Supremo

On 4/14/2024 at 11:55 AM, Supremo said:

Hopefully they don’t add too much else. Chances of Jericho somehow managing to get on the show and stinking it up? Rarified air of a man in desperate need of a massive fuck off.

I simply cannot anymore. There needs to be an intervention. We all shouldn’t be punished for eternity, just because Jericho doesn’t want to go home to his nutcase MAGA wife for an extended period of time. Just get a divorce, Chris.

You hope Jericho was watching that opening segment. Moxley went away for weeks and it already felt exciting and novel to have him back. It’s not rocket science and requires little to no effort. You can even give those poor bastards at the trademark office a break. Just fuck off for a bit, please! Alas, I’ve given up hope. It won’t happen. I reckon we’re three weeks from him trademarking, “Jericho needs to fuck off.”

It was a good go-home show. Everything settling back down after two weeks of their heads falling off because of CM Punk. The momentum’s not there like it could have been, but still a positive sign to see them steady the ship again. Who knew that ignoring people in other companies and just cracking on could produce positive results?!

Really good mixed tag. Copeland had some great hoss chemistry with Brodie King. They should do a singles match. Brilliantly fun spots when Willow came out and started diving on Brodie, too. She rules. Strap her up.

Interesting the way they had Copeland nod and shake hands with Mercedes. Hopefully what Copeland has been doing is contagious because he and Mercedes couldn’t be more different right now. Copeland is doing all this new, interesting, exciting stuff, whereas Mercedes is very slowly dying on her arse. She looks the absolute business - the rainbow hair from this week may have been the best look yet - but fuck me if there’s nothing there beyond the look and ability to carry yourself like a star.

Weeks and weeks of bad, NXT-style promos. Each time they release a, “WE HEAR FROM MERCEDES,” graphic it’s sounding more and more like a threat. It’s the pits. I had to check Wikipedia to confirm, and was not surprised to see Mercedes hasn’t had much of a career beyond NXT and WWE. It seems ingrained in her. Like it’s all she knows. That WWE cadence and rhythm, where everything half rhymes. It stands out as so fake and shit in AEW. The phoney, robotic delivery is only compounded by the crappy, spooky, attacked-in-the-dark storyline. I thought we’d all admitted this Scooby Doo shit belongs in the bin? MJF’s career nosedived trying to make it work in this environment. We had to do a whole G1 tournament to distract everyone from it! Have we learnt nothing? The idea of Mercedes keeping this up, doing these bad promos, crappy acting and not wrestling until the end of May sounds absolutely dreadful.

Instant return to form for The New Elite. Great match, fun character work, excellent dickhead-ery. I laughed out loud at Mathew still talking into the microphone as he got suplexed. I saw The Bucks were teasing a surprise at Dynasty. I assume Jack Perry joins The Elite after helping them win the ladder match. Providing they keep the Punk stuff to a minimum and focus on being So Cal Twats, I think it’ll work. Perry looked like a superstar on that New Japan show.

Bryan Danielson doing a Bunkhouse Brawl the night before his dream match pay per view headliner. Never change, Bryan.

Fantastic match between Ospreay and Claudio. It remains amazing how quickly Ospreay has adapted and became such a complete North American pro-wrestler. Superstar.

Great night for Swerve. Good promo and then an amazing spot where he took out everyone with a stomp before landing on his feet. Top guy stuff. It’s time to pull the trigger. Learn from WWE. Pull the trigger when the time is right. We always knew the right time to pull the trigger on Cody was Wrestlemania 40. Definitely not Wrestlemania 39. Same applies here. You can taste it. It’s now or never. Nothing less than a Swerve victory will suffice on Sunday!

But yeah. Almost goes without saying. Full support for Nyla, who’s great, massively under-utilised and an absolute hoot on Twitter. This should kickstart a new push.

I had no idea Cool Hand and Ruby were a couple in real life. Double brilliant news!

I don’t know if he’s paid some big bucks to push his stuff recently, but yeah. I’ve gone from not even knowing who Joe Hendry is, to fully believing in him. He’s all over my socials. Feel like every other post on my For You page is his cheeky grin spinning into shot. Catchiest entrance music ever.

Get this lad in AEW!

When it comes to, “dream matches,” I try my best to keep my excitement and expectations at a reasonable level. I don’t want another Okada vs. Danielson. Or a modern-day Edge or AJ Styles match at Wrestlemania.

But then they release a poster like this and I can’t control the hype. This is class!

Love the ferocity on Danielson’s face. Like to think he’s racing to knock a Peri Peri Chicken out of Will’s hands, to suggest a plant-based alternative.

The Title match had an equally as cool poster. Two bad ass, cool motherfuckers. The fucking lads. This needs to be Swerve’s moment.

I’m here all day long to watch World Sports Entertainment bomb worse than the XFL.

This shot in particular is absolutely magical. Up there with The Rock walking out of the darkness. Whoever is directing their shows these days is infinitely better than the previous shit show. 

Super fitting the way the camera zooms out from Sami to reveal the packed house. Metaphor for the last three years. I still attribute this new boom period to Sami’s performance in the Bloodline. Turned the whole company around. Great to see him getting his flowers.

Chris Jericho has trademarked, “The Jericho Vortex.” Because of course he fucking has.

All this time and effort to try to play into it and make it a meta character. Surely it’d be easier to just fuck off for a bit, like everyone wants you to? If he’d accepted this six to twelve months ago it’d already nearly be time for him to come back and feel fresh and exciting again. Someone should send him this on Twitter. Try and inspire him to take a break and achieve new goals.

Not that it matters though. I’m more convinced than ever he’s trying to burn through his contract to go back to WWE. Any time away is more time he needs to pay back before his contract can expire. He’s probably already sniffed around Hunter about a Hall of Fame induction to get him back in the fold.

It’s something straight out of the school playground. “If you’re Champion of the World, then I’ll be Champion of the Universe!” You could see over Wrestlemania weekend that enough people want to get rid of the stupid, “Universal,” moniker though. Samantha Irvin didn’t even say it when announcing Cody was the winner. So typical of them to still use the word, “Undisputed,” though, when they’ve spent the last year pushing that there’s now two belts that are supposed to be of the same importance. Sounds quite disputed to me.

I didn’t rate this stuff when Bray was doing it, but could at least admit he had some interesting ideas, even if they never went anywhere or concluded satisfactorily. Bo Dallas, and now potentially Matt Hardy, continuing it? Ooof. My hopes are not high.

Sami Zayn’s entrance was the stuff of legend. Reminded me of that time Eddie Guerrero did something similar. Do you think Kevin Dunn watches Raw tutting and rolling his eyes? Or does he sigh softly, admitting to himself that he’s a rubbish director who created dog shit television for decades.

For a medium in which everyone fights in their underwear, I can’t explain the intangible nature of it. But every now and then, someone just looks like a Dad at the swimming baths. I love Sheamus, but unfortunately that’s exactly how I’d describe his new look. 

“Twenty five lengths? Think I’ve earned myself a KFC!”

Rhea beat everyone. Looked boss. Vacated the title without putting anyone over. Shawn Michaels truly teaching these rookies THE BUSINESS.

Danhausen to WWE is an interesting idea. Looking at Danhausen’s Twitter Likes the last week or so, that appears to be what he wants, too. He doesn’t seem to be particularly shy about supporting Punk over AEW in this never-ending war of shit. Can Bryan Danielson fine the roster for Likes? Or does it have to be Tweets?

Checking Cagematch, Danhausen hasn’t been on AEW television for months, yet continues to wrestle independent shows, so something is definitely up. They’re actively opting to not use him. Fools.

Maybe it’s best if they let him go to hang out and drink Pepsi with Phil on Monday nights. I don’t believe he’d be more successful there though. WWE has improved massively, and is far looser and more enjoyable these days, but I’d still have zero faith in WWE doing that type of comedy or character work. It’s a million miles from their style. I don’t even think Hunter would get it.

Honestly, it might be Punk’s greatest crime. I love me some Danhausen. It’s a crying shame all this has led to him being in this weird limbo, not making me laugh on TV.

42 minutes ago, RedRooster said:

What's the last significant thing Moxley

Literally this graphic from Collision. A genuine rush of excitement. Forget the Punk bullshit. He’s back to save the day yet again.

Max Holloway with the greatest finish I’ve ever seen. Phenomenal. They need to change that Islam vs. Dustin Title fight into a Triple Threat involving Max after this!

Incredibly, this show is a week away! It’s a real achievement to have a card that looks this good on paper and yet somehow nobody is really talking about it. Wrestlemania overshadowing it hasn’t helped, but neither did airing that stupid Punk stuff last week. Completely distracted the conversation. Fingers crossed they’re over this Punk bullshit and we get a big, hard sell for the go-home week.

It won’t have the emotional resonance of the Sting retirement, nor will it have the crowd size of Revolution, but otherwise this looks like another banger show. Tony’s an idiot with a lot of flaws, who can’t help but get in his own way, but the man sure can put together a pay per view!

Samoa Joe (c) vs. Swerve Strickland for the AEW World championship

Toni Storm (c) vs. Thunder Rosa for the AEW Women’s World title

Young Bucks vs. FTR in a Ladder match for the AEW World Tag Team championship

Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. PAC for the AEW Continental title

Julia Hart (c) vs. Willow Nightingale for the TBS title

Bryan Danielson vs. Will Ospreay

Adam Copeland, Mark Briscoe & Eddie Kingston vs. House of Black (Malakai Black, Buddy Matthews & Brody King)

Will Danielson and Ospreay break Meltzer’s scale? What’s the highest Dave’s gone? Seven stars? Eight? Could be looking at a tenner here, lads!

Will this be Swerve’s big coronation? Or will Hangman return to cost him again? Feels like now or never. And what state will Hangman be in if Swerve wins the World Title? I imagine Page showing up with a wild, unkept beard, like the Hardest Geezer returning from Africa. Weeks stuck at home, obsessing? He’s gonna be a mess! Cheese completely off his cracker.

Genuinely terrifying imagining what Cash Wheeler will do in a ladder match. He’s been burning through his bump card like a maniac ever since he got arrested. Wrestling like a man who’s accepted he might go to jail at some point, so no longer cares about holding anything back. Should be a spectacle. When was the last AEW ladder match? I can’t remember. It’s been long enough that this actually feels novel and special. Should be great, provided the whole thing isn’t undermined by CM Punk chants. Hoping The Bucks win. Cannot be arsed with another boring FTR reign.

You assume Okada will have an epic with Pac. You’ve got to justify that 4.5 million dollar salary that’s definitely real!

Adam Copeland vs. Malakai Black in a singles TNT Title match would have been more interesting, but it’s been obvious for the longest time that Black has no interest in stuff like that. If the lazy prick must burn through the rest of his AEW contract in Trios matches to save his body for Papa H, at least we get the bonkers team of Copeland, Briscoe and Kingston. Between those three teaming up here and Copeland doing a Mixed Tag with Willow, this is exactly the type of mad stuff I want to see Copeland doing. Crazy match graphics you never thought you’d see. Matches you can’t even imagine in your head. Great stuff. Quietly, Copeland is turning into one of their best signings.

I’ll be rooting for Willow. Adore her. Still worried they’re going to turn her heel to feud with Mercedes, which might end up winning next year’s Wrestling Observer's Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic.

Hopefully they don’t add too much else. Chances of Jericho somehow managing to get on the show and stinking it up? Rarified air of a man in desperate need of a massive fuck off.

Trios match to unite the ROH and AEW Six man titles? Ideally, this is the end of The Acclaimed. An act way past its sell by date. Give me a big singles push for Anthony Bowen. One of the best sellers in the whole industry. Caster can get in the bin.

I wonder if we’ll get a Moxley defence of the IWGP Title? Maybe against Takeshita? Seems to make sense given the ongoing feud between BCC and the Don Callis Family.

So yeah. Thoughts?

Matt Riddle acting the tit, going full Austin Aries, no-selling his loss, and high-fiving fans as he danced out of the arena was interesting. Has he managed to fuck up his New Japan deal already? I mean, it was always cursed to begin with, but that's record time! Man's a Grade-A whopper. Glad this means he likely won't be at Forbidden Door.

5 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said:

I know what you're doing here, and it's hilarious that you're still rattled by those criticisms, but the serious answer is that you're not supposed to show video packages for surprise debuts. The commentators reacted according and were quick to explain to the audience that Tama is the son of Haku.

That's the joke.

I know there’s a difference between real age and WWE TV age, but it’s still funny Tama Tonga is considered the younger generation when he’s three years older than Roman Reigns. Also, I don’t really want to spoil anything for anyone, but Tama Tonga is rubbish. Do not get your hopes up.

Plus, no video package for him, so obviously the worst thing ever. How are we supposed to know who he is?!

I worried WWE would go on an MCU-style skid after Wrestlemania: Endgame. Tama Tonga turning up did nothing to quell those concerns. A Ms. Marvel or Hawkeye plunge in quality. Solo and Tama Tonga now running The Bloodline? Absolutely stinks of Horace Hogan and Stevie Ray.

On the plus side, this is the most beautiful image ever created by mankind. Hang it in The Louvre.

I prayed for this and it happened.

*Calmly nudges some CM Punk T-shirts off a table to conclude this post.
 

Roman Reigns. Beltless loser. Seth Rollins. Beltless loser. Can’t even do a poxy run-in. Jon Moxley though? IWGP World Heavyweight Champion. First and only man to ever win WWE, AEW and New Japan World Titles. Brilliant. The one true ace of The Shield.

Top move by New Japan. Definitely enough for me to start watching regularly again. Also quite funny that Mox isn’t even in AEW at the moment, enjoying his Easter Holidays, and yet the moment more Punk bullshit kicked off he still ended up with a World Title around his waist. Like a prophecy. Life finds a way.

Say what you want about Tony, but it is funny that every time he fucks up he always has a four and a half star match in the back pocket to offer as an apology. This should absolutely rule.

Funniest thing about the footage is that in an attempt to prove CM Punk slightly wrong in his recollection of the fight on the MMA Hour (I think he throws one punch more than he described with Helwani), Khan has accidentally proved Punk’s assessment of Tony as a boss to be one hundred percent accurate.

Tony is too nice to be a proper boss and he doesn’t run a tight ship, all of which is clearly evident in the clip. Two guys with heat are arguing right in front of Tony’s monitors for a solid twenty seconds or so and he doesn’t even attempt to break it up before it escalates. Probably sat there shitting his pants. There also appears to be approximately ten to fifteen people doing fuck all around them, like idle Sims characters. Any boss with any type of spine would either step in or get one of the dozen useless pricks under his employment to do something. It’s laughable how long nobody does a thing. Won’t someone do something already, before Chris Hero starts crying?!

I’ve got more time for Tony than most. When AEW is clicking it’s my favourite pro-wrestling TV show of all time, and I dread to think what this industry would look like if he hadn’t decided to bring his e-fed to life.  Fuck me though. This idea of him being an internet shitposter with more money than sense has never felt more fitting. He’s that type of internet wrestling fan who’s so desperate to win the argument and get the last word that he can’t even see when everyone has given up and stopped caring. 

Massive props to my man HOOK though. Didn’t break kayfabe once. Pure bedlam, fists thrown, dweebs fearing for their life, and HOOK couldn’t look less bothered. Just watching, completely aloof, probably day dreaming about grabbing a pack of Monster Munch when everyone calms down.

But yeah, on the subject of HOOK, the Vortex claims another victim.

Rather leave the territory than keep working with the Wetherspoons Dementor! At this point, WWE are going to have a bunch of lads coming in at the same time, similar to the Radicalz, only it’s exclusively wrestlers who couldn’t be arsed with Chris Jericho anymore.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that they have their worst shows of the year when they’re obsessed with throwing mud at the competition and reacting to criticisms on-air. What next? Are we going to start calling out losers like Bully Ray and Bischoff during the live broadcast?

They’ve done the impossible. They’ve made me prefer to see Dean Ambrose in WWE than Jon Moxley in AEW. I’d have burst with excitement if he’d came out in the Shield gear at Wrestlemania. After this show, I wouldn’t wish for a Mox return to Dynamite any time soon. He’ll lose his mind with this bullshit.

I wonder if WWE would have thrown a bad wig on him, the same way they originally did with The Undertaker when he turned up with the shaved head.

AEW trying to DMCA everyone and stop them sharing the footage on Twitter was easily the most interesting part.

Like they realised instantaneously how fucking stupid this whole thing was and how it wasn’t the massive gotcha they expected. Trying to get the toothpaste back in the tube the second it comes out. Everyone warned you.

Honestly, the only person this nonsense will benefit is Drew McIntyre, who’ll almost certainly reference it in the coming weeks, adding extra zeroes to the contract he’ll eventually sign with WWE.

Chris Hero nearly crying was the best part. Probably realised that filling out an incident report would delay him getting a Nando’s.

Stone Cold was on the Truck of Destiny. No other explanation required.

Anyway, I can’t get over it. The most useless character in decades. One weekend. I’ve done a complete 180. Salute this man and the sacrifices he made for all of us. Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed. Thank you, Seth. Clap clap, clap clap clap.

*I’m fully aware he’ll likely ruin it and be back stinking up the joint his first night back.