IANdrewDiceClay

That'd bring a tear to a Japs eye that would.

He is a twat, but he's a fantastic wrestling TV performer and there are much bigger twats than him. Jericho for instance is a Meltzer stooge whose horrible behaviour never gets reported on and is clearly a small cocked weirdo who has a problem with the fact he isnt 25 anymore.

Wrestlings filled with dickheads, and in reality he isnt in the top/bottom 500 of them, considering most of them kayfabe how much of a scumbag they are for profit. And most of them dont  know what good behaviour is considering they only stopped being pals with Marty Scurll and Joey Ryan in public, because it might hurt their pocket. Wrestling is a cunt business. Punk is intolerable, but at least he's not a nonce.

That is all for "Wrestling Is A Low Bar" with me, Ian Clay.

To be fair when it comes to cocks, that's the most UKFF in context you can get.

But there was no sodomy. Serious stuff apparently.

3 minutes ago, Gus Mears said:

So did Gangrel tucking into cheese and onion at the petrol station genuinely happen then? Have me and countless others been worked for the past decade?

Sports Direct will never not be the place ajmcstyles took his trainers back whilst wearing them.

I did it again! And I have nobody to thank. WHOOOOO!

Someone sent me this earlier. I hadnt seen it before.

Poor sod. From up in my neck of the woods, too. Had a genuine face, and just liked his Gateshead and his wrestling. Witnessed a Steve Agnew free kick by all accounts, that was apparently better than Roberto Carlos vs France (according to Gateshead fans.) Thoughts are with his family.

36 minutes ago, SpiritOfTheForest said:

Qatar could very well become The Rangers of the World Cup on this evidence.

They were holding up signs saying "Big Gustavo Knew" after the second goal went in.

Apparently Andrade showed up to work (after Sammy Guevara and said they were going to scrap on twitter) and sparked the cunt. Tony Khan is a proper thick fucker. Another fight in his dressing room and he had fair warning.

The "get a figure of yourself and Ric" gimmick worked out hilarious. Although there may never have been a better likeness of Ric Flair.

Apparently the Young Bucks went up to Punk shouting the odds after the media scrum, Punk twatted the balding one, a chair got thrown and Ace Steel bit Kenny Omega.

Now, will Tony have the balls to suspend or fire some of these cunts? Because poor Eddie got a suspension just for a pie face.

Exposing Cabana for having a bank account with his Mam, tells be there's some benefit scam going on there, though.

Punk always been a hypocrite. Most of these wrestlers are. Its why nobody will touch the PWG library ever, because its filled with so many n-words, r-words, f-words and everything else under the sun, you wouldnt want it exposed. Like everyone favourite commentator acting like he's disabled.

5 hours ago, gmoney said:

Saw Bret Hart at some services on the M4! He wanted a pumpkin spiced latte in Starbucks and they didn't have it so he looked fucked off.

Imagine the trouble I'd have been in if the SPAR only had Quavers, when Gangrel was there?

Found dead in his apartment aged 41. 

4 hours ago, Chili said:

Say what you want about AEW but they've not dropped an employee to their death. 

Neither have WWE. McMahon would have dropped himself to his death before classing any of the wrestlers "employees."

The dumpster spot  looked terrible and nearly injured the Gunn Club. Horrendously prepared stunt.

Ric Flair isnt you usual 73 year old. He's got a pacemaker, he had a stoma bag fitted and has to wear a shirt because his guts are in bits. He's not a bloke who is in good shape and goes jogging to keep himself fit. He's someone who struggles to walk down a ramp. He should never have been in there.

I thought he died about 6 times during it. Still not convinced he's not dead and worked by a remote control. Wrestling is dumb at the best of times, but Flair is a thick cunt. 73, pacemaker, guts chopped, no stregnth, essentially your Grandad walking up a steep bank and he's cutting his forehead up. Definitely in the minus-stars if anyone has the balls to rate it.

Cried my fucking eyes out with laughter when someone shouted "Thank You Wendy" after he revealed his wife had to change his bag 3 or 4 times a day. I've never laughed harder, and I'm ashamed of myself for it.

It was a train wreck, but as someone said on twitter, it was like Dean Martin's Roast compared to the Iron Sheik one.

HELLO MR TAXMAN! TAXMAN TAXMAN TAXMAN!

As most expected, its him running for cover, rather than him being like "well, I've had my run!"

3 hours ago, wandshogun09 said:

Maybe he was right after all.

BOMBSHELL TONIGHT!

Bet he was a right hardnut in his day.