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Guns n Roses getting boo'ed off stage in Ireland last night. It's a good laugh.

 

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same thing happened couple years back in glasgow. i wasnt there so someone can correct me on the details, but Axl Rose turned up well after 10pm and announced he hadnt had his dinner so was going off for somethign to eat, fucked off, then came back on another while later....what a huge prick

Really awful news, I remember him posting from a few years back when i first came onto the Forums. Really, really sad. Its been said, but what a tragic waste of life to go at that age. Thoughts with this family and friends.

RIP

i was on holiday with mate and his family back in 2001.

we were in the living room sleeping and woke up during the night to hear his dad getting a very sloppy handjob off his pregnant stepmother ...then his dad walked through the room, completely naked to wipe off his skin soldier...that was an awkward next morning

begs the question, whats the strangest thing you have wanked off to? i mean, there are times you are so far gone anything will do it. I remember as such using madonnas music video "music" cause her tits were great in it.... ill think of more am sure...fuck, as i speak

I remember when younger I started staying at home myself after school rather than have to go to grandparents. I found a 12 page pullout in my mums cupboard that was 12 sec positions for the year. I used to think everyday in school about what one i was going to wank off to when i got in... it was all cartoon drawings, but hot as fuck.

I was a late bloomer when it came to wanking. First time I cracked one off, I was about thirteen years old.

That's LATE?!

 

think thats about normal is it not...maybe even a year earlier than me... has anyone ever done the whole tissue/toilet paper thing and left it sitting in their room, very exposed and then gone out and forgot about it. The dread when you are out hoping your parents dont go into your room, man, thats exciting enough to wank over

You couldn't edit it so Masturbation isn't the first word, could you?

just for you Loki

My most shameful moment came in my youth... (would u believe i just typed mouth instead of youth) I was a paperboy and delivered to a few blocks of elderly housing flats. The News of the world had a centra page spread of Angelina Jolie nude scenes. I kept looking at them on my round, at 7am on a sunday morning. It became too much for me , and between floors of the old folks home,i battered one out over some old guys paper and just binned it... shameful shameful times. But very exposed, so quite exciting.. something I may well do again one day

ps ill edit the topic title since we have branched into stories

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVg4L8j-ZJc

 

Skyline......it actually looks like it could be fun!

yea, it does ..love my Alien, extra-terrestrial UFO films... this and battleground los angeles looks promising

lololol

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE consider this as post of the year

sir, i tip my cap to you

I've just come back from watching The Expendables.

 

It's awesome. Go see it.

This seems to be what everyone who has seen it is saying.

 

Does anyone know someone who thought it wasn't that good?

im a big movie fan, me and my mate went to see it and thought it was disappointing..good but not great, they rely too much on the big names rather than being a classic action movie..other than blowing loads of shit up for 2 mins in the middle and 10 minutes at the end..

id say the a team was alot better

Why would you get banned?

Becuase I'm a shit poster.

did u not report this thread dil

does anyone remember their first time? i was terrified, i started and as soon as got the sensation i stopped, i thought i ws dying or something... soon finished off the next day though and i never looked back

the doctor

Now, when you gents have had a fumble with captain custard-chucker, do you ever get a feeling of overwhelming guilt... for example, you think of a girl you want to have the sex with at some point but afterwards start getting all edgy as if maybe you dont...

discuss

the doctor

Ive read quite alot of UFO stuff, huge believer, but sensible with it all. Nick Pope and Timothy Goodall id recommend to anyone looking for quality books. Apparently all astronaughts see when they go into space are shit load of UFO's everywhere and they are told this before they go up. Also, when they landed on the moon, which I believe DID happen, there were actually UFO's sitting on the surface already not terribly far from the moon landing site