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FelatioLips last won the day on October 1 2017

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    WHAT PLAY YOU!? Version 2.0

    So the new Super Smash Bros for Switch is officially named Super Smash Bros Ultimate and is insane. It's like a massive fan service. Every single playable character from previous Smash games is back in it, including characters that haven't been in it since the Gamecube like Pichu and Young Link, it has Snake and Ice Climbers back in it, all the DLC from the last game including Bayonetta and Cloud, plus new characters Daisy, Inkling from Splatoon and Ridley from Metroid. People have been practically begging for Ridley since the Wii game, maybe earlier, and Sakurai outright said he didn't want to put Ridley in but the fans have been demanding it forever so he did. It's got an arseload of old stages, items, assist trophies, plus new ones obviously. It has Gamecube Controller compatibility. The gameplay engine is re-done to include new techniques and updated looks and movesets and meta-data for pretty much every character. There's new Amiibos for all the new characters and it's compatible with every previously released Amiibo, even ones that weren't made originally for the Wii U Smash. Release Date confirmed as December 7th 2018. He said in the Treehouse gameplay video after the E3 Direct though as much as this was basically it for the Smash series as it has literally everything in it and he can't see himself topping it.
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    What have you been watching on (proper scripted) telly?

    I thought the Season 4 Remix that Netflix has up is infinitely better than the original Season 4, but a handful of episodes into Season 5 and it's all over the place. You're right, there's no chemistry, and a lot of it is really oddly scripted. I think I've heard every main character say "shit" at this point, and the whole Michael/George Michael thing is just a mess. The only things that actually seem to work are the one-note characters like Gob and Tobias, but without the rest of them pulling their weight it's very weak.
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    UFC 225: Whittaker vs Romero 2

    He'd make a good poster on here the size of that big wimpy meltdown he had.
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    WHAT PLAY YOU!? Version 2.0

    Dead by Daylight was £11 in the PSN sale last week and after having a few goes round my mate's I snatched it up. It's pretty fun, worth the £11 but I'd argue not the £25ish regular price. I sunk a load of hours into Friday 13th before realising the developers don't know their arse from their elbows and were never going to fix the plethora of issues it has, or they would try to and massively break the game elsewhere (which was commonly what happened). After hearing the massive engine update they've promised for around a year just obliterated the game to the point it's a broken unfixable mess, this seemed like a good alternative. It's got a lot less going on, but it does make it much more tense. The maps are smaller, the teams are smaller and killers are super beefed up; but it encourages team work and tactics which F13th never did. It's got the licensed DLC for SAW, Texas Chainsaw, Elm Street and Halloween but it gives plenty of free content too so it feels fair. At this point if I was going to buy one of the two, it'd be DbD.
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    WHAT PLAY YOU!? Version 2.0

    Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze is as near perfect I've played for a platforn game.
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    WHAT PLAY YOU!? Version 2.0

    Played Mother Russia Bleeds start to finish round a friend's house earlier. It's ok. It promises "Streets of Rage meets Hotline Miami" but sadly doesn't peak as high as either of them. The Beat-Em-Up mechanics and tropes aren't as polished as you'd want and the difficulty spikes massively on bosses and then dips back down for normal enemies. If you're going to call your game "like Streets of Rage" then it needs to be at least as good as SoR when it comes to gameplay, and it isn't. It's also not as violent or simple as Hotline Miami. It's rammed with gore, but it's limited to shooting heads off and one fatality-style move per character. There's a lot of opportunity for environment kills or a bigger moveset for characters, but it doesn't bother aside from the odd boss. It also has quite long levels, so it's not as easy to pick up and play. It's only £2-odd and it was worth every penny of that, but it's not something I'd go back to. Forgettable soundtrack and very samey levels, it's imbalanced in 2 player and doesn't offer anything to go back to like say Castle Crashers or Hotline Miami. You can unlock extra powerups to use in the game other than heal or rage mode, but you have to play the Arena game mode, which I assume is just waves of enemies.
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    The Ongoing Celebrity Spotting Thread

    A lad at work always goes on about having a key over the weekends, but aside from adults bragging about doing drugs being kind of pathetic, I have no idea what he means by it so whenever he brings it up, I always just picture him snorting powder off his house keys, which to me is a pretty sad way to spend a weekend.
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    What gigs are you going to in the next few months?

    I've no idea. They did rollcall the band afterwards but I can't remember names.
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    The Official UKFF RAW Thread...

    I said as much the same last week. He's a very odd, offputting person.
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    What gigs are you going to in the next few months?

    Sparks and Beck in Bournemouth tonight were unreal. Jesus. I hurt all over from singing and dancing. So glad we made the trip.
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    Minor news items that don't deserve a thread

    So was Albert. Being over in Japan is more of an insult than a compliment.
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    Minor news items that don't deserve a thread

    Is Io Shirai actually good or is she rubbish like Karai Sane? Because she is offensively bad. I don't think I've seen weaker offense from a male or female superstar in my entire time watching.
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    The Post A Pic Of Yourself Thread V2

    Nice one Butch. Really well done.
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    The Celebrity Sexual Harassment and Rapists Thread

    The thing is where do you draw the line between harrassment and just being yelled at? Because this sounded like one incident, and other accounts have stated Walter was guilty of doing the same thing to another actress. Without knowing what was said and why it's hard to say in this case, but I wouldn't personally class one incident of being yelled at as harrassment.
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    Minor news items that don't deserve a thread

    Haha I do! I'm not sat here glad he's in physical pain or anything! I'm just happy he's buggered off for a while.