Jump to content

FelatioLips

Paid Members
  • Content count

    5,773
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    3

FelatioLips last won the day on October 1

FelatioLips had the most liked content!

Community Reputation

-4 Poor

About FelatioLips

  • Rank
    The Hero of Time
  • Birthday 01/15/1990

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Not Telling
  • Location
    Hyrule

Recent Profile Visitors

11,965 profile views
  1. Smackdown Discussion Thread

    They're definitely putting the belt back on Jinder. Not much funnier than wanting the belt on someone but not wanting them anywhere near a Big 4 PPV.
  2. Survivor Series 2017 Reaction Thread

    It wasn't a bad event by any stretch, but for such a strong looking card I wouldn't say any of it properly delivered aside from AJ vs Brock, but that was marred by obvious booking due to the point-keeping. The main event looked to be something special but they ruined it by eliminating all of the new blood except Braun. It was hard to digest a 2017 Main Event that came down to Kurt Angle, Triple H, Randy Orton, John Cena, Shane McMahon and Braun Strowman. Admittedly they're some of the names that probably drew interest in the first place because nobody surely is tuning in to see Finn "Oi love me Legos" Balor or Bobby Roode, but they shouldn't be the focus of the show. Watched it round my mate's and we could see the finishes and results coming a mile off, but it was still fun to watch for the most part. Nothing more confusing though than a company slagging off one of its shows as a B Show and then booking it to lose every important match on the card. It'd be like if Gary Linekar told everyone not to bother watching the second half of Match of The Day because all the shit teams were playing. One thing I will give it though is that Braun Strowman came out of it looking like the scariest man alive when he was choking HHH and HHH looked like he was legit crying and terrified. I felt bad for him!
  3. NXT - Post NXT Takeover discussion in progress

    Velveteen Dream is a revelation. Adam Cole and the gang were not. As bad as I expected them to be. Women's match was the worst on any Takeover I can recall.
  4. WHAT PLAY YOU!? Version 2.0

    Avoid negative launch, sucker buyers in and then add it all back in when you can't get a refund and the initial buzz has died off. Screw them.
  5. WHAT PLAY YOU!? Version 2.0

    No doubt back online for Christmas. If this was a permanent take down then that's fair enough, but it's clearly a massive lie.
  6. Doomed anecdotal megathread #2

    I've walked out of a bunch of shite jobs for less than that. Quit Uni first time round too. I wouldn't beat yourself up about it, things do get better.
  7. Smackdown Discussion Thread

    Roode hasn't had a great match since he started in NXT. He's too old now to go properly it seems, he'll shine in multi-man matches and gimmick matches I imagine.
  8. WHAT PLAY YOU!? Version 2.0

    Persona 5 was my standout single player game of the year and I didn't spend a penny on extra content, got 80 hours out of it without doing everything.
  9. WHAT PLAY YOU!? Version 2.0

    WWE 2K18 is like this but you can't buy points. You can however buy a £20 season pass. Traded it back in and I'm done with them.
  10. WHAT PLAY YOU!? Version 2.0

    So Star Wars Battlefront II looks to be an absolute hoot, and EA are losing their minds about the reaction to it. I'm not sure of the order of events, but this is a collection of shitty events by a shitty company. 1. Star Wars Battlefront II has an awful freemium-like progress system where content is unlocked through loot boxes in a random order. The game comes with a bunch of Heroes locked behind the in-game points system, including both Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker. They cost 60,000 points each to play as, and completing the campaign (5-6 hours long) will bag you 20,000 of these points. So to make up the other 40,000 you have to play online, however you earn apparently earn so few of these per match (I've heard roughly 100 tops) that it takes dozens of hours to essentially unlock the two main characters of the franchise. You can however buy the points with real life money, and this is encouraged if you want to play as these characters. 2. To avoid having reviewers shit on them, EA send reviewer-specifc copies to the media where the total points needed to buy a character is drastically reduced, This way the reviewers don't see this scam hidden in the game. However IGN must have severed ties with EA lately as they're not attending press events or getting review copies, so they get the bullshit retail version and in their review in progress state: 3. The EA Community Manager or someone like that from their PR Team goes into Reddit where people are already piling on this game and states the following: This is now currently sitting as the most downvoted comment in Reddit History at about 650,000 downvotes. Admittedly now it's a running joke, but initially that score legit bombed downwards because of the pissy cop-out answer and the lack of owning up to just being greedy 4. Someone discovers that not only is it a grind to get points to unlock things, but they hit you with a maximum you can earn in a time and you have to wait 3 hours to earn more 5. On Twitter, EA staff call fans "Armchair Developers" So an actual Developer creates a bot so those who have played the game can sit and earn credits without playing by having a bot twitch their mouse and mash the respawn button every 10 minutes. 6. EA slash the cost of Heroes in-game, but fail to notify everyone that they also slashed the amount you can earn. So now while everything costs less, you earn equally as little to unlock it. Campaign now rewards you with 2000 points instead of 20000. Fans realise this and the backlash continues. 7. So many people are asking for refunds online that not only do the poor EA chat minions sound utterly defeated but EA remove the refund button from their site to try and control the damage so now you have to ring them to get one. There's probably more, but this seems to be the most furiously contested release of a game that I can think of and EA are handling it awfully. I quite liked the first game but it was super bare-bones and justifiably reduced to bargain bins sharpish. I was interested in this one until I heard of the progress system but it's far worse than I could have imagined and it seems nobody is really happy with it.
  11. LPW Dec 2nd

    In Your House?
  12. Agatha Christie's Paige discussion.

    I still find it bizarre all this talk of people taking advantage of her like she's not capable of just fucking up herself without it being someone else causing it or encouraging it. Some people on this board have a really fucking weird obsession with her.
  13. Toilet Graffiti

    Snapped this driving through Glasgow back in August. What a massive shit hole that place is.
  14. The Celebrity Sexual Harassment and Rapists Thread

    I didn't see too much about that one compared to others. Didn't he grab a handful or something years back? I suppose it's not quite the scoop compared to some of the other gross stuff going down. edit: Just had a Google and it is pretty bad yeah. Still not getting your dick out at any woman you see or forcing yourself on underage boys, but still bad.
  15. Top Twitter

    I like his recipes. Tried a few at home and they're decent and easy to follow.
×