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Smegma Cake

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  1. I think the deal will turn out to be that Booker's still finding his feet as a GM, and he's a bit tentative about standing up to Otunga given Otunga's demonstrated skill at sucking up to the top brass. At least, I hope that's how it turns out. They'll probably just have Booker un-ban it after Del Rio accidentally hits him while he's guest reffing a match between them. And Teddy Long will still be inadvertently written as being shit at his job until the end of time.

     

    Well given tonight should be/better be the last of the Sheamus/Del Rio pish, I think it'll be revealed tonight that the ban is lifted. Probably during the match, just to give the crowd something to cheer. God knows they'll need it. Its the only thing they can do that won't force this angle to go on any longer.

  2. FFS, I thought TNA had finally wised up to how much of a shitarse he was. Hopefully the fact he only laid out Robbie E, means he won't be instantly thrust into any massive angle anytime soon. Unless he's eventually going to be one of the Aces & 8s, which to be fair would be logical.

     

    Apart from the tag team champion stint with himself, I can't remember enjoying anything Morgan did while with TNA.

  3. he blew chunks when he wasn't The Hurricane.

     

    You clearly don't remember the greatness that was 3 Count. Shame on you.

     

    That was WCW, completely different company

     

    About Bryan & Punk not being vegan any longer. Bryan said in an interview he became vegan due to a health issue. He admitted he probably wouldn't stick to it because of how hard it is to stick to the diet on the road. Especially when you're traveling with Ryback.

  4. I find it weird that Helms is one of the PG SUX brigade, considering he got his best run as more or less a 'PG friendly' character in The Hurricane. Sure he probably spent so long trying to get rid of it, but that just makes him even more of a tool when you consider that other than a tiny forgettable stint as Cruiserweight Champion using his real name, he blew chunks when he wasn't The Hurricane.

  5. Love Matthew Horne's character too.

     

    Did you see Matthew Horne on the Fantasy Football Club on Sky Sports? Sure the show is a bit of a piss about but he seemed to be plugging his theater gigs and not the show other than 'I'm in a show right now and I play a ludicrous character, which is..well...' or something to that extent. He seemed genuinely embarrassed about it.

     

    The first episode was good to set out who everyone was, especially the kids. From the first show onwards you instantly knew their characters. Always good, especially if the show is only six weeks long and you don't have much time to let characters evolve.

  6. Leo Kruger looked good, but something wasn't quite right about him. In the opening promo he sounded South African, played up on the Lion/Alpha Male gimmick but during the sit down portion ala NXT of old, he sounded like a regular bloke. His attire is Snuka-esque and works, but he's parading around posing like an Alberto Del Rio type character. They obviously don't know which part of the gimmick to push more, the Alpha Male wildman portion or the Aristocrat portion. Personally they should go with the Alpha Male wildman gimmick as it'd stand out more in todays WWE....he's got the look though and he's decent in the ring from what I've seen of him before and on this show.

     

    The name is good too, it doesn't sound too slapped together like a lot of the names seem to be. Work on the gimmick, hone it a little, get his mannerisms right and he could be a very good mid carder in the near future and possibly even higher.

  7. So whats the craic with this new nxt then? Does it revert back to " the winner of this season goes to raw/smackdown" again or will it be never ending like the redemption series?

     

    Same name, different concept. Its basically just a show to bridge the gap between FCW & Superstars. Think of it as a brand now, not a 'show'

  8. The whole 'buried' thing really grates me. Folk on here used to vehemently claim that Punk was being buried just after the whole ECW thing collapsed on its arse. It goes in cycles, you can't have a guy like Cody Rhodes win every week or else, he'd be a shoe in for World title shots. He has to lose to make sure he doesn't seem to be heading in that direction before he's ready or they plan to.

     

    But surely when you are champion, Cody Rhodes should be beating the likes of Kofi Kingston and Santino Marella rather than losing to them?

     

    Yes but heels should lose more than they win, in my book. Unless it was a title defense, or they cheat...but that's purely my opinion. I think babyfaces should lose more than they win, unless its the feud ender.

     

    If he lost to Santino 10 times on the spin, yes you COULD have an argument, but he's been the best booked mid carder on Smackdown for the entire year. Regardless of who he loses to. Its still not a burial by any stretch.

  9. The whole 'buried' thing really grates me. Folk on here used to vehemently claim that Punk was being buried just after the whole ECW thing collapsed on its arse. It goes in cycles, you can't have a guy like Cody Rhodes win every week or else, he'd be a shoe in for World title shots. He has to lose to make sure he doesn't seem to be heading in that direction before he's ready or they plan to.

     

    I also remember during the whole Chavo/Hornswoggle deal that Chavo was being trashed for having to job out week in, week out. He was on TV on a near weekly basis, which is better than a lot of people already on the roster were getting. Same today. Cody Rhodes could be losing to Hornswoggle every show, but he'd still be far better off than a JTG or a Yoshi Tatsu

  10. Just watched the first episode of Stella. I was hesitant because Trollied was rubbish and The Cafe looked terrible, but I quite enjoyed Stella.

    Yeah I caught glimpses of it as my wife was watching it and it looked pretty good. Did Ruth Jones write it?That new Zooey Deschanel sitcom wasn't too bad either, watched the first episode the other day. There's something about her, isn't there?
    She did write it, and I mentioned that 'New Girl' sitcom earlier in the thread and thought it was unfunny tripe. I do think there's something about her, but its something I don't like. Her voice or maybe its the whole 'hot girl being funny' thing, which for me she doesn't quite pull off in either category.
  11. So I was watching one of the Rumble's and Rey Mysterio gave someone a bronco buster. Now, how exactly does that work? Because for me, that looks like the aggressor leaps cock and balls first.

     

    Thighs on shoulders, buttocks on chest. That's the impact of the move. Balls in mouth might be a side effect.

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