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  1. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Niasse is my new hero. My new Naisy. Frozen out, not given a locker, told to train with the kids, essentially bullied by that Koeman swine and never once complained. Sat with the fans at home and away games, showed incredible professionalism, resilience and positive defiance against your man, got a begrudging chance and shoved it right up Koemans bollocks. The man has warmed me heart. Raging I picked next week's game to go over to instead of this...
  2. General Movie (Film for snobs) News Thread

    Thought it's as good a place to pop this here as any. Found a YouTube channel - akin to the Wrestling Shoot Interview one where the titles are 'slightly' ajar - that's full of Audio Commentaries. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgCcHygvKQVfS5So921_FZA/videos I'm thoroughly enjoying the one for 'Man vs Rock' on my lunch here...
  3. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Koeman out
  4. Comic Book and Superhero movie & TV discussion.

    The fucking nick he's in! Surely that's prosthesis like Perlman had, because there's no way he's packed on that much size without "assistance". Either Harbour has only discovered at 42 that he has incredible Anthony Joshua-like genetics, or he's been talking to Billy Jack Haynes. I'm very envious here. Bitter, even. That is astonishing, if legit. He's bigger than Arnie in his pomp. Look at the fucking arms and delts on the cunt??!?!
  5. Comic Book and Superhero movie & TV discussion.

    Dat Der Celltech... Merciful hour!
  6. DVDs and Films You Have Watched Recently 3 - The Final Insult

    Matthew Fox was tremendous in Bone Tomahawk. He should do more stuff but he's unfortunately always going to be known as That Cunt From Lost and/or Party of Five. Haunted me though, that scene. Yep.
  7. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Paddy Power round my way does be a hoot of a Sunday. 90% of the clientele resemble Jack Hackett and have bits of dried sick down their brown check tweed jackets while trying to scrawl their hopes on an unstable counter with a pen that's far too small. Do you know who - to me, personally – typifies everything wrong with football and where it all went wrong? Winston Bogarde. That was the start of the modern day brat. Van Persie, Adebayor, Tevez and the likes followed suit. But Winston Bogarde...him.
  8. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    I had bottles of piddle thrun at me at the Riverside.
  9. DVDs and Films You Have Watched Recently 3 - The Final Insult

    I thoroughly enjoyed It. I smiled and shite my bags in equal measures throughout, so job done and a well done job too. I thought the kids were brilliant and much more likeable than their predecessors, and although you can't out-Curry Tim Curry, I actually enjoyed Skarsgård's performance more. Really did. Tim Curry's Pennywise was fantastic and began my obsession with clowns (helped along the way by Mr.Bungle) and I've never understood the fear of them until one particular scene in this remake which was genuinely the first time I’ve ever been unnerved by a so called “scary” clown. It was during the Although the goodwill of that terrifying image was sullied by Pennywise 8/10 from me. Loved it. And Houchey, Unbreakable is one of my all time fave movies. I absolutely adore that flick. Got me through some shit times, that one did.
  10. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    I was at Stamford Bridge a few times but my first - in 1998 for an Everton/Chelsea game - was very intense. Your fans were right on top, Stavo. Very, very intimidating place to go as a fan then. Real white hot, hair on the necker backer stander upper stuff. Have been since, for cup games and the like, and you still have that section of loyal lunatics, but yeah, have noticed it's gotten progressively tamer, atmosphere wise, which is a shame, as it's a wonderful, old fashioned ground and pitch. It still looks like it does be rocking on Champions League games I do watch on the box, though. Sorry Brewster, completely ignored Arsenal. That must be awful to sit back and endure. Every time I turn on any sports podcast it's an Arsenal fan kicking off with Wenger Out. Must be absolutely soul destroying to hear that constantly and I've always had a soft spot for your mob. Spurs fans were great from the off yesterday. Was talking to a few outside the ground before the match (went over with my mate who's Spuds)...absolutely buzzing, and rightly so. Absolutely ridiculous talent in that team. The pace of them on the break was frightening to watch live.
  11. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Got home from Liverpool yesterday and it was an awful thing to watch. Everton were absolutely spineless, guileless and leaderless out there. Incredible, considering the like of Williams, Rooney, Baines and Klaasen were on the pitch, but there’s an awful lot of new blood and they do need time to gel. But I really think I’m falling out of love with a game that has basically consumed me most days since I was a child, as that fucking crowd on Saturday were poisonous. Lansdowne Road was bad on Tuesday, but this was on another level. Before kick-off, down the Park End, all I could hear from near and far was moaning and sniping and griping. I mean, have a fucking moan after the game, but literally from the first kick of the game the crowd were all over the players’ backs. I stood there baffled. Sandro’s first touch let him down once and all around me all I could hear was vile abuse and “Waste of fucking money” being shited out of everywhere. I’ve said it before, sometimes being at Goodison is like being in the crowd watching Lisa Simpson and her band perform Born to Runner Up. It’s absolutely astounding, the entitlement of modern day football fans. I think it’s at most grounds now though, as I’ve a Geordie mate who won’t go to a Newcastle home game because of the negative atmosphere around the ground and I’ve been to Stoke where the fans seem to be on the teams back from the off as well. To be fair though, I spent a lot of the game developing a nervous twitch, looking at Koemans sour head, so I have my moments...
  12. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Off to start making my way into Lansdowne Road in about ten minutes for the match. Fuckin' pots are absolutely gone all day...
  13. 2017 Clog-Popping Thread

    It’s very sad about Walter Beckers’ passing. I’m a huge fan of the Dan and Fagens’ solo work (Beckers’ solo work in fairness, not so much) so this one has made a serious dent on me. Have tickets for both upcoming Dublin shows, so on a personal, selfish level, I’m gutted I won’t get to see those two wonderful, glorious men perform together again. The albums Aja and Two Against Nature along with Fagens Nightfly and Kamakiriad are in my top ten albums of all time as I don’t think I’ve heard more perfectly performed, produced or crisper recordings than those particular albums. Herbie would be an even bigger fan than I of the Dan so I immediately thought of him when I heard the news and wouldn’t be surprised if he goes on a creative binge and writes a multitude of songs in tribute to the great man himself over the next while as his way of dealing with it.
  14. The Post A Pic Of Yourself Thread V2

    One gigantic motherrrfuckerrrr
  15. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    He's been arrested but not charged as yet. Very, very foolish carry on out of him if it's true, even if it was just the one shandy at his mates around the corner. He should know by now, in this day and age, the media - and police, to an extent - would take pleasure in battering a baller/celeb of his caliber over something like this.
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