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Of course this place is full of up themselves arseholes. Thats what the internet is here for in regard to the wrestling community. People who have no talent and are so bitter that they will never make it in the Wrestling business that they need to come here and vent their bile. Well on the subject of talentless people if everyone else can have a say why can't I throw my rancid opinion into the ring:Lister bitches and moans about gimmicks in this place yet his of being 'the most knowledgable man in Britain' is quite simply bollocks. Wow you were in Beyond The Mat and used to write the occasionaly piece in Powerslam - who cares? You weren't the only Brit who made the trip to see Funk's retirement and you weren't the only prick who felt letdown a few months later. You were nothing to that magazine in comparison to Butcher or Chatra that's why you post here to make yourself feel worthwhile. Duz yur plane Engerlish campaign inklude the wurd Cunt? Are you giving refunds for the piece of shit you call a book. I remember hearing years ago possibly from yourself you were scribbling down all ECW results from the Observer and Power Slam and what you have essentially done is get some arsehole publisher with more more money than sense to publish these. You write like you were there for it all and you bloody weren't. You've guessed alot of it and filled in the gaps with lies which you have later apologised for. Yawn it's about as interesting as you.Freaky Jason seems to post whore more than anyone and yet the John Tickle lookalike gets away with it because he bothers to host a shitty internet radio show 3 times a year. Also rumour has if you do a search through Gaydar you will find not 1 but 2 profiles for him. Bet he wishes to keep that delicious secret to himself.Tiger Rick supports 17 football teams at last count and knows about the same amount regarding that sport than he does about wrestling. Honestly man why do you bother? You can't decide if you want to be Mr.Popular or Most Hated. You are a ball hair away from confusing yourself when it comes to the shite you post. You must and I mean must have to read everything you post 3 or 4 times just to remind yourself which controversial point or side you have taken.StingerSplash hates everything and everybody yet has to buy everything pre order with a 50p off coupon. Why can't you post something positive instead of the shite that you ususally do. Why do you even come here when you must notice everyone hates you. When you went into exile [i swear this is the last post I will make-yeah sure you prat] the trees of UKFF looked greener,the air smelt sweeter and life here was that little bit bearable. Now your back its like every other arsehole miserable banal cunt has decided to follow you.Ally Clarke is a total cock and anyone who has read any of the nonsense he posted during the Benoit case will agree with. Mab! needs! to! lay! off! the! punctuation! and! stop! deciding! which! former! children's! presenter! turned! paedo! is! the! greatest! Herbie - Oh Herb did you once help promote a show? You never make mention of it.Also there are so many non entities on this place that have amassed an unbelieveable number of posts yet not one of them posts anything of any note. Ultimo and Haraga I point my fat digit at you!From what I can see there are a few decent helpfull chaps here. The joke about Majik being old was funny like 2 years ago. Good luck to the chap with his shop I say after all any new business can be a pain in the arse to start up [as I found out] let alone a niche one like that. It does look well from what I've seen even if it looks exactly like the one in Dublin!Klown seems to be helping people realise their dream of booking tickets to Mania and giving advice on travel arrangements etc which is nice considering every year there are twats who hold their cards close to their chest then brag and post that they have Row A ticket 1 yet are going by themselves. Wow you must be great fun to be on holiday with.Mo is a brilliant writer when he isn't wittering on about UFC or MMA. Go on Mo give us another slice of Puro gold. Bully Martin into letting you write a retrospective on Kawada's career.The G when not promoting his lair of filth is an interesting chap who always has the Raw review up for me to print off and read on my way to work on a Tuesday morning. He seems to be on the ball with relevant news.Neil is a good moderator and will no doubt have this topic closed and my account banned within seconds. Anyways I'm gonna go back to watching The Mighty Boosh and scribing my next letter to Power Slam. I can't decide which website to target next. Maybe Meltzer's Observer. After all they tend to post the truth in an interesting and insightfull manner. The bastards.

Honestly i dunno if its trolling or flame baiting or whatever internet colloquialism you wanna call it or who it offends or upsets or whatever but that was the funniest post i have read in aeons, I dont care if the thin skinned mods or whoever ban me whatever reason but I found that post to be highly amusing, in fact post of the year worthy. :laugh:

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Bubble Ray, that was a tremendous promo. Bubble Ray vs Lister in a "Loser leaves UKFF" match would be quality. Lister would own you. :p I'm intrigued though, only 2 posts and you seem pretty familiar with the members. Second account?

Edited by Shane O' Mac Version 2

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Re-edited because Haraga answered my original post:I was pointing out that most of what was written about me by this foul-fingered newbie was weak, uninspired pap.

Edited by freaky_jason

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It was a profile of a homophobe. I mean, the guy had a good post, and I laughed quite a bit, it has to be said, but his bit on you was fucking crap.There IS some awesome stuff in that post though.

You were nothing to that magazine in comparison to Butcher or Chatra that's why you post here to make yourself feel worthwhile. Duz yur plane Engerlish campaign inklude the wurd Cunt? Are you giving refunds for the piece of shit you call a book.

A bit harsh, and I don't dislike Lister, but that's terrific.

Ally Clarke is a total cock

All sorts of true.

Mab! needs! to! lay! off! the! punctuation! and! stop! deciding! which! former! children's! presenter! turned! paedo! is! the! greatest!

Tell me that aint funny.

Also there are so many non entities on this place that have amassed an unbelieveable number of posts yet not one of them posts anything of any note. Ultimo and Haraga I point my fat digit at you

Amazingly enough, the bastard's got a point ! Even I don't know how I've met the 3,000 mark. Okay, I post most of my stuff in the Scottish show threads, but, 3,000 ? Close to 4,000 ? Ultimo DOES post some decent stuff though.Overall, it was a good, if unfair post, but the freaky_jason stuff pissed me off to no end.

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christ its not people like freaky and haraga the guy should be having a go at its me...has he not read my older posts god im a tard at times on this place.as for lister i met him last friday night and he seems sound.

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