Uncle Zeb

Perhaps the Punjabi Playboy has taken to wearing a sexy neckerchief.

So how much did you make on her? Enough for a carded Dusty Rhodes I hope.

I confess to struggling with this one. Not because of the detailed quality, which is top drawer of course, I just haven't watched any wrestling in a while so the obvious clearly escapes me.

Is that something most people have by default?

I've a feeling the last attempt to revisit this idea never really got off the ground, but given the news that Microsoft is killing off Paint with a Windows 10 update, this could be our last chance to recapture at least some of the magic of the original thread. Perhaps what contributed to the last rehash failing to catch on was that it became exactly that - a rehash of the same old images being uploaded again. So let's make a rule against doing that this time. New images only please. The idea is to spend no more than 5 minutes on your ideally free-drawn non-masterpiece (however Chris Masters is allowed), with no text or labelling, with the point being for other people to try and identify them and perhaps the iconic/controversial scene in which you have depicted them. If you don't have MS Paint on your computer or tablet or whatever, then other low-tech programs may be used but this is strictly a Photoshop-free zone. We expect your picture to look shit, so don't be shy. As long as we're laughing, whether it's with you or at you, it's all good.

Build a Coliseum Video video coliseum.

No...

Fuck.

Pretty sure he doesn't need your say-so to "at least try something." I understand feeling frustrated as a bystander watching it unfold in this thread, but it's a very delicate situation for any family and you don't know what they've tried and what they haven't. So a little less condescension about their inaction, please. All these complications mean it ain't in fact so easy.

Whether he... okay, okay.

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Someone's got a short fuse today.

Sorry, that one's tickled me. Such an unforeseeable design flaw, because when else could it possibly matter?

Is he? When he was on The Graham Norton Show he was giving the impression he didn't have a clue what he was going on about most of the time when filming. I suppose he was just playing it down to be cool for that audience though, while at conventions he'll be arguing with cosplayers over the relative angles at which the fifth and eighth Doctors held their sonic screwdrivers.

I see WWE's still fond of the Planet of the Apes and Shawshank Redemption style of DVD covers: