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I'm so glad it's not just Dyllan who has turds that should belong to a dinosaur. He blocks the toilet about once a fortnight, one time it was so bad I nearly had to call a plumber. 

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18 minutes ago, tiger_rick said:

a Pint of Lager vs. a dribble of Baileys

Ralf Little was in that, wasn’t he? 

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It takes ten minutes to get to nursery, so we aim to leave the house at 8:50. We often fail.

This morning we're dressed, the episode of Postman Pat finished at 8:47, so all was good. Then....

"Daddy, I need a poo!"

"Come on then, into the bathroom"

Gave him a few minutes.

"Are you done?"

"Not yet"

A few more minutes.

"Are you finished?"

"Not yet"

Tick tick tick tick. A few more minutes.

"Have you finished yet?"

"Not yet"

Another couple of minutes.

"Daddy!"

"Yeah?"

"I was pretending to have a poo!"

😳

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Poor lad is traumatised now that McDonald's has closed.

Extra Eugene Tooms points for the weird video glitch at the end that makes his head stretch into something slightly unsettling.

 

 

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These two of mine doing some alleged self isolating.

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Can everyone understand what Waffle The Wonder Dog says? Or do they all just hear woofs and are talking back to him like we all do with pets?

Having an argument with my 7 year old.

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50 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Can everyone understand what Waffle The Wonder Dog says? Or do they all just hear woofs and are talking back to him like we all do with pets?

Having an argument with my 7 year old.

Everyone can understand him.

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Honestly, what is it with Cbeebies dad's punching above their weight? Waffle dad, Topsy and Tim dad and Woolly and Tig dad all doing well for themselves.

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So Wifey and I discovered this morning that we are pregnant with our first child! 

Really excited but have no idea where to start with getting anything sorted! 

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