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    I was fucked the other night and couldn't be bothered to turn on the oven so I folded one of those raw pizza express pizzas you can get from the supermarket in half and put it in the george foreman grill, it was definitely edible, better than expected actually but not as nice as cooking it properly.
  2. DVDs and Films You Have Watched Recently 3 - The Final Insult

    American Assassin was hilarious, I had no idea what to expect going in except Michael Keaton was in it and I've always loved him. It was a proper action movie for blokes, it had no heart or character development of any kind and was 95% about guys shooting Arabs. Having said that, as a violent film with a simple premise full of clich├ęs it delivered. It's incredibly violent and is rated 18 for violence which reminds me of the good old days. Obviously Keaton was great too, as a complete psycho, top covert assassin trainer.
  3. 2017 Clog-Popping Thread

    Legendary horror painter Basil Gogos has died, I'm gutted, he's one of my all time favourites
  4. 2017 Clog-Popping Thread

    That's an excellent age to reach but what a great loss, Repo Man is one of my top 5 ever. "the life of a repo man is always intense"
  5. The Metal/Punk/Rock Thread

    I have no idea why UK rock festivals haven't been trying to book the reunited Misfits, I'd kill to see them and I know loads of others feel the same. King Diamond would be a great Bloodstock headliner with someone more commercial on one of the other days.
  6. The Mae Young Classic

    "I learnt everything from The Great Khali" has got to be one of the worst boasts I've heard in a while. Can anyone recommend any good matches from Abbey Laith as whoever she was before this? Gotta agree with Punkstep that there's something really appealing about her. Did they mention when the next stage of the tourney is happening or being aired?
  7. The Mae Young Classic

    I've really got into this show now, can't wait for the rest, really enjoying the diversity of physiques, looks and styles. It's a shame Taynara Conti went out in the first round, she's lovely and I thought she was gonna go far. Also Tessa Blanchard does a great job of being ugly and hot at the same time.
  8. The Mae Young Classic

    The first four episodes of this went up today and it's pretty much what I hoped it would be, I love the format of picking a favourite then watching them have a sudden death tourney match and there's a great variety of looks and styles which keeps it interesting. My wrestling fandom is currently at a low ebb and my attention span for it is shit so it's perfect. All my favourites seem to be facing each other though which is a bit of a bummer. The commentary is pretty rough but I can't think of anyone who'd be better than a beloved wwe hall of fame diva and someone who's considered one of the best announcers ever.
  9. Comic Book and Superhero movie & TV discussion.

    That's exactly how I've always felt, the Tick has always been one of my favourites and I really like Serafinowicz as well but Patrick Warburton as the Tick is just unbeatable casting, he's as close as it gets to a living comedy cartoon character. I'd say him as the Tick and Gerard Depardieu as Obelix are two comic roles no one on earth was better suited for. Serafinowicz is being as good as he possibly could be as well, he's just let down by his saggy depressing face.
  10. The Mae Young Classic

    For many it's probably going to be one giant piss break but I'm really looking forward to the Mae Young Classic. I've always enjoyed all kinds of women's wrestling and the cruiserweight tournament they did was my favourite thing in wrestling for ages. I love the format and I'm fully expecting this to be great. These are apparently the first half of the entrants, a couple of names sound vaguely familiar but I don't really know any of them, who should I be looking out for? Mary Kate, Evie, Lacey Evans, Julia Ho, Zhao Xia, Taynara Melo, Danielle Kamela, Demi Bennett, Kairi Hojo, Marti Belle, Bianca Blair, Kimber Lee, Thea Trinidad, Nixon Newell, Sarah Logan, Mia Yum & Victoria Gonzalez
  11. This is like my 4th topic about Superhero movies, sorry I'm obsessed but thought you might want to see these. Green Lantern's suit will be entirely CG for the whole film, it's all post production, on the set Ryan Reynolds is just wearing a grey bodysuit with light markers on it. I don't want to sound like a fag but I think it's a shame they did that with GL's suit because Ryan Reynolds definitely has the physique to wear skintight lycra. I hope it looks better in the movie than on that pic. that picture of Thor pisses me off, I know Hopkins is a big star but having him massive with Thor looking scared in the background with his hammer drooping down is no way to reveal a character as intense as thor, also Thor doesn't have bare arms, WTF? is that dude even muscular enough to play Thor? Also all the armour looks cheap and I hope Thor and Loki wear helmets in the film like they do in the comic. Why does Thor look scared? He should be gritting his teeth and swinging his hammer!