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19 hours ago, thicko said:

Remember the time you suggested you’d rape my daughters. Fucking prick. 

Present proof of this within 24 hours or be banned.

I love a sausage roll and a steak bake as much as anyone...but fuck me imagine being a grown adult and wearing that shite

44 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

I hate it and I'm never going in.

I can just picture the cunts that go in that place. Some fella in a cutoff denim jacket with some clash patches sown on and a "cyclists rights now" tattoo while wearing a rancid cycling cap.

Mushroom looks barely cooked. A very dry looking breakfast.

5 minutes ago, Kfogg1991 said:

can't express in words

Sometimes adding the word "fuck" or "fucking" can be used to emphasise your feelings.

8 hours ago, Scratch said:

Beans with fish and chips is ok, isn’t it?

I've done it...better if you're getting a battered sausage instead of fish.

Fuck me that looks dry. The tomatoes mixing with the beans...vile

4 hours ago, Tommy! said:

FYI I don't get emails from tags on here, a mate posts and mentioned this.

The Staniforth effect.

Curry sauce on fish...nah mate

35 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said:

I spent the next three years funding a new window in a shit supermarket

3 years? Fucking hell, should've taken a 2 week stretch at Walton instead.

35 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said:

I threw up on her during sex once, so she had good cause

How on earth did that happen...

36 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said:

I’d just been on the stage and had been fed a tin of cat food by Reg Holdsworth

...ah fair play mate

I mean red peppers at one point were green peppers so why not ring em up as green peppers? Not my fault they are priced differently officer.

15 hours ago, Merzbow said:

And Wayne Kramer from MC5, fuck sake.

 

Fuck sake indeed. Discovering MC5 when I was 17/18 was a pivotal moment for me in my music journey. Truly a random find of "High Time" on CD in Sister Ray on Berwick St and bought it because it "looked cool", had no idea who they were and this was in the days before pulling out your phone and googling it. Luckily I went with High Time because IMHO it is he best album they ever did. The explosion of songs on it blew my mind and then finding out their sordid and fucked up history added to the mythos. It was insane to me that seemingly no-one knew of this band and I tried my hardest to get as much info on them as I could - the excitement I had when I finally got to watch "MC5: A True Testimonial" was insane, literally invited my mate over for a viewing party as there was no footage and barely any information about the band.

Wayne Kramer's book was wild and not going to claim "what a great bloke" but fuck me if that band wasn't massively influential for many and in my own life.

Never forget as you deeply relax in Captain Tom's signature poppy filled spa bath.

3 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

Does It Offend You, Yeah? is a very shit mid 00s name, but suited the time and actually their album was alright, but still a dreadful name.

Nah it's hilarious to me that they plucked that for their myspace page and then their song blew up. In true kfogg style I FUCKING KNOW THE FUCKING LADS AND EVEN THOUGH I FUCKING HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THEM IN OVER 10 FUCKING YEARS I CAN SPEAK ON FUCKING AUTHORITY ABOUT IT and they aren't serious at all.

Anyway, the correct answer is and always will be Menswe@r

They've been dining out on that "As Seen On TV" line for a bloody long time

Anyone wearing those t-shirts should be jailed too

2 hours ago, SpiritOfTheForest said:

I actually got accused of watching pornography by my girlfriend because she walked past and glanced at my laptop and "FelatioLips" was the first thing she read. "Why is this man called FelatioLips?" was a follow-up question I wasn't really sure how to answer. 

Can't beat gold like that

He must have some dirt on someone on the council to be getting hand outs like that

Vince resigned? Oh good....what food you getting in for the rumble lads? I've got a goodfellas pizza and a 2L of tizer for the rumble. Can't help but feel like Vince will get away with this though.

2 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Masuimi Max was a trailblazer in being one of the first fetish-mainstream crossover models

I feel like I followed her on livejournal (maybe myspace)...OF before OF

You should all be ashamed of yourselves 

19 hours ago, wandshogun09 said:

Howling at this. “The late great” 🤣 

*exhales into microphone* thats crazy...

16 hours ago, Kfogg1991 said:

Sean Strickland has gone from saying if he ever says what he said again he will stab him to being really respectful

This is what a bully does when they are scared

7 hours ago, NeverYield said:

I can see Strickland winning if he drags DPP into deep waters. Much easier said than done, but he has got a style that can be hard to engage with, who knows. 

Deep waders? What are we doin here B? DDP? Great guy, never med him

On 12/31/2023 at 5:53 AM, Fatty Facesitter said:

Reminded me of the old Norton signatures posters were given if their sigs exceeded the stated sizing

That is a blast from the past. People used to get so angry about having that dropped into their sigs