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Yes, I’ve been to many events here and they’re always brilliant. Always a lovely crowd and the staff are brilliant at coming up with ways to keep things fresh. They have retro gaming nights every quarter, and they’ve had the occasional arcade nights, too. It’s one of my favourite places to visit, and my best friend of 36 years and I treat it as the ideal place to meet up as adults to relive our childhood. The retro gaming nights are always worth going to, as they have so much stuff and staff make a huge effort in getting everything setup neatly, and they aren’t afraid to let you play with stuff - some of which is quite expensive and rare. If I lived closer, I’d definitely like to volunteer there.

Royal Rumble on the SNES was a standout WWF game and it’s still one of my go-to games when I turn an emulator on. It could be argued the MegaDrive version had the better roster, though. RAW was technically superior, but just wasn’t quite as fun. I remember completing Wrestlefest on my little Dingoo console on a flight to the Czech Republic, much to the bemusement of the man next to me.

I’m interested to hear what Suggs has to say about this. It’d be Madness gone politically correct, I tell ya.

Nick Tilsley

Is it too late to change my vote to Steph McGovern?

The entire toy section of our local Asda.

This can fuck right off already.

Matt Baker, Matt Baker, Matt Baker. An absolute charisma vacuum who I genuinely believe thinks he’s actually quite cool. He can shove that rickshaw up his arse. After I mentioned my dislike of Baker to my next door neighbour about three weeks ago, he’s sent me a different photo of the fucker every day since.

Lamb Vindaloo or Phall depending on the outlet, keema rice, peshwari naan, chicken pakora and onion barji. All washed down with a nice cold lime and soda.

Noel Edmonds looks like Bob Mortimer dresses up as Noel Edmonds for The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.

My first thought was Julian Assange had removed himself from the Ecuadorean Embassy.

I still haven’t gone back to it after completing Chapter One. First thing I did once I was free to roam was ride out of camp on my horse, but he got cold and died. I want to live this game, but nothing is drawing me back to it 😐

It could start with being better than WWE, rather than trying to be different. How different can professional wrestling be, anyway?

Fair play to Noel, he absolutely nailed that trial with Harry.

I’m sure I read it on here, but may be wrong. It was something someone’s dad said during an episode of Britain’s Got Talent and it stuck with me. It always makes me smile and went something like this: Someone had just given a performance that the other judges liked, but Amanda Holden had said “It just didn’t make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up...” To which whomever this person’a dad quipped: ”Yeah, but Les Dennis made the hairs on the back of you neck stand up, so your opinion counts for fuck all, love!”