAY BABY DYLLAN!!!!

 

ok, so, its not a birthday but i still think that its just as special.

Please dont celebrate this every year. You'll embarrass the poor lad, especially if you start throwing parties for it.

There are actually some batshit people on Livejournal who do this and some of their children are teenagers :confused:

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Congratulations on the anniversary of this great, and life changing shag.

 

Now tell us, was it doggy style? any fun forplay stories?

Actually, it was a quick missionary one before my nightshift! :laugh:

 

You would actually tell people this???

 

ARE YOU FOR REAL?????

 

tastyburger.jpg

 

Thing is, in my experience people make out the day of their childs conception (if they know it) to be this wonderful, exciting, romantic love fest, when in reality its actually no different to any other time they have had sex, or even worse lol

 

These people are bullshitters i tell you :p

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Congratulations on the anniversary of this great, and life changing shag.

 

Now tell us, was it doggy style? any fun forplay stories?

Actually, it was a quick missionary one before my nightshift! :laugh:

 

You would actually tell people this???

 

ARE YOU FOR REAL?????

 

tastyburger.jpg

 

Thing is, in my experience people make out the day of their childs conception (if they know it) to be this wonderful, exciting, romantic love fest, when in reality its actually no different to any other time they have had sex, or even worse lol

 

These people are bullshitters i tell you :p

 

No I just meant generally telling a group of random strangers exactly when and in what position your offspring was conceived, just seems a tad strange to me, but hey different strokes for different folks I might give it a try, I just had unprotected sex with my girlfriend, I putit on her face so I dunno if thats going to make a baby, but fingers crossed....I'm hoping for a boy!

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Congratulations on the anniversary of this great, and life changing shag.

 

Now tell us, was it doggy style? any fun forplay stories?

Actually, it was a quick missionary one before my nightshift! :laugh:

 

You would actually tell people this???

 

ARE YOU FOR REAL?????

 

tastyburger.jpg

 

Thing is, in my experience people make out the day of their childs conception (if they know it) to be this wonderful, exciting, romantic love fest, when in reality its actually no different to any other time they have had sex, or even worse lol

 

These people are bullshitters i tell you :p

 

No I just meant generally telling a group of random strangers exactly when and in what position your offspring was conceived, just seems a tad strange to me, but hey different strokes for different folks I might give it a try, I just had unprotected sex with my girlfriend, I putit on her face so I dunno if thats going to make a baby, but fingers crossed....I'm hoping for a boy!

lmao! :laugh:

I'm just very open about things, admittedly too open, but i dont give a crap. lol

We all do it, so why not share it?

 

.......nope, im not going to change it.

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